the_hyperloop
@the_hyperloop
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Philomath. Space Cowboy. Male. Occasional Inadvertent Apologist.
Joined January 2022
the “na, so” part made this such an hard read
Was sourcing a bullet-proof SUV for a client of mine. I went inspect it and noticed only the glass was amoured, the doors weren't, and I asked why, and the response was oga na, so we buy am.
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what is the complaint here?
Lady shares product review after patronizing her classmate who sells lip plumper.
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Some things can never be said to me.
I dare my babe to tell me some fuck ass shit like this fr
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Feel like this at some point, but it is necessary to acknowledge the temporality of the feeling. Also you will die anyways Might as well let the movie play It gets better🫂
i really have to kill myself at some point in my life
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😭😭😭
@joyale__ Omo 2022 I gave envelopes to the rich people in my neighborhood and told them to donate money for my church ikore that was coming up next week Made 29,700 and it lasted me for a while
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wow
2016. Took all the train routes in Nigeria. Did Iddo to Kano (42 hrs). Ilorin to Kaduna (11hrs). Port Harcourt to Kano (43hrs). I wanted to see the country so bad.
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shey you feel the melancholy?
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Feel so baddd for Pantoja
Joshua Van says he doesn't have a game plan going into his title fight against Alexandre Pantoja: "I don't have any game plan, to be honest... You can make game plans and things like that, but when the fight comes, it can be a whole different game. Whatever he brings, I'll be
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If I can afford it, I am good. Just scrolling the tl and seeing people buy stuff. I check the price and see that I can afford it. Not buying though😭😂 Affordability don reach me
Idk mehn I like seeing money in my account more than anything,I can literally still use uber I never cared😂
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you no lie
yall don't smoke enough cigarettes that's why u cant advance socially w all due respect
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Alexandre Pantoja speaks for the first time following his injury at #UFC323 “It’s not just about myself today, it’s about Joshua Van. That’s his destiny, to win this belt tonight. I’m gonna work very hard, and I’m gonna take my belt again.” 🙏 (via @Pantojamma)
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Skill issue
Can’t believe I fell for that “if you can’t buy it twice you can’t afford it” gimmick Now I don’t have a Mac or the money 😂😂😂
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yeah. we will get pretty close.
What people think Nigeria would be like without Religion.
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there are way too many people dying and suffering to believe my “prayers” are being answered
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That will teach him!
Your husband is an inconsiderate ahole and his behavior should never be tolerated. Our mantra a few years back was “No Gree For Anybody”. Not even your husband. So, tomorrow withdraw N440K from your own personal account. Send N140K to his Mum and N300K to yours. Announce it at
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Screenshut
I can't hide it anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 What's the past tense of screenshot? Screenshotted?? Screenshat????
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Ended a long term relationship. Had two flings/near-misses. Happily single
Dating wrapped 2025?💀💀
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I feel a jolt of joy when people hate shit I like. more for me.
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I charged my Mac with a different port today. Imagine its shock.
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