I’ve learned to handle the lost socks and disappearing plastic storage lids, but where do all the lost chapsticks go?

Excited about this collaboration with visual artist Maryse Lortscher for Art in Common Places in Sarasota, FL. https://t.co/VCaratYHSJ @ucf_english @ucf_crw_mfa

“Quiet quitting” is the updated version of Bartleby’s “I prefer not to.”

"Due to recent societal upheavals, as well as a general lack of respect and belief in education, compassion, or humanity, we will be offering thirty-five-year renewable teaching certifications to the following..." https://t.co/EvMHBuzDkH

Here’s a magnificent piece by @LChekowsky in @The_Rumpus. Wow, Lu. You amaze me. @ucf_english UCF BA alum (a few years ago😎). ❤️❤️❤️❤️

How come NOBODY is talking about this???* *Wendy's now has a strawberry Frosty

UCF MFA Creative Writing alumna Rachel Kolman @bestthingaround is the current @Kerouac_Project Writer in Residence. @ucf_crw_mfa @ucf_english @ucfcah

Come celebrate @rochellehurt’s third book of poems! Thursday May 26 @Kerouac_Project @ucf_english @ucf_crw_mfa @ucfcah

Tomorrow! @ucf_english @ucf_crw_mfa @ucfcah

It’s impossible to overstate the earthquake this will cause inside the Court, in terms of the destruction of trust among the Justices and staff. This leak is the gravest, most unforgivable sin.

This book! If you’re a writer, must read. @ucf_crw_mfa Thank you @melissafebos

Two of the badasses I also call colleagues and friends. New books of poems. @rochellehurt and @laurieuttich @ucf_crw_mfa @ucf_english @ucfcah

So excited to welcome @PeterKispert and @BlakeSanz to the University of Central Florida in the fall, both as assistant professors of English/Creative Writing. What a knockout program we'll have. 😎😍🦎🐊

Excited to read Saturday at this celebration of the Orlando Poet Laureate and finalists! Come hear incoming Poet Laureate Shawn Welcome, outgoing Poet Laureate @SusanLilley7, and finalists @terryannthaxton, @BrenckleMartha, and me at the @DrPhillipsCtr: https://t.co/H0Ag9wypDB

If we can tell the age of a tree by the number of rings, perhaps we can tell the age of a human by the number of bandages she has on her body due to too many falls and scrapes and vaccines.

I have 4 brothers. One of them had kidney failure as a young kid. Another brother donated him little brother a kidney. Imma write a short story bout that. And you can quote my tweet.

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Some amazing work by @Watson74K and crew!

A huge thanks to ⁦@olitmag⁩ for giving my flash CNF, Selective Memory, a home today ♥️