New Rule: If you make over 1 million dollars annually coaching basketball, you must be in a suit on the sidelines. No excuses. No more of this quarter zip bullshit. Have some fucking respect for your program.

Today’s Goal. Make 500 putts before 5pm.

Drove to the course Two (2) times this week. Both times starting pouring as I arrived. Was perfect the entire day before. Played Zero (0) holes of golf this week.

Woke Liberal PXG in the first 2 minutes of this “Stick” golf show. WTF 🤬.

Post Work Golf Round Cancelled. I am about to cry.

Who else? @johnnieO

Pate Bateman only giving a 50 dollar bill to cut the line to get into the club is so insane. #inflation.

Do not let this white boy get hot at the post work round commencing at 4:50. Yes I am sporting a bespoke new @johnnieO piece.

RT @underwritedeez: Just want to play golf

Nothing worse than watching a dog get old.

Zac Gallen toeing the slab every 5th day.

Ayeeeeeee

Today’s gambling stats. -Tommy Fleetwood Win (choked on 18th).- Tyrese Haliburton 10+ points (9).- SGA 30+ points (29). “Today I consider myself, the luckiest man on the face of the earth.” - Lou Gehrig.

Me watching Fleetwood blow away all my coin on that 18th hole.

RT @Cheesesteaksss: Proud member of Seton Hall Country Club. Private members only.

Sup @johnnieO

I will save the Yankees season by attending this game today. And willing this putrid putrid team to a win.

The Nike x TaylorMade connection has to be explained to me.

Aaron Judge.

Anyone got any bourbon or whiskey recommendations? Need a complement for the glasses I bought pops. #Thanks.