Joel
@theearlyaughtss
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Joined January 2024
@CamPericoBrady He sucked ass for YEARS man. Just recently started having months in the green.
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@CamPericoBrady Day trading, commodities. Been doing it for about 13 years. Hasn’t profited a dime up until very recently.
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@jay_han1 Don’t think he’s in the mood he lost all 7 of his accounts today unfortunately :/.
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Battle station after the storm
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If anyone out there is artistically inclined we’d get a kick out of seeing this as a Renaissance style painting.
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If you’re riding my ass in traffic you’re getting brake checked regardless. Shoot me in a road rage incident idgaf what happens after but you will be getting brake checked.
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Bro someone made a memecoin from this and is making like legitimate money 😭😭😭 (dm me).
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I think Zach Tops progression as an artist is gonna be INSANE. I think in a few records he’s gonna mature as an artist a lot, and fully drop the 90s country thing (yes, it is a gimmick and I’ll argue with you all day about it). He’s gonna drop a record that’ll blow ur mind.
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Holy shit man that pic of my dad blew the FUCK up, I had like 30 followers when I tweeted that 😂.
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Shoutout my hometown Mexican restaurant for having the best salsa and topping bar fucking ever
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For the alt country heads this is like one of the most underrated drinking songs ever
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Everyone is all obsessed with raw milk these days. Im on that fucking raw water bro. Straight from the creek behind my house. Just like Mother Nature intended it, free from all processing and contaminants 😊.
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Now that I’ve gone viral what do I do next. Do I become like an influencer or something do any supplement companies wanna do a brand deal perhaps.
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You’d have to think that Elon Musk / Trump cabinet members have seen this post by now they’re all always on Twitter.
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I love walking into a Goodwill and seeing actual homeless crackheads and single moms rather than retarded 20 year old depop reseller goblins wearing vintage carhartt jackets looking for new shit to buy and flip.
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Should we bring back slightly crooked/sideways newsboy caps it feels like a 90s thing but……
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@CountryChord @Brennen_Kelly @RileyGreenMusic I’m sorry but Riley Green is such an unimpressive singer.
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Almost fought a homeless guy in Vancouver just now. Saw him screaming running down the road towards a USPS woman and clock her in the head, and I screamed HEY and ran towards them and told the guy to fuck off and he just ran away. Called the police made a report and everything.
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@nick_ingold20 Can’t hate on a guy making shit happen and I agree with a ton of his messages but a lot of his stuff feels so pandering to me. Not sure why but it’s been hard to get past it :(.
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Horse “Vision”. I’ll take some and let you know how locked in I am
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I fucking love public school teachers shoutout all my public school teacher friends.
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I just hit a fucking pinch harmonic on a steel guitar. Nobody can tell me shit and this is the best thing I will ever contribute to music
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Gave myself a haircut with kitchen scissors (had shoulder length hair) cannot believe I pulled this off
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I love Ke$ha to death and I’m glad she’s free from the chains of her label / other contracts, but her new music is just not good man. Her new music sounds like what boomers THOUGHT she sounded like when her first singles started dropping.
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I was at this guys house party in college once and he said something really shitty to me so I took a piss in his dishwasher and left.
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I’ve always thought Trojan was a really bad name for a condom brand. The Trojan horse literally broke open and had like a hundred people jump out and run into Troy.
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Sturgill Simpson is touring with a LEGIT fucking guitar player right now. Dude is the real deal.
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Also bonuses points for reggaeton blasting and random little kids running around the kitchen and yelling.
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All of the handheld camcorder videos from my childhood Christmases and birthday parties were super shaky because my dad was drunk as fuck.
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I’d rather hang out with the average Redditor over the average Twitter user.
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Magical album. I think both this and Definitely Maybe are equally as good as well
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100% factual. All these indie soft boy douchebags need to go fucking hit the oil rig (or a WV coal mine).
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The best debut record of all time. Perfect 10/10 album from possibly my favorite band/songwriter ever. Such a unique and sickly sweet artistic concept that Richard Edwards concocted here, and if it’s something that you just “get”, it sticks with you forever.
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Lorde writing Pure Heroine when she was 16 will forever blow my mind.
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Got a little too drunk at my brothers family birthday dinner last night and asked the whole table full of my relatives “should we get a bag?!”.
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Met this guy in rehab like years ago. This song is so fucking good, it’s like that throwback punk Johnny Thunders thing if you’re into that. (MC5, the replacements, the dictators) . 1970s punk. Hope he’s doing alright (high chance he’s dead now) .
