Yo please don’t forget how fucking dope you are. And definitely don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

I can’t believe I quit my job on Monday to risk self employment and I’m already making more money doing what I love on my own time, pinch me am I dreaming

how do I tell the girl on the train that I’m in love w her

Four days out in the woods n now I gotta go back to reality 😤 nobody talk to me

Imagine a poker tournament but all the players have Tourette’s

Optimus Primed

This red dot is the oldest galaxy we've ever seen! The latest data from the James Webb Space Telescope has helped astronomers find the galaxy, which dates back to just 300 million years after the big bang https://t.co/ujVstyRBES

Britain Battles Heat Wave By Turning Up London Eye To Highest Setting https://t.co/lOsCHlR4cT

Astronomers have detected an unusual radio signal from a far-off galaxy, according to Massachusetts Institute of Technology officials. ✨ The signal is a fast radio burst, an intensely strong burst of radio waves, MIT said in a statement.

do we think prince andrew is sweating yet

Happy birthday SpongeBob

I need a holiday *steps outside* never mind 🥵🥵

I GENUINELY CANT BELIEVE I AM ALIVE TO WATCH THJS

when ur talking to someone and they rush the conversation and talk over u bc they think they know what ur gonna say I fucking hate that shit fuck u if u do it

I wish I could remember all of my dreams

Going through my old OLD projects from like 2-4 years ago, damn there’s some good shit in here

She’s a 10 but doesn’t know her full phonetic alphabet

oops hehe

Need to stop falling in love with every girl that smiles at me get a grip zane