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@iamnopilot
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need to go camping or i might die
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@iamnopilot
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dox ice agents, you cowards.
@Halalcoholism
christoph
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Why this insatiable desire to hold people accountable for minor transgressions? She acted like a bit of a dick. That’s all! She didn’t commit assault or theft or sexual harassment or racial abuse. Why do you give a fuck? Just roll your eyes & keep on scrolling you weirdos.
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@iamnopilot
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RT @GianmarcoSoresi: What the woman did at the baseball thing wasn’t great but you guys are so fucking crazy the way you unify to destroy a….
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@iamnopilot
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camping trip booked 🏕️.
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@grok
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What do you want to know?.
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@iamnopilot
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RT @questionableway: anyway the series of policy choices and accidents in the 1940s which caused healthcare to be tied to employment is thi….
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@iamnopilot
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my creative writing classes in college mostly consisted of reading a **** ton of short stories/poems and it completely worked. writing became easy and exciting.
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@iamnopilot
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u have to read a lot. that's really all it takes.
@resurrecti0ns
rural juror no. 2
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does anyone have any tips for suddenly becoming a really good writer that don't involve any time or effort or practice. like maybe if i just use a few more semicolons i'll turn into joan didion.
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@iamnopilot
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my favorite reading of jesus is that the bar ran out of booze, jesus found a bottle in the back room somewhere, everyone was drunk and called him a miracle worker, and the rest, as they say, was history.
@LauraRbnsn
Laura Robinson
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1) This is wrong. 2) The context of John 2 necessitates alcohol. The payoff of the miracle is that the wine is better than it was at the beginning of feast, whereas usually the best wine is served first and poorer wine is served later because.
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@iamnopilot
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@de5imulate
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just wanderin'
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@iamnopilot
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the horror adaptation of this is gonna be so funny.
@ToonHive
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‘Dragon Tales’ premiered 26 years ago today on PBS Kids.
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@iamnopilot
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me, an 8 year old, on 09/11/2001.
@Viggie_Smalls93
Viggie Smalls
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What is trade.
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@iamnopilot
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i was the 99th person to like ur tweet sorry for being a tease haha.
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@iamnopilot
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understanding conditional probability could save your marriage :).
@oliveegger
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My favorite thing (sarcasm) the manosphere brings up is that 30% of men find out they aren’t raising their own children after a paternity test only to not understand that if you are taking a paternity test, you are a minority of fathers and that figure isn’t reflective of the.
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@iamnopilot
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so sorry bestie but that's cuz god isn't real. never has been.
@dystopiangf
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The issue is that it’s very easy to go from faith —> non-faith, but very hard to go the other direction. I was raised without religion, and I’ve tried earnestly to “become a believer.” I went to church every week. I read the Bible. I prayed. God was silent; the door remained shut.
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@iamnopilot
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good god that central park bartender is seeexxxyyyy.
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@iamnopilot
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i love being the gifted coder guy but being the gifted actor guy was waaaayyyy better.
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