The Auburn Creed
@the_auburncreed
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I believe in Auburn and Love it! Sigma Nu 1986 pledge master, VP of Enron department of ethics, Peter Millar enthusiast, used to be good at golf
Joined January 2024
Very pleased to announce that I have accepted the role of VP of department of ethics at Enron. Very thankful for this opportunity
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Now that we have another sec qb caught spitting game on snapchat, where does Garrett Nussmeier rank among these greats?
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The left sent in a hurricane and the left failed spectacularly. Let’s have a day
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I’m confident there are at least a few burners who could go out there and do better than that
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Not a fan of people referring to Christmas as “xmas”
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Top 10 college towns.1. Auburn AL.2. Oxford MS.3. Athens GA.4. Knoxville TN.5. Fort Worth TX.6. Fayetteville AR.7. College Station TX.8. Norman OK.9. Tuscaloosa AL.10. Columbia SC. Piles of shit: Waco, Baton Rouge.
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Is it a bad idea to do 4 classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays so you have Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays off?.
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@hersheysquirt69 John, .Just earned a follow for this one. Unfortunately I believe this is a little bit of both here. I still see massive opportunity for you here John. Best,.Creed.
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Go ahead and put this on the member number. Thanks
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Having a gf has made me the most boring person on the planet. Is this a normal experience?.
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This bitch has been passed around more than a mid tier reliever.
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Pops played a very nice course a couple weeks ago. Thanks for the goods
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Financial goals for my 20s:. 1. Own a home.2. Join a top private club in whatever city I end up.
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Some might say this is my best purchase of the year
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Quoting chance the rapper on his bio should’ve been a red flag by itself
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To address the elephant in the room. Yes I am a skinny fuck, and yes it’s better than being a fat fuck.
Can’t wait to brag about this to women who could not care less (this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever done)
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Can’t wait to brag about this to women who could not care less (this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever done)
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@Hunterlsmith_ I wouldn’t wish that shit on my worst enemy. I’m not sure who’s a bigger pos her or his dad.
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@DuragRebel She’s hot but there are tons of girls who are just as attractive at any sec school.
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Any masters locks for this week (besides fading Rory)?.
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Here’s a tl cleanse for yall. Roast my swing from a few months ago
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@chaddavis2026 Chad, . If you take her back you’re letting her win. Best thing you can do is pretend to not care and go on with your life and go back to winning. Regards,.Creed.
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Getting a fresh pair of on clouds has to be a top 5 feeling
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Wife’s first taste of real bbq. She will be an honorary Houstonian by the end of this trip @DALLASCOOGGOAT
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Odds bros from New Jersey and wears Nike polos -5000
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Creed has his first 8am in two years tomorrow… fuck.
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@WalkerWright00 Cheddy, absolutely nothing wrong with renting in this situation. Just don’t buy here. Best.
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If my daughter isn’t driving a brand new bmw, rover or mercedes in college then I failed at life.
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Could be a hot take but once you hit the age of 13, you shouldn’t be allowed to bring a glove to baseball games. Should just be for kids.
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@timsharter It’s just a cycle of my internship, watch sports, work out occasionally and talk to the wife. Got no desire to do anything else and never been happier.
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Fair to say everyone is thrilled about Auburn football
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Creed just got offered his top choice internship. Life is very good at the moment.
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Got my first tweet with a million views. Very surreal moment. I could use a trophy or something.
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@petermillarpaul I was thinking more for the flight attendants but I love your thinking Paul.
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Female burners in itself are not a bad thing. Female burners that just post rack so they can get attention on the internet since nobody will give it to them in real life might be worse than pimento hats
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Coach don is in a pickle… which shirt for the orange out this weekend?
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If this was all made up thats another level of fucked
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@DuragRebel Haven’t been impressed if we’re being completely honest durag. Just seems like a ghetto college station to me.
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Top 5 khakis.1. Peter millar.2. Lululemon.3. Footjoy.4. Travismathew.5. Puma (shockingly not horrific). *there is a major gap between 3 and 4.
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