Can the ABC political bias be attributed to @ScottMorrisonMP’s handpicked Chairperson @ItaButtrose? #auspol

I was going to ask if we need the Cleaners from Engadine Macca’s to help with Kirribilli House but I think they’ve been traumatised enough already. #auspol

I’m enjoying having a PM that can speak properly, not make up words & not talk shit. It’s the little things I suppose. #auspol

Let’s become a Republic & make our Head of State an Indigenous Elder. Might go a long way towards reconciliation. #auspol

It turns out it was easier to remove @ScottMorrisonMP from Government than it is from Kirribilli House. #auspol

Can I do the rental inspection of Kirribilli House? We will need to check & see if @ScottMorrisonMP has befouled the carpets. #auspol

Hey @TimWilsonMP, what does the MP mean? Major Ponce? #auspol

I’m not sure that it’s gravy. #auspol

If 76 LNP seats gave them a strong mandate what does 77 Labor seats do? #auspol

Hey LNP, it’s not the “forgotten Australians” it’s “Australians you forgot”. #auspol

ABC Journalist says campaigning is much different to Governing & will be looking to see what the first actions of the @AlboMP Government. They’ve already done more in the Pacific region than 9 years of the LNP Government. Then he starts puffing up @PeterDutton_MP #auspol

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Kipfler… #auspol

What is it with Nationals Leaders & water rorts? Here is one example of ⁦@D_LittleproudMP⁩’s nepotistic corruption. #auspol

“Boy is my face red & I’m also embarrassed to lose the Nationals Leadership” - @Barnaby_Joyce #auspol

I can’t wait to see the LNP use their few numbers in vain to vote against an ICAC. ICAC, you know we want it & we will get it. #auspol

If it was a “Terrorist” that murdered American children the USA would declare war, when it’s an American that murders children it’s just “thoughts & prayers”. #auspol

I’m sure if any other Country had the problems the USA have with children being murdered, the USA would invade them. Time for sanctions & boycotts instead of thoughts & prayers. #auspol

A Potato & a Beetroot walk into a Partyroom meeting….. #auspol

Any LNP that the voters didn’t remove, the ICAC will. #auspol

If the Liberals & Nationals split, who gets custody of the IPA kiddies? #auspol

Oh look! Another biased “Journalist” to switch off from my screen. This time it’s Leigh Sales turn, but I’ll listen to @latingle’s report first. #auspol