⚡️ Elizabeth Halford
@thebrandshe
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Brand person. Figma simp. Exvangelical. Special needs mom. Views are subject to change. #brand #diversity #equity #inclusion #UX #exvangelical #rettsyndrome
Orlando
Joined July 2009
#airportlounges are a portal to the highest concentration of name-dropping douchebags you'll ever have the pleasure of day drinking next to. Congrats about your platinum card I guess.
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Group text with my teenagers when I ask who can walk the dog.
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Picture this: JWs start running for high office and placing JWs in the #SupremeCourt to stop people from getting blood transfusions because their religion doesn’t allow them.
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My love language is making plans with me then cancelling like 24 hours out.
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Now is a good time to rt this thread
I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…
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I’ve believed that refusing to focus on one discipline was a weakness, but there just isn’t a predefined category for what I do. I just learned that there’s a word for this #multipotentialite #autodidact #learning
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Marriage is like pancakes. It’s ok to throw the first one out.
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If you remember the first commercial for caller ID, you’re in therapy now.
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I’m obsessed with the new flavor of crime drama. WeCrashed, The Dropout, Inventing Anna. Serial killers are out. White collar crime is in.
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BREAKING: Will Smith Being Sent to Live with Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air
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Men on the Pacific coast, you have about 3 hours to prepare your answer to “would you do that for me?!” East coast men can advise.
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Friendly reminder: if you’re white, there’s no reason to use a reaction gif of a Black person (aka “digital blackface”) when there’s literally a Schitts Creek gif for everything.
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Is this the end times? This feels like the end times.
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In 1999 I went on assignment from the @orlandosentinel to review the Holy Land Experience and they hung it in their back office with my photo. Like a wanted poster. Apparently I’m banned. Bummer.
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I just got my #2020taxreturn over a year after filing. And they didn’t pay me any interest 🖕🏼
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#LoveIsBlind is wild. Lol @ Danielle referring it to it as “withstanding a marriage” like it’s a disease 😅 Also, #marriage isn’t forever. It’s just paperwork. They can leave you any time they want so seek to serve, connect, and make them happy every day.
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