I just thought about how if you have kids you have to wake them up, get them ready for school, drop them off THEN go all the way back home get yourself ready and go to work.. absolutely tf not
I hate so much when people ask me when I’m gonna start having kids.. the other day my coworker was like “you need to hurry and have them bc as soon as I did my life changed so much for the better” LMFAO bitch mine would be ruined
morning skinny really has me feeling like THAT BITCH! then I remember that its all an illusion & by the end of the day I’ll look like a baby whale again
doctor at my job: how old are u
me: 24
him: well u know my son is 23
me: no... actually I didn’t
him: he’s going to law school
me: oh wow
him: in my home country we find good women and arrange them for marriage w our sons & that’s what I was looking to do w you
MY JAW DROPPED
Found out that this guy I almost went on a date with a while back has sexual assault charges, multiple fraud charges, multiple theft charges and an evading charge… so glad I listened to my gut feeling and didn’t go bc wtf
I was having a very rough morning this morning.. cried on my way to work and everything. I get to Starbucks and the lady in front of me paid for my order so I started crying again lol
Bro this homeless man came up to my window and was like.. I need some change for a drink & was holding up a quarter & I was like all I have is 2 dimes here you go in sorry that’s all I got.. this man said god damnit took my shit and stormed off lmfao give me my 20 cents back
For a while I thought Buster was deaf and the reason he didn’t listen was bc he couldn’t hear me, but FUCK NO! This dog just doesnt have any respect for me lmao
One time the guy who delivers our beer at work was staring at me for like 15 seconds, then goes “god I just wanna tickle you rn” lmfao I told my manager and I haven’t seen him since
Theres this man at work that gets on my nerves so bad.. so im on the elevator & I can hear his voice from down the hall & im pressing the close door button over & over so fast & right when its about to close he sticks his hand through & the door opens back up.. ruined my day