Justin Stewart
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Soils, Symbiosis, Fungi, Maps | PhD candidate with @KiersToby | Scientist @spununderground | Fellow @WAAG | 🏳️🌈
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Bothered. Unmoisturized. Anxious. Not In My Lane. Unfocused. Decaying
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When you finish a PhD I hear they give you one of these bad boys
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POV: Your professor doesn’t know how to share their screen on zoom
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I AM NO LONGER PUBLISHING IN JOURNALS. all my manuscripts will be attached to pigeons and released for the people.
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Possibly unpopular opinion: scientists should take 1 graphic design class to better communicate science. It should be a general requirement in undergrad for all majors tbh. It facilitates better communication.
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I miss moving .000001 L of liquid from one tube to another.
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You can be an academic and a dumbass. Don’t limit yourself!
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normalize telling people to UAG, UAA, and UGA when they are annoying you
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Does every academic have a regularly scheduled “what am I doing with my life” crisis?
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Thrilled to announce this PhD is more work than I expected!
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You’re telling me I actually have to do this PhD I applied for?
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MY FIRST FIRST AUTHOR PAPER WAS ACCEPTED FOR
PUBLICATION !!!!
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MY UNDERGRAD THESIS WAS ACCEPTED FOR PUBLICATION AFTER 6+ YEARS OF WORK ON IT. I AM SO HAPPY. I AM FREE.
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I wish scientists were taught younger that null/negative results are OKAY and how to weave them into a cohesive story. Seeing a friend upset about her thesis :/
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Actual video of me doing field work collecting the atmospheric microbiome
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Stupid of you to run a gel at 80 volts for 1 hour when you could run it at 4800 volts for 1 minute.
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The best part of being in an interdisciplinary field is feeling incompetent at all of them!
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SOMEONE CITED MY FIRST FIRST AUTHOR MICROBE PAPER FOR THE FIRST TIME IM GONNNA CRY
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Me a 3rd year phd student realizing I have to actually finish this PhD
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Yes I do statistics every day of my life and yes I just googled “what does a t-test do”
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I don’t use R. I don’t use python. I use Microsoft paint.
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New PI emailed and asked what pronouns to use for me in the system and I say he/they and the system doesn’t accept that. So. She is challenging the whole damn system and inputting it like that! I feel so happy rn about that. And weird sharing joy rn.
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Faith is believing that there’s actually 5ul in the pipette tip
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I’m excited to announce that I underestimated how long this experiment would take.
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Hi I’m a scientist and have unrealistic expectations for myself.
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Have you ever been so deep in a project/manuscript you feel that it’s not longer cool and you want it GONE.
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Pathogens are just microbes that have turned to a life of crime.
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like this tweet if you have been personally victimized by R.
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Nailed It but it’s tenured biology professors doing lab work
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When you reject my manuscript this is who you are rejecting
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girls don’t want fun they want carbon emissions to be restricted and the rich taxed
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It’s cold and people are requesting in person meetings that could be emails.
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I’m thrilled to announce I’m giving up. This has been a long journey and it’s over cause I quit!
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I’m not on Twitter to keep up with research, network, or communicate science.
I’m here to complain.
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I'm into:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 my code working on the first try
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Got told AGAIN I will not be competitive in academia if I don’t do a foreign postdoc.
I literally moved for my BSc, MSc, and PhD (continents here!).
Why is this important???
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I SAID YES!! 😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍💍💍🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 TO BEING AN ACADEMIC WHERE MY SKILLS AND TIME ARE POORLY COMPENSATED
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My friend showed me an undergrad lab report she is grading. THE STUDENT JUST DELETED THE QUESTIONS THEY DIDNT WANT TO ANSWER. IM CACKLING
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I’m excited to announce I’ve accepted a position at Vrije University in Amsterdam to get my PhD in Amsterdam studying the microbial ecology!!!!!
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Do a PhD in evolutionary biology. It will be lots of molecular work and coding they said
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Student reached out saying she felt safe in our class because she saw the TAs and professor had their pronouns public. Again, such a small action to show you are an ally when you’re in a position of power (the educator)
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Showing my PI a graph I just made and haven’t interpreted yet.
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WHATS YOUR SCIENCE HOT TAKE?
Mine is that teaching me about the Krebs Cycle is less important than learning about climate change, sex education (NEVER LEARNED ABOUT GENITALS AND I HAVE A DEGREE IN BIOLOGY), and ethics in research
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the p in p53 stand for please stop studying me I literally do everything
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A man recognized me from twitter and just bought me a glass of Prosecco then left me alone. This is all I’ve ever wanted.
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?
Me: NOT YET THIS PHD IS HARD STOP ASKING ME WHEN ILL HAVE A DRAFT OF MY THESIS
Flight attendant: I ummm…
Me: sorry.
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Babe are you okay you haven’t touched your thesis in months
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I was invited to review a paper in a journal I like. Are PhD students allowed to review????
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Normalize saying I don’t know (but I’ll learn) in academia!!!
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Nature is not healing. Nature charges you $10000 to tell a story.
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I stretch my grad school stipend by eating an ice salad for lunch
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I have no memory. I can’t remember a single thing. How am I a scientist???
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DNA->RNA->Protein->Burden of Existence
When does it end????
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