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Private equity firms bought up all the trailer parks in recent years and raised the rent to the moon. That in turn contributed a good amount to the HIGH number of homeless we see on the streets now. Poor ppl used to have the fallback of trailer parks, now they’re too expensive.
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Dude. So far the singles have been legit good pop music 😭😭😭.
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If you need an excuse for getting out of work just tell them you just found out you were actually a foster child and need some time to process. Should buy you at least a few days.
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Screenshot of a video of me looking confused asf covering a George strait song
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Sometimes Wide Open Spaces by the Dixie Chicks hits you so hard when you’re driving you almost burst into tears.
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Bro fuck Reddit mods. Like so hard. It’s the number one reason I literally don’t post on Reddit anymore. Those dickheads just lord over their subreddits and delete every post you make and then make you beg them to put it back up in the messages. Assholes bro.
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@tevordoley22 I love this guys messages/takes a lot, I think his writing is really clever but ever since I first heard/saw him his music as a whole just felt SO pandering. It’s super cloying to me and I can’t shake that feeling no matter how hard I try but tbf it is literally protest folk.
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American scientists be like we just got this RAT addicted to fucking FENTANYL.
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One of my homies in college straight up just did not pay his rent for 4 months and like nothing happening. Just resumed his payments after the 4 month lapse like nothing happened.
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Somethings wrong with my fucking truck again it’s idling like dogshit.
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@lethalrejection It’s personal with him and don, trump wanted to turn his home country into a fucking Trump strip mall.
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Daniel Nigro has been on FIRE. This song is so fucking good, and he also did the entire Chappell Roan album. Banger .
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@tevordoley22 Junior kimbrough. Super underrated, super nasty sounding scuzzy droning blues sound. Start with I gotta try you girl or meet me in the city.
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Killed a great show this weekend with my good friend! Link to us covering “Cowboy take me away” by the Dixie chicks is below for anyone interested
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Stopping at the cemetery to steal flowers off the graves for my wife in a vain attempt to make up for forgetting our anniversary.
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@tevordoley22 Fred Eaglesmith, everything sounds like it was recorded in a junkyard (in a cool way). Probably would start with 6Volts.
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Sorry babe I wish I could stay over longer but gotta leave at 4:30am :/ ((she thinks I’m really mysterious and handsome)) ((I’m actually just going to the fucking methadone clinic)).
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Windows rolled up, kid in the car and everything! True masterclass
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@tevordoley22 Might be crazy but I want them to take their pick of a Townes van Zandt song and turn it into an absolute fuckin ripper.
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I love Charley Crockett so much. His songs are literally all just about being down bad as fuck, but they all have this SLIGHT hopefully lilt to them. They are a gentle and graceful acceptance of hard times.
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@tevordoley22 @TheRainmakah I fuck with it. It’s better than those country Twitter accounts that literally just post random 2 sentence lyrics from songs and the classic “moRGaN wALLeN baD” content 🙄. Those accounts piss me off.
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So glad that I didn’t go to school for music and instead just went the private lessons here and there route.
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I’ve always wondered who actually buys the $110 band tees hanging from the ceiling at thrift shops
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We as a society need to stop using the word “tweaker” as a derogatory term. Homeless drug addicts are real people with real feelings, and I really think it’s time for us to collectively look internally and stop discriminating against this marginalized population. #nomorehate.
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@tevordoley22 Is this the one that small town saturday night cover was on? Thats the best 90s pop country song ever.
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Sucks that teslas don’t have catalytic converters that I can steal.
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So wtf is up with the Real ID thing dude is that like something I need to get soon or what.
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If you go to Reed College fuck you drop out and work a manual labor job.
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@tevordoley22 The title track is my personal favorite off this record. I can’t even really explain why, but it’s just magical to me. I think we had conversation about Shooter Jennings production on this record awhile back.
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Trying to recall the difference between Surfs up and Happy Feet and I just cannot for the life of me.
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It’s probably not the wisest move to get your blood drawn with a ton of caffeine and nicotine in you right.
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Facing a firing squad and standing trial for all you have wrought is every man’s dream death.
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I might not be the best choice for a long term partner but at least I’ve never once owned a pair of joggers.
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@bradluttrell I feel like Ryan adams could have had a similar sort of career to this with this level of reverence but he just fucked everything up basically as much as he could lol.
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New Ryan Adams album was absolute garbage. Just give me something man (saying this as a diehard Ryan Adams defender).
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