on my way to do something dark and perverted

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being transgender is like being a little person except even funnier because you chose it for yourself

"see you later, alligator" "catch you next time, Jeffery Epstein"

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"Flight" alternate ending where the case gets dropped due to a clerical error and the last scene is Denzel Washington racking up lines in the cockpit flying fast as fuck

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told an ffs surgeon I had a consultation with that I didn't care if I ended up with a scar near my hairline because I'll be getting a tattoo over it anyways and he looked at me like he got electrically shocked and said "you don't have to do that"

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cooking something dark and perverted

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