Oya. I'm just a cyber security student and I don't know shit. I am a very low level hacker who writes malware for fun on the side... Nakuwanga a huge disappointment 🤣🤣 Above all me napenda matiti tu. Easiest way to kidnap me...

Leo nimekuwa very heavy footed from Malaba to Busia... I still got decent consumption. I love this shitbox 🥹 The VW Polo would have shown me shege

Having a car is a beautiful continence. Sahii I've dropped my Grandfathers and Mothers makwao. They've blessed me Ile Sana I am ready for 2026 buanaa... The Ka feeling of yesss nimepark where I grew up

Niko wedding flani huku Deep in Nambale... I swear we need to all meet our cousins at least one get-together per year coz yhooo! Naeza patana na mrembo while on a bender kiumane siku moja kijijini

Never forgive never forget.

@georgediano His nickname muhindi is because his wife gave birth with a Hindu man after he went to study in usa leaving her in kenya. He has a child of Hindu origin and married a 2nd wife in retaliation. There's a luhya song dedicated to mdvd, "Wayanza Mangodo"

Niko hapa wondering why ther s so much spider web between my legs kumbe NI mchanga inamwagika from my undies

We came to see my grandma... If you know that gate itabidi mniheshimu 🫠 IoN... Of all my brothers I am the only one driving a kadudu 😐 but mine is fast

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Despite everything, I have learned to be grateful because I haven't walked this journey alone. Thank you so much, everyone, who has been kind to me this year. I have met strangers who turned into brothers & sisters to me. For that reason, I find the strength to keep going.

Yes we had a fun kwa compound. Why? Coz the homestead has spaceeeee... Guess who else is having fun... F3 And yes... We've got roads too 😌

A woman learned her former dog had been surrendered to a kill shelter by her ex-boyfriend. She'd been searching for the dog for months after their breakup. The dog was scheduled for euthanasia the next morning. She arrived after closing and found the facility locked. She broke a

https://t.co/u7pTRQcYaU See this... Hakuna shamba or Zizzi or any clutter kwa homestead. Unlike out greek fellas from the mountains...

KC slander is unacceptable 😮‍💨

A few years ago me ndio nilikuwa nafanyishwa hii kazi... Sahii me ndio kubweka orders while I sip. Days like these 🥲

With my kwota in a cool shade with nothing but my thoughts watching my cat enjoy home... Sprinting and climbing

That lousy traitorous house cat of mine has opted to go sleep on her grandpa's lap..😐. Füçk her and everything she believes in 🥲

The young lads wakisema hawaogi kwa bafu... They're going stark naked kwa fence .. 😂

My guys homestead na shamba ya food are separate. We don't live inside shamba ya food like uncultured nigghas ... Left NI shamba ya Mahindi na mihogo na beans Right NI Bananas, mangoes and anything else. Nyumba NI veges... Katikati NI grass road not cabro...

I think they stole our Christmas Goat or it's gone into hiding 🫠