Danish Anwar
@terrorsuspect
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comedian/producer as seen on @JFL42 • @TheComedyStore • @NewYorkComedyClub • @PrimeVideo • @CBC • @TorontoStar • Creator of @yourhoodsajoke 🇷🇺 🇮🇳 🇧🇩 🇨🇦
Toronto
Joined August 2011
Britain: *slow ongoing collapse* 178 post colonial nations:
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Right wing ideology really does just boil down to “I know more than you because I think less”
Asmongold on why he doesn't do research before giving political takes "All I need to understand is human psychology and incentives. I don't need to read your little book or Wikipedia article, none of that stuff matters."
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The whole world liked Mark Carney speech. Nearly, everyone... Nearly everyone except RW Media Accounts in Canada that are monetized to complain and whine for clicks and engagement. That's right. They're upset that Canada was shown in a good light, and want to gaslight you into
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What the fuck kind of deal the Republicans make with Trump, did they sell their souls to him and sign a contract in blood? The USA is literally being destroyed and is now considered an enemy by all of its allies. Republicans nod and smile. Weird. as. fuck.
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If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
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What is up with conservative men and the weird homoerotic 'daddy' references to Trump?
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If they’ll defend an insurrection and protect pedophiles they won’t bat an eye throwing us in gas chambers. Don’t kid yourself that’s the evil we are dealing with.
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So one ICE fuck shoots Renee Good, and another ICE fuck refuses to allow her medical treatment, and now we find out that the poor woman laid there alive for 8 full minutes before bleeding out. That my friends, is called murder.
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My eyes are very bad, I can't drive due to it. Taking Uber/cabs to work, I've noticed something. Over time, Uber will raise the price if they reason that you *must* go to a place. That you rely on them. From $9.50avg to $23avg within 6 months. I wrote a small program to - Create
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Let’s be honest: the people having a full body emotional collapse after Mark Carney’s speech aren’t upset about what he said. They’re upset because it wasn’t delivered in crayon. When someone uses words longer than catch phrases like “Axe the Tax” and “Trudeau”, the internet’s
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Somewhat of a random fact: the last time Denmark sold an island to the US was in 1917. That island was Little Saint James, more commonly known today as “Epstein Island.”
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Trump says no judge can force him to release the Epstein files. That’s an unusual position for someone claiming total innocence.
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damn we're really bout to spend the next decade finding out all the ways boomers were lazy affffffff
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Total cargo cult. These guys have no idea what successful men are actually like, so they ape the rituals that they suspect such men follow, such as wearing suits, smoking cigars, and talking about “business” in the hopes of coming off as important. Absolute clown show.
Justin Waller tells Clavicular why you should NEVER take a woman on a dinner date 😳 “It’s a waste of time and money.”
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Dear Europe, Canada asks for a favour: You see, Americans pretend to be Canadian when traveling. We call it flag-jacking. If you see Americans doing that, a beat down would be great If they can't be proud Americans, they can stay home. But they don't get to tarnish Canada too!
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I can't even fathom how racist, evil and brain dead a person has to be to continue to support trump.
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I think the hardest part of the political climate right now is realizing how many people around me are actually evil. Not stupid. Not misinformed. Just blatantly enjoying and relishing in the suffering of other human beings.
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It's probably just a total coincidence that every private text from Charlie Kirk to Candace Owens sounds like the words of a man stuck in a loveless marriage with an undercover spy
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Kyle Kulinski on Donald Trump: “We need to fucking impeach him and convict him. This motherfucker is completely unhinged. He’s creating the Fourth Reich. He’s as corrupt as corrupt. He’s senile. He’s a psychopathic fascist war criminal rapist pedophile.”
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