i'll serve a queef out of my pussy before i serve this country.

RT @armpitlover2150: Shaking my girlfriends dads hand:.“Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”.

RT @nollywoodstemme: thinking about how growing up we were repeatedly taught how to decipher credible sources online and now people just ci….

RT @user84829272: All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

RT @intothesoll: our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch.

RT @RoxyTall: I love it when my paper towel holder cow is fat and hate it when it’s skinny

RT @BrendanDaGawd: ㅤ

RT @Vessyteena: I love this gif so much

RT @poisonivic: They look so adorable omgg 🥹🥹

RT @cessonmute: using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

RT @dontfacetimeme: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

RT @broiledcrawfish: the concept of mike getting hard while making lemonade.

RT @dayglowj0e: ok so those are stamps.

RT @The4thWayYT:

RT @tommy_stella: Going to start calling all keychains labubu like how parents called all video games the Nintendo.

RT @laputasuciaa: when is Job Island.

my pussy juice is so acidic i disinfect my countertops with it.

and yes that's catnip that snuck into tha pic lmao.

also look at these 2 pretty girls i didn't have room for in the garden! left em on the table in their containers and they're kinda doin alright! will post a 🍅 upd8 soon but it started raining

mexican torch sunflowers!!! i seeded this patch n noticed tomatoes sprouting instead so i gave up hope on em. noticed something red hiding from the window. went 2 investigate and! I GOT EM ‼️‼️