Old enough to remember in school when asking to use a calculator and the teacher saying: "You're not going to be walking around with a calculator in your pocket your whole life are you?"

Majority IQ <=100 & they vote. To be great, a country needs its elite Einsteins. German scientists fleeing Hitler helped win WW2: Frisch & Peierls were the 1st to show atom bomb possible. US scientists are now world’s elite. Canada, UK, EU, etc should welcome them with open arms.

The power of suggestion: told my drama class that stage fright is just the impulse to say the N word leaving the body. I’m proud to say that not one performance of My Fair Lady completed without someone blurting it out.

pretend I am enlightened and creation is about to be destroyed tomorrow. What question would you like to know the answer to about anything you know and can conceive of. Ask away.

I asked GPT-4 to describe the infosec community as a sarcastic mean girl.

If you really like someone you can say the opposite of "rip them a new one" that you are going to "seal them an old zero".

Snapd is a vagina dentata. You just want to install a package and it screws up your mount.

The distinctive, vaguely sexual pleasure of installing linux on an old laptop to see how well it runs.

I just noticed "foreach" on npm is controlled by a single maintainer. I also noticed they let their domain expire, so I bought it before someone else did. I now control "foreach" on NPM, and the 36826 projects that depend on it.

F*** the police

It's time to up our infosec shitposting game (listen with audio)

I just love diving into the strangest, coolest features of our universe. Case in point: the gravitational memory effect. My newest for @QuantaMagazine

When the bard dies: "You know what I want, and I want it now. I want a raise dead because I'm Mr. Slain"

You haven't had a proper date until you've had an ISO 8601 standard date.

Undisputedly the best kind of date.

That feeling when someone says "DDoS" when they actually mean "DoS" and you can't stop them to correct them or else you might be seen as being too pedantic.

My python/cloud learning project is a dating website for reductionists. Up for it?

New matrix trailer just dropped. They retconned Neo into an infosec person instead of a hacker... 😲

The Unix timestamp billennium is Halley's comet for nerds.

All the movies with the rogue AI that destroys humanity trope is just training data for the future rogue AI that destroys humanity.