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mainly tweet about politics & books. all views my own.
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so I followed a Dr umar meme page and it’s nice to know even the parody account is on job
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absolutely LOVE when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like absolutely I am !!! let's go
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Me saying “could never be me” about the women on
#tinderswindler
when I know full well I wouldn’t be approved for those loans and credit cards anyway
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he’s looking like an extra for Cheryl Cole’s fight for this love music video
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Bought an iPad to dedicate to Quran journaling and whoever designed this app deserves EVERYTHING in this life AND more
You can highlight (colour coordinated), add notes, bookmark and 30+ reciters
I export my notes onto Word, separating them into chapters for annotating
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sibling relationships outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, resurface after quarrels that would sink ANY friendship (lol).
they flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance warmth, loyalty and distrust.
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in a few months we'll be going on walks at 8pm to watch the sun set without having to worry about bringing jackets in case it gets cold because everything will be warm and nice and colourful :)
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If I ever use WhatsApp stories that is the universal sign to section me under the Mental Health Act (2010)
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if a bri ish person says “fair enough” that’s code for they actually couldn’t care less about what you’re saying
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it’s the fact I still have so many mutuals following this account that are asian too ffs
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why is it SO incredibly sweet when a stranger smiles at u / compliments you like. i don’t know you but here’s a piece of happiness. I’m giving u this smile, you’ll forget my face, probably, but you’ll remember this, at least for the rest of the day, or the afternoon, or your
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Oi please deep that someone is standing up but the Victoria sponge has a SEAT
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I might be a fucking cunt but atleast I’ve never put ‘recent’ on my story
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Ending line of the autobiography always makes me teary:
"And if I can die having brought any light, having exposed any meaningful truth that will help destroy the racist cancer that is malignant in the body of America then, all of the credit is due to Allah. Only the mistakes…
"I want to be remembered as someone who was sincere. Even if I made mistakes, they were made in sincerity. If I was wrong, I was wrong in sincerity.”
Remembering Malcolm X, who was assassinated on this day in 1965. Rest in Power.
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Loads of people saying they don’t have a long enough key - Etsy sell pretty cheap self defence keychains that are U.K. approved
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guys !!! we’re approaching “sometimes all I think about is you, late night in the middle of June” days
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God i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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Babes it’s spring which means you can SHUT your laptop lid after work and still go on a 5 mile walk with an iced skinny latte at 6:30pm
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work really pulled me aside and said they’re putting frosted glass in a spare room to make it a private prayer space for me 🫠 stopppppp they even asked relentlessly do I want carpets put in
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The Bengal famine of 1943 which led to 2.1-3 million deaths had been labelled a “man made holocaust” because of Winston Churchill’s policies which were *directly* responsible for the disaster.
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the e-learning training modules they make you do at work are so ridiculous
they’ll be like: is domestic abuse GOOD or BAD ???
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A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself
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Need to stop convincing myself that I need to bring my card everywhere in case of an emergency when the only emergency I have is food related
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I had to delete my online banking app’s to make enough storage for these pics so let’s all enjoy them
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posted this on insta stories + a lot of people resonated so reposting on here :)
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kept accidentally making eye contact with this girl on the tube and the seventh time it happened we both just burst out laughing
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it’s so funny how some people think that casually using fancy vocab signifies intelligence, when in truth effectively communicating with others at their level / meeting them on their level is a more precise indicator of intellect
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If you still live under the same roof as your siblings, your lives will never again be in such close proximity. it will always be a moving away from each other, from this point on.
which is to say, to love a sibling is to anchor ur life to a series of sanctioned departures !!!!
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Bengali’s have a fish cutting ceremony following the wedding and my sister in law has a severe allergy to fish so can you believe they had a fish shaped (?) cake party instead ??? Wallahi I’m not chatting
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sending KSI to Bradford is not enough I need to see him doing an internship at Mile End spice hut
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seeing joe from You frolick around the fancy parts of London is not enough I need to see him in the mile end spice hut ordering 5pc wings with chips
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i will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, big tescos and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralysing fear and heartache
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being bengali is insane my 1 year old nephew started walking so my mum made soy fitha in the shape of feet and died them the colour of the bangladesh flag
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being 25 and going on Love is Blind is crazy because did you even try to join a Muslim hiking group ?
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the most this man could get out of me is using Klarna for three monthly shein payments 🤣
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happy 1 year LinkedIn anniversary of me writing a “first Ramadan in the corporate world” piece and someone commenting this
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I’m absolutely not someone who airs dirty laundry out on the tl but i think it’s disgraceful that I did 2 rounds interview at a place as a non hijabi and then on the third round as a hijab I get rejected.
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I think also it’s an equal truism to my original tweet, that siblings actually grow closer as they get older, especially once there’s been enough distance between them to grow autonomously and reunite as fuller human beings !
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me when the milkcake I fasted and prayed for tastes like tescos madeira cake
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and their headlights will give you laser eye surgery too
A406, A13, A12, A40 and A10 are all roads you’ll be driving and minding your business on and out of nowhere a tinted out, modified to the high heavens Audi, VW or BMW will hurtle towards you at insane speeds and swerve into another lane without indicating.
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sibling relationships are so strange... like you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. can i call you. let's eat together. etc
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breakfast in bed sounds like the most grossest idea known to humanity omg why are you eating beans near sheets?
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Having a relationship with the Quran is so fun when you realise you can literally study / revise it lol
YES I want to thematically structure it to reflect my life. YES I want to nerd out and annotate it chapter by chapter, increasing retention. YES I would like to track progress
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literally no one is out of your league if you’re delusional and funny enough
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everyone keeps tweeting that boufal looks Bengali so I googled to see what he looks like and that’s deffo sasa man
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at work yesterday, someone said my excitement and friendliness is because of my age. and i just think it’s sad how we link growing up with being dull, uninspiring & lacklustre
no offence but I don't want that for myself and don’t think they’re even synonymous things
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working in bham is insane because how are some people’s LinkedIn pics jawline and skinfade twitter Avi’s ☹️
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Alternatively they’re doing bleach for 93p
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my biggest fear is doing this and a bunch of year 9’s finding me and laughing
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summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually
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east london is insane Mfs have a graffiti of a Khodu plant ?
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biggest blessing was having chill parents growing up bc you acc didn’t ever feel the need to wild out ever
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I wish it was appropriate to ask in professional settings “do you hate me and be honest”
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You looking at a first class Politics and International Relations Graduate 🤩🤩🤩 Allhamdulliah
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car failed MOT, got rejected from a job at the final stage that I didn’t EVEN want, and mum made dhaal ? lidge this is my 13th reason
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the end of august always feels like when they turn the light back on in the cinema and you get knocked out of your trance and back to reality again
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why did my mum make my nephew pose with her khodu's and why is it her whatsapp pic am fucking done
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Walking into work prayer room to see the prayer mat folded like this I know a Bengali was here before me
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letting go of the shame that comes with being a beginner has improved my life tenfold. atleast i’m trying, embarrassment is fiction
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He says “You watch. I will be labeled as, at best, an "irresponsible" black man.”
It's actually kind of creepy how correct his premonitions were. Many people still consider Malcolm X a violent, fringe, black nationalist leader
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I am anti swapping out music for podcasts
I’ve chosen to not listen to podcasts, nasheeds or e-books etc whilst driving
Instead, I’m driving hearing my car fall apart in the LOUD silence 😭
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