Owner of NeedleZ Piercings and Tattoos
#18763924347
; She creates ART. Thalassophile. Where sex, sense and nonsense prevail. 😊 ProHappiness. ProPolygamy💜
My uncle got his ex girl name tattooed on him and had me and my whole family pretending it was my Grandmother’s name so his wife wouldn’t discover the truth. Imagine my grandma answering to a name that’s not hers. 🤣
#mywholefamilyistrash
So a young lady ask me to sponsor a portion of her tuition. I decided to hear her out and asked if she is/was a previous client. Goodie said & I quote “I don’t really believe in piercings and tattoos....because of the Bible n thing”... why this girl believe inna mi money though?
Some of y’all’s responses to the Teachers Strike telling me that y’all ok with struggle, bare minimum and being overworked and underpaid in a disgracefully poor and strenuous work environment.
Guyssssssss sas peez I’m being considered for a major intl tattoo related sponsorship! 😭😭😭 unu pray fi me deh! And I mean fi dem even consider meeeee lil ol me inna lil ol Jamaica? ME IS A BIG BLOODCLAAT DEAL! Oh! 😭😭😭🥹
Sincerely,
The blessedest gyal! 💜
I gave him a large tip in the hopes he’d do 1 less trip&go home to sleep because honestly sometimes people need grace. I imagined he’d been working all night&maybe even had work to go after dropping me. Anyway this is just a reminder that negative can be combatted with positive💜
My friend told me she tried fisting and I really wanna ask her if I can look up in her hole… but I think that might be a tad inappropriate… just a tad. I’m also hoping she’s sees this tweet to save me the trouble of having to ask 🙂
Guess who just scored a major jewellery distribution deal with one of the top jewellery manufacturers and suppliers in the USA???? 😭😭😭😭🥹 guys!!!!! Me! I did. 😭 I’m gone to go cry. God love me yf! 💜
Every man is still in love with the ex who cheated on him. Moral of the story: Cheat on your man. He’ll love you forever. 😌 Follow me for more quality relationship advice.
I quoted a client 30k for laser removal. He saw “300k” &proceeded to tell me how I deserved to be fxcked brutally because he found somewhere for “30k”. When I told him to reread my original quote he apologized. Btw this individual wanted his tattoo removed for Jdf/jcf recruitment
Guys I watched Sprinter! It was good! Rated R and airs our dirty laundry buttttt it really does showcase current Jamaica, the good, the bad and the ugly. I appreciated it. Y’all should go watch
Social media have y’all thinking perfect people and relationships exist. You won’t find a perfect partner and you won’t be perfect. I’m good with someone who meets the majority of my needs and is willing to compromise and tolerate my flaws.
Children are tyrants innuh. Last week a lil girl came up to me and said “the ring in your nose makes you look like a very pretty cow”. Then if mi did fight her in the airport mi woulda get dip nuh true 😐😩 PS: I’m an idiot so I smiled and said “aww thanks pudding” 🤦🏾♀️
A few days ago I took an Uber and my driver fell asleep and ran off the road with me (we didn’t crash or anything crazy btw just ended up driving in wet tar in an area of the highway being fixed). Anyway my friend got mad & said I should leave a bad review… I did the opposite…
If you know a mastectomy survivor who would like to have her areola and nips tattooed please have her whatsapp me.
#8763924347
There’ll be absolutely no charge. Just wanna help her be a badder baddie for the summer! 💋💜
Nothing I hate seeing more than the women with 5 or more children coming on news saying the government needs to help them. Did you or did you not give the government piece of the Fuck? Hmt
#stophavingchildrenyoucantafford
Guys when I get pregnant please don’t ask me if I want a boy or a girl. All I want is a healthy happy baby. Ten fingers ten toes and an active imagination. The sex really doesn’t matter.
@ItzJust_Ren
Men you don’t have to ask who just understand the need and offer are preferred howeverrr if you gotta ask just be straight forward and transparent. Doesn’t even matter if he says he can’t/no. Focus on HOW it’s said. That will tell you everything you need to know.
I really suck at being an everyday friend. I’m just not good at it.
Like you won’t hear from me everyday or even every week BUT I show up and show out once you need me. (And need ranges from advise to bawlinz to partying to favours to life and death)
#myfriendswillconfirm
3 things I wish we were taught in high school:
1. Civics (aka our laws, rights and duties as citizens)
2. Financial literacy and Credit
3. Healthy Loss Management (most of us do not know how to process or cope with loss/grief) and by loss I mean emotional, financial, death etc.
When you contact me last minute & I tell u “I’m fully booked” the fact that you’re traveling from Mobay, the US, Japan or Pluto doesn’t change this. I cannot & will not cancel another client to accommodate you, celebrity or otherwise. (Also regardless of how much extra u can pay)
Any of y’all on here actually using your degrees? What’s it in and what do you do?
I’ll go first. I have a Bachelor of Laws… I’m a Body Modification Expert *flips hair* 😂 aka I do Tattoos, Piercings, Tattoo Removal and offer Training for all of the above.
If you’re the friend who’s always getting a ride but never contributing to gas or toll, it’s time you got a vehicle. You should’ve saved enough by now.
If my marriage ever ends I’m popping up with a new nigga the next day. Idc what unu haffi say! Who can fight me? Me is a big ooman and none o unu nah service my hole…well unless you’re the replacement 😅🤣
This may be a reckless tweet, however if I discover I have a fatal illness I’m not gonna waste money trying to prevent the inevitable. I’m gonna take that money and live my best life with the ones that matter the most.