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@theSelfishMan
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The thing that makes me so Amazing is how humble I am about it all.
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Motto:
The world will be a better place when I die.
Meaning:
I hope to do enough good in this world that by the time I die the world is a better place because I was in it.
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@michaeljknowles
So you're saying you're still an insecure little boy that cant take criticism? Strange flex.
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@michaeljknowles
Libs: "maybe we should stop demonizing trans people and try to understand them more"
Conservatives: "you are grooming children and mutilating their genitals"
Also Conservatives: "why does everyone think I'm obsessed with childrens genitals?"
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@BeauTFC
What other biological advantages should we regulate according to this person. Is it fair that short people play basketball with people who are 7 feet tall? Is it fair to have a 350 pound linebacker tackling a 200 pound Quarter back? Whats the line?
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@keffals
@lavern_spicer
"We" is a pronoun. Literally the 1st word in the constitution is in fact a pronoun.
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@777jorgeivan
Men are staying single because the keep blaming women for all their problems and women arent going to put up with that nonsense anymore. Do better men.
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@steinkobbe
@RoxyTall
No one cares if they see a straight couple, I think people are just making fun of the man child who needs to be fed by his wife or he wont eat. Its pathetic.
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@POTUS
Taking steps to reduce poverty would do alot more to reduce crime then pumping money into police departments.
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@Glinner
You really have idea how to combat the dicorced energy label you were given do you?
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@theserfstv
America: *has a history of sexualizing everything*
Also America: "Why is everything about sex all the time?"
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Abuse and Molestation insurance for churches? Seriously! Just Imagine the outrage if a drag show had this type of insurance.
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@Sky_Lee_1
@mommamia1217
@AuthorKimberley
@TrisResists
@RoArquette
@B52Malmet
@ImSpeaking13
@JCTheResistance
@Heidi_Maed_It
@SarahRieder81
@jomareewade
This was my favorite at the one I went to today
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@Esqueer_
Hes all "I dont want to eliminate trans people, just the very concept by which they exist".
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@michaeljknowles
@thedailybeast
How do you eliminate transgenderism in public life without erradicate them? Force them to stay inside and never come out? How very "freedom and liberty" of you.
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@DefiantRobin28
@BigRedCeltTT
Where in this tweet do you say "recently"?
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@ErinInTheMorn
This kinda goes against the whole "its biology" aurgument doesnt it? What is the biological basis that woman should wear dresses and paint their finger nails but men shouldnt?
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@TheEmoDragon
She would have been at a riot with her assault rifle playing pretend vigilante with the proud boys also? Strange flex Ana.
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@therecount
America: *Literally turning into a facist authoritarianism*
Nancy Pelosi: *Reads Poem*
This is not fighting for the American people.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
Left wing extremists: "Maybe dont be so judgemental towards people"
Right wing extremists: *literally beats people for doing something they judge as inappropriate*
Carl Benjamin: "why are both sides so extreme?"
What a clown
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@LannyBrown78
Lmao, my man, your name is literally "your rights are next" and here you are advocating for taking away rights. Maybe the name is supposed to be a threat instead of a warning.
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@tomwatson
@tcddoyle
Imagine trying to downplay a chemical spill like this just to bash a journalist asking a politician to do his job better.
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@chelseahandler
Nice try but it'll never work, tuckers only attracted to M&M's.
Checkmate libs#
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They're happier at work making them more productive. I mean seriously is anyone buying this BS?
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@sethweathers
Lmao, ah yes. "Woke free" beer. This has to be the most incel product I have ever seen.
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@NRSC
@LucasKunceMO
Sex trafficker alert.
A Minnesota jury has found GOP strategist, donor & founder of Big Tent Republicans, Anton Lazzaro, guilty of sex trafficking children.
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@EGYPTIAN_TORRES
@SaeedDiCaprio
You're confusing looking at evidence and making an educated opinion on the matter with wanting something to be true. Its a sad attempt to defend an alleged sex trafficker and rapist.
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@mmpadellan
Go Biden for reaching across the aisle to *checks notes* stomp on labor and union rights?...
How is this a good thing exactly?
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@kenklippenstein
I bet he was just letting people fill in the blanks. "That woman who believes in the_______"
A: Gazpacho Police
B: Jewish space lasers
C: Marshall Law
D: Nothing actually
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@MattWalshBlog
If they cant accept who you are and want to force you to be something against your will, are they even loved ones?
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@BeauTFC
I keep hearing people say Americans should be willing to pay an extra dollar or 2 for gas to support Ukraine, which I have no problem with. It bothers me that it is all on the Average American though and no one is asking the oil companies to profit less to show their solidarity.
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I just heard of a drag show were men in full gowns groom children by giving them wine then reading to them from a book with rape and incest! And there have been reports of child molestation, we need to stop this!
