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software engineer @bloomberg (views are my own) | UNC ‘20 🐏🦶| עם ישראל חי 🇮🇱

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Jordan Van Glish
5 months
Protestors in Philadelphia stand outside of a Jewish & Israeli owned falafel restaurant “Goldie, Goldie you can’t hide, we charge you with genocide”
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5 months
They continued their march down the street, but not before vandalizing the front windows
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5 months
To clarify, I witnessed them placing stickers on the front door & windows of the restaurant. I just walked by - “Free Palestine” & “This is Genocide” (serving falafel?) stickers plastered out front.
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1 year
@NotCyberOwl @devolverdigital Steam Thanksgiving/Black Friday sale starts at 1pm EST
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5 months
One more clarification - “Goldie” is the name of the restaurant, not a person’s first name
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5 months
@Dank91083 Probably my favorite milkshake. The original flavor is so good if you love halva
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@AvatarNews_ So this is how they get me to sign up for Paramount+
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@MarioBrothBlog Do the X/Y buttons on Switch always do a right-hand spin?
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@Schaffrillas Create a filter in Settings
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@Nintendeal Everything
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@MarioBrothBlog @SUPER7X_ inb4 Neil says Nintendo is wrong
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@Wario64 "Capitalism Fest," the first Steam event where the prices are doubled!
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@Brodeyy_51 @funEman_ First thing I did on vacation last week in an Airbnb was turn this off on 3 different televisions. Drives me nuts!
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@GenePark Outer Wilds, I guess? Though that's space, not really sky
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5 months
@Schaffrillas My years of RuneScape mining exp. have prepared me for this moment
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@Schaffrillas Only one of these series featured Abe from Clone High so we know which really won
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1 year
@neontaster Looks like someone dropped their cigarettes in your dessert
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@GenePark Wow RE Village has been out for a while
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@neontaster And Jack Black continues to prove he is the best
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@MeleeItOnMe If you listen and look closely at Sheik's right eye during her up smash she winks and says "hah"
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@MarioBrothBlog beta lanky mario
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4 months
@AltHistCody His point was about education & intelligence though -- I can see the connection there, since it wasn't a diss about football skills
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1 year
@_Slunky @KRoolKountry Can’t wait for the digital release to edit these back in
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1 year
@Wario64 Weird poster design but aight
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Jordan Van Glish
5 months
@Nintendeal Really missing the presence of any NoA employees/executives in Nintendo Directs. Wii U era was golden between Bill Trinen & Reggie's constant appearances
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5 months
18M Tweet views really floods the Notification Center huh
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4 months
@thatfunkywizard @YomeeShuga @DiscussingFilm Actually there’s many upcoming November 15ths. Perhaps an infinite amount of them.
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9 months
@neontaster This is a reasonable take. However, there are definitely some arcs of The Clone Wars that are worth watching, regardless of the upcoming Ahsoka show.
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@GenePark Started MSG1 the other day. First foray into the series & am loving it
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1 year
@JonComms Oh wow, this Super Mario Bros. 35 game looks pretty cool, I'll go download it now
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Jordan Van Glish
5 months
Lunch line out the door
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@agentbizzle As is tradition
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Jordan Van Glish
10 months
@neontaster *Way* more merciful than running out of oxygen. I’d rather death be near-instant and (I think in this case) relatively painless than slow.
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Jordan Van Glish
2 months
@GenePark please don't spoil that the planets revolve around the sun, I'd like to discover that on my own tyvm
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Jordan Van Glish
8 months
If Kumail fires his agent/reps over an unpaid Adventure Time VA gig that would be such a gigachad move
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@faefaefaes I'll bet you anything his agents said no and never told him
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Jordan Van Glish
5 months
@Philip_DT I agree with the sentiment of being precise in speech - though I think I’ll leave it up both for record’s sake and for the fact that I followed up within ~15min with a clarification.
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@CrownedPrinceHC “And back home in his bed to sleep”
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Jordan Van Glish
9 months
@neontaster (This isn’t to say he can’t be correct in his assessment of the Barbie film, but I find this important to keep in mind, especially if you liked D&D/ITSV)
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@neontaster Better keep this image on speed dial because you’re gonna need it a lot this next year
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@neontaster Community Notes needs to flag this post for lying about there being no new footage 😁
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1 year
@GenePark When I played the PS3 game for the first time, I literally sat in the hospital room for like a solid minute refusing to harm any of the doctors In the end, you're forced to do it, but it's definitely an intended questionable/debatable decision players should make
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Jordan Van Glish
3 months
After hearing @jessesingal and @kittypurrzog discuss @jonronson ’s podcasts on their own ( @TheBARPod ), I just finished both “The Butterfly Effect” and “The Last Days of August”. Both superb and thought provoking. Looking forward to beginning “Things Fell Apart”.
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@neontaster It’s so scummy. If Elon truly thought the information was dangerous he should go to the original source, not the college student who is basically just reposting.
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3 months
At least the park is nice tonight
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@UNC_Humor Hopefully it will stay a Q1 win
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Jordan Van Glish
7 months
@enterzalman I think you mean home family of systems and handheld family of systems
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3 months
@JonComms "Today, we will show off Mario's partners, directly to you." = "...partner...direct..."
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Norm Macdonald
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What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?
