Time to try to sleep. I don’t anticipate good results. ☠️ Goodnight Adventurers! 💚

GUUuYYuSSss!!!! Husband says we can take a trip to the game store this weekend!!!!! ✨💚✨ Time to feed the addiction! 😎

Solid Life Advice. Very Goblin. 💚

<Laughs hot coffee into her nose, then dies> 🤣☠️

I’m old enough that this is an exciting idea to me. 🤣

Yeah….kinda. 🙃

<Goblin in the background preparing to cast Enlarge Person on the Barbarian if the Bard fails because it would be funnier>

Good Morning Adventurers! 💚 Today many coffees shall be consumed. Last night I rolled for sleep, and failed. No long rest. No regained spells. Just grumpies and sleepies. 😖

Everyone is full of fried rice and miso soup, and tucked into bed. 🍚🍲 Now it’s time for Goblins to sleep!😴 Goodnight adventurers! 💚✨

Youngest, walking in with her pretend kitchen pan: “Dad! Want some rice?!” Husband: “Only if mom is willing to make some” 👀 Me: <Gobliny smirk> “Husband…would you like some rice?” 😏 Husband: <Mischievous husband face> “I mean…if you’re offering…” If you need me, I’ll

Seriously. 🫤

I believe custom dictates that we all come together at this moment and say “nice”. 😏

> Skulk out the front door. >> Hiss at sunlight >>>Clutch Package while growling “Booooksss!” >>>>Back into the house and lock door.

Damn right! 💚

Finished book 1.5 of the Powerless series. Now that I’ve had a good cry, how’s everyone’s day going so far? 🤣😭 2/100 📚

Bro has had Kenough of her BS. 🤣💚

Good Morning Adventurers! 💚 Did you know some people live their entire life without knowing they are goblins? Sad, I know. But don’t worry! I’m here today to share just a few identifying signs…✨

Making the husband some chicken quesadillas, then headed to bed. Sleep well, adventurers! 💚

Seriously…🤦🏻‍♀️