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If this is a parody its hilarious. If it isnt parody, well then its downright comedy gold.
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@BeauTFC
I once heard a coworker say to another coworker "Its Uber annoying to me when people dont speak English in this country". I had to explain to her that Uber was a German word and she should learn what english is before she tried to correct others.
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@ASMRxist
@RayyvanaTTV
Ironically the reason we need to nuke the earth is beacuse of the people saying we need to nuke the earth over a cartoon.
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Calm down you fool, its just representatives speaking on the floor, no one is storming the Capitol.
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@RayyvanaTTV
Are we just ignoring the cut out of Gordon Ramsey behind her for whatever reason?
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"Will serve no jail time"
But please tell me again about how we need good Christian men to protect our children.
Colorado christian filmmaker, Stephen Greisen, will serve no jail time, after pleading guilty to soliciting who he thought was a 14 year old child for sex.
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@DanPriceSeattle
Privatized health care is a joke, the motive is all about profit over actual health care. As a nurse, my wife has to put up with this nonsense all the time. Sytems that are this important need to be nationalized and publicly funded
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@BenjaminPDixon
@kanyewest
Its like he is literally becoming Uncle Ruckus. How long before his country album drops with the new hit single "white privilege blues"?
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@stillgray
Lmao, bro you did a poll that you only wanted people who agree with you to vote in? Whats the point of that?
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Calm down you fool, its just representatives speaking on the floor, no one is storming the Capitol.
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Move over anarcho-capitalism, there is a new game in town. Incel-capitalism, brought to you by the people afraid of pronouns.
America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.
There's a new beer in town!
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Best anti-war Heavy Metal song.
March or Die (Motörhead)
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War Pigs (Black Sabbath)
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@ChayaRaichik10
Lmao what schools are sending kids to Gay bars, strip clubs and drag shows? I think you may be looking on the wrong website to sign your kids up for school.
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@LannyBrown78
@Deeunichic71
@BitchMeansWell
No, anyone who wants to manipulate someone alot younger than them into a sexual relationship is a predator. You now that guy you see in the mirror, thats a predator.
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Hey
@ChayaRaichik10
what do think this guy means when he replies "say no more"? Or was this the plan? You cried about Taylor Lorenz "Doxxing" you, then turn around a dox a school for selling pride flag pins. If you hate capitalism just say so, dont take it out on LGBTQIA people.
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@LeorSapir
Warning trans people about the real threat towards them is not spreading panic. I'm mean seriously, your argument is they shouldnt talk about the attacks against them because it will lead to pyschological harm, ignoring the harm done by the laws and rhetoric you downplay.
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@keffals
@RekietaLaw
Why do I get the feeling that if actual pedophiles were "lined up against a wall" he would be amongst them.
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@GoodPoliticGuy
@VaushV
I know right, its like he missed the memo that says you just advocate for Nazi ideology, you dont actually praise hitler.
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@therecount
"Dont politicize this tragedy" agreed, but maybe people like her shouldnt try politicize everything to the point where these tragedies happen in the 1st place.
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@MorePerfectUS
Others see a feel good story that warms their heart.
I see an clear indictment of capitalism.
We are not the same.
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@DC_Draino
I bought 20 cases myself just to smash, now I'm broke. Can anyone loan me some money?
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@BeauTFC
Does it seem like its going bad for Russia so far, and doesn't that seem off? Before the invasion it sounded like Ukraine was going to get roll over pretty quickly but it doesn't look like thats happening. Feels like I'm missing something.
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@theserfstv
Funny isnt it? Their defense of libsoftiktok is that "their just showing clips of people that put themselves on the internet", but when you show clips of them its all "a defamatory lie".
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@BeauTFC
Are we honestly supposed to believe that if Russia gets everything they want with no resistance whatsoever, they'll just stop there and wont use it as justification for future invasions? Its not like Russia will get rid of its nukes if ukraine appeases them.
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This is why you don’t handle fascists with kid gloves!
They’ll pick you off the second they have power.
The DNC has been too weak in fighting these monsters because they have the same corporate donors.
That needs to change if we want to have a shred of democracy!
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@RabbiZvi
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@VaushV
Ok someone link this fool the evidence on this that has been linked multiple times.
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@KariLake
Lmao, really? Is that supposed to scare people? You guys would run and you know it.
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@BeauTFC
"Fear mongering for the uninformed" I think thats fox new's new tag line since they stopped using "fair and balanced"
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@BeauTFC
The "protect and serve" thing usually only pertains to the rich elite, not the poor people in a town like that.
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@Eric_Biggz
Dont do it Eric! You're going to trigger the nazis! Do you really want a bunch of them linking your PFP to you?
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@NRSC
@LucasKunceMO
Yes, republicans are pushing for children to be able to marry and defend the churches with their rampant child abuse, but lets focus on this guy liking a card game and being a male cheerleader.
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