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@TSM_Leffen Melee will miss you
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Jordan Van Glish
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They are credited because remnants of their original script might remain, but the use of “and” signifies that Albert Kim rewrote it. Not saying they didn’t write this line, but you can’t guarantee that they did, too.
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The writing in just the first episode of The Last Netflixxer is OBSCENELY bad, lmao. Aang straight-up expositing his main character traits just to say he can't fight the Fire Nation. This was the episode written by Bryke, too. Wtf happened, man. This is what people are praising?
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Jordan Van Glish
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@ZeldaDungeon Much prefer the more realistic proportions of ALttP (though I love both games)
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Jordan Van Glish
6 months
@davidvkimball I take this as "they use the same/similar engine" -- it's obvious that Ultimate isn't just a port, otherwise it would play the same.
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Jordan Van Glish
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@JonComms Congrats! Only 149 more until you complete the Pokédex!
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Jordan Van Glish
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@cowboybipbap @davidvkimball @nycmelee If you think “fan of liberty” is embarrassing, *that’s* embarrassing
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Jordan Van Glish
6 months
@enterzalman I wonder if it is because many people just purchased a $60 Mario game, so they are less likely to purchase another "Mario" game just a few weeks later
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Jordan Van Glish
8 months
@HeelIllustrated I think you mean “Per UNC” lol
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It’s the home opener game day 🐏 Your Captains for today: O: Corey Gaynor D: Kaimon Rucker ST: Ben Kiernan And, our Honorary Captain is Tez Walker. He will join the guys for the pregame coin toss. #CarolinaFootball 🏈 #UNCommon
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6 months
@gibbogame First I’m hearing about Nintendo being ripped off by Universal. Where can I read more about this or can you elaborate?
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1 year
@AvatarNews_ Catch me in Dolby Cinema Thursday 10/9 at 7pm 👀
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
More creators should be doing this, even in the absence of some terrible mental-health-affecting-tragedy. Props ⬇️
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One self-imposed caveat of my return to making videos is that I'm only gonna cover topics I actually have fun talking about. Basically what I mean is don't expect me to make videos on Dear Evan Hansen or Artemis Fowl for an extremely long time lol
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@neontaster Too much about the season feels like suits stepping in. Grogu hasn't done anything notable -- seems like the season was written without him in mind until the marketing/merch department stepped in.
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@young_pierre24 standing back and standing by
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@TSM_Leffen ggwp! Hope you’re not away for too long
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@UNC_Humor 🙋🏻‍♂️ Slattery’s Midtown for pre-game blue cups
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@neontaster That's not video game announcer guy, that's Archer/Bob!
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Jordan Van Glish
6 months
@joshf0ur @Schaffrillas @AltHistCody Genocide is 60–70% of Tutsis in Rwanda killed, or 60% of the Jewish population in Europe killed. Genocide is not: many Palestinians dying while the population grows from 2 million to 5 million since 1990. You can denounce Israel without using a word that doesn’t apply.
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@young_pierre24 I’ll donate if they guarantee my money goes to constructing a Bojangles on south campus. Call it “Bojo @ HoJo”
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@JonComms I guess a good-faith reading of this tweet would be that they haven't done anything that would be considered a cultural issue (in today's political discourse)
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Jordan Van Glish
6 months
@thatjenmonroe Overheard yesterday: "If my future husband isn't in this crowd I'm destined to be single"
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Jordan Van Glish
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@InsideCarolina Would be nice if the TV showed it once before immediately cutting back to commercial…
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Jordan Van Glish
3 months
@OlibuFJF @Best4Liberty @DiscussingFilm What if there’s a genuine concern that the film would harm the brand? I get the sentiment but perhaps they think a movie could harm a franchise they have a financial stake in?
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Jordan Van Glish
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@Wario64 Does the jacket also have dual stick controls?
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@HBOsTheLastofUs Would pay to see it in US theaters
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@VOOK64 Internal plans being delayed is still a delay, even if it’s not announced.
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Jordan Van Glish
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@USConst_Amend_I Greatest sentence in political history???
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Jordan Van Glish
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@PracticalTAS Why did you only tag one of them?
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Jordan Van Glish
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@bbatts523 @HOBORG made me a great controller but is unfortunately a Jets fan
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@Schaffrillas @AltHistCody Why are you using the term “genocide” in a context where that word isn’t applicable?
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Jordan Van Glish
1 year
@UNC_Basketball @peteln22 This is a golden @oreo not a lemon one please fix
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@neontaster Give a compliment without using "me" or "I" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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@iBDWSSBM mm her for free treatment
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Jordan Van Glish
4 months
@GenePark Gene is it ok if I use a guide to play Elden Ring? Couldn’t get into it back at launch (first souls game). Also just beat MGS1, loved it.
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Jordan Van Glish
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@neontaster Ask and you shall receive. I can also extend it if you want but Ken cuts in right as this clip ends ("Shrek is right!")
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Jordan Van Glish
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@thatfunkywizard @YomeeShuga @DiscussingFilm If that were true, you’d have to say: we have one upcoming show, and a bunch of ones happening after that, too.
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Jordan Van Glish
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@neontaster Hey don’t call me out like that
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Wii Shop Channel theme song playing in the planetarium at the Franklin Institute
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@FlyQuest @jakedirado And I can’t even tech chase while looking at the screen bruh
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