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the_hyperloop

@the_hyperloop

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Philomath. Space Cowboy. Male. Occasional Inadvertent Apologist.

Joined January 2022
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
20 days
🧍🏾‍♂️
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
4 days
the “na, so” part made this such an hard read
@Osi_Suave
Osi
4 days
Was sourcing a bullet-proof SUV for a client of mine. I went inspect it and noticed only the glass was amoured, the doors weren't, and I asked why, and the response was oga na, so we buy am.
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
8 days
what is the complaint here?
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
9 days
Lady shares product review after patronizing her classmate who sells lip plumper.
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
9 days
Some things can never be said to me.
@bvttercup222
🐚
10 days
I dare my babe to tell me some fuck ass shit like this fr
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
9 days
Feel like this at some point, but it is necessary to acknowledge the temporality of the feeling. Also you will die anyways Might as well let the movie play It gets better🫂
@Gregy_Online
GREGY
11 days
i really have to kill myself at some point in my life
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
10 days
😭😭😭
@QBMFRAGRANCE
Maroy H
10 days
@joyale__ Omo 2022 I gave envelopes to the rich people in my neighborhood and told them to donate money for my church ikore that was coming up next week Made 29,700 and it lasted me for a while
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
10 days
wow
@Hitchoflife
Ugochukwu
10 days
2016. Took all the train routes in Nigeria. Did Iddo to Kano (42 hrs). Ilorin to Kaduna (11hrs). Port Harcourt to Kano (43hrs). I wanted to see the country so bad.
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
10 days
shey you feel the melancholy?
@mavoswago
marvin
10 days
kilobizzy immortal
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
10 days
Feel so baddd for Pantoja
@arielhelwani
Ariel Helwani
18 days
Joshua Van says he doesn't have a game plan going into his title fight against Alexandre Pantoja: "I don't have any game plan, to be honest... You can make game plans and things like that, but when the fight comes, it can be a whole different game. Whatever he brings, I'll be
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
10 days
If I can afford it, I am good. Just scrolling the tl and seeing people buy stuff. I check the price and see that I can afford it. Not buying though😭😂 Affordability don reach me
@jooeell_
Gbek$
10 days
Idk mehn I like seeing money in my account more than anything,I can literally still use uber I never cared😂
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
10 days
you no lie
@qnorapname_
PODCAST OF THE YEAR
11 days
yall don't smoke enough cigarettes that's why u cant advance socially w all due respect
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@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
12 days
Alexandre Pantoja speaks for the first time following his injury at #UFC323 “It’s not just about myself today, it’s about Joshua Van. That’s his destiny, to win this belt tonight. I’m gonna work very hard, and I’m gonna take my belt again.” 🙏 (via @Pantojamma)
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
12 days
Skill issue
@0xtomiwa
Tom
12 days
Can’t believe I fell for that “if you can’t buy it twice you can’t afford it” gimmick Now I don’t have a Mac or the money 😂😂😂
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
13 days
yeah. we will get pretty close.
@IzunnaDike
Pan African (Igbos are from Rivers State too)
14 days
What people think Nigeria would be like without Religion.
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@birkinmami
omosefe 🫧
13 days
there are way too many people dying and suffering to believe my “prayers” are being answered
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
13 days
That will teach him!
@OloyeSomorin
Olóyè Somorin Osifeso
13 days
Your husband is an inconsiderate ahole and his behavior should never be tolerated. Our mantra a few years back was “No Gree For Anybody”. Not even your husband. So, tomorrow withdraw N440K from your own personal account. Send N140K to his Mum and N300K to yours. Announce it at
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
13 days
Rust is an exceedingly beautiful language
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
13 days
Screenshut
@toluwalase_xo
ₜₒₗᵤ𝓌ₐˡᵃₛₑ🌸
14 days
I can't hide it anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 What's the past tense of screenshot? Screenshotted?? Screenshat????
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
14 days
Ended a long term relationship. Had two flings/near-misses. Happily single
@iamTalcey
Talcey🫧
16 days
Dating wrapped 2025?💀💀
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
14 days
I feel a jolt of joy when people hate shit I like. more for me.
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@the_hyperloop
the_hyperloop
14 days
I charged my Mac with a different port today. Imagine its shock.
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