Timmy&Jimmy
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When I find out my family ate something good while I wasn’t around
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When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
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When I find out my family ate something good while I wasn’t around
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when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol
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Me and my friends before doing something really stupid
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5 year old me finding out that 100 isn’t the biggest number
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This can’t be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school
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When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause the real fight 😭
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Me: why does my back hurt all the time?
also me sleeping every night :
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“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”
me after lunch:
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Why Patrick Star double cheeked on a Thrusday afternoon hella ass😭😭
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If a CHILD tells you they’re uncomfortable around an ADULT, PLEASE LISTEN
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Ngl why is everything better at night ? Showering, eating cereal, jumping out the window,vibing to music,phone calls,Twitter,like everything 😂😂
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Your mom at You drunk
home praying Vs in the middle
for your safety of the road
at 3 am
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me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there 😭
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Nobody at all:
My shampoo bottle when I’m in the shower:
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ive never seen a puppy pull a prank before this was too cute not to share😭
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YES I’m an outfit repeater but why u an outfit rememberer??!
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Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens
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when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little “aaarf” sound
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“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??”
My dog:
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Me judging a group of people for being loud and annoying even though I’m 100x worse when I’m around my friends
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me after me after
watching fake watching true
horror movies: serial killer
documentaries:
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Me when I was 9 pretending I was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care
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Me: “Bring a jacket”
Her: “No I’ll be fine”
Her 20 minutes later:
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When I found out my family ate something good without me
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how tf the lil voice in my head know all of the lyrics when i don’t 😭😭
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10 y/o me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm i need glue for my project tomorrow 😭😭
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Teacher: “Discuss your answers with the person next to you”
Me and the person next to me:
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Gets on a plane
Flight attendant: window or aisle
Me: window or you'll what?
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them: “you seem like a quiet person”
me when i’m by myself:
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drunk me bumping into everyone at parties thinking they’re bumping into me 😭😭
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Brain: The joke happened 10 minutes ago it isn't funny anymore.
me:
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Me when I heard “SO WASSUP THEN!” at the back of the cafeteria 😭😭
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“Omg your so quiet”
Me around people I actually like and trust:
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Teacher: “Next Person to laugh gets kicked out of the classroom”
How bro looks at me:
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When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.
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Black ppl when they see an actor playing in another movie:
“THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… DAMN!”
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i hate when people say "it's too early to be eating that" WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN?
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“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
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My mom: “I want you home in 10 minutes”
Me in another city:
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This probably the best view of went down in Montgomery Alabama
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The most dangerous game to play is “resting your eyes” in the morning after shutting off your alarm 😂😂
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NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.
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Grandpa Joe: *hasn’t stood in 25 years*
Charlie: *gets a golden ticket*
Grandpa Joe:
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Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens
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when life was simple...
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Grandpa Joe: *hasn’t stood in 25 years*
Charlie: *gets a golden ticket*
Grandpa Joe:
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Friends: “What’s your password?”
Me: “It’s my birthday”
Friends:
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Me on thanksgiving: “Get me another plate but say it for you”
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My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby
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You be the cash. I'll be the rubber band. You be the match, I will be a fuse…
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y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭
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Me when other Other people
People are sleepin when im sleepin
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*see an actor playing in another movie*
Black people: “THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… DAMN!”
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Gets on a plane
Flight attendant: window or aisle
Me: window or you'll what?
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Grandpa Joe: *hasn’t stood in 25 years*
Charlie: *gets a golden ticket*
Grandpa Joe:
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When your joking with your mom and she turns it into a whole lecture
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Her: wake me up in an hour n 30 mins pls
Me: *wakes her up in an hour and 30 mins
Her:
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me pausing my music to see if the siren is in the song or its outside
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me in my room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s my jacket or a headless man standing VERY still
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