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@tehevilcannon

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Rogue design professional

New York City
Joined May 2008
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2 years
I’m posting my idle thoughts on cielo azul now this website is no fun
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1 year
Whenever I get served a TikTok with 6 likes and no comments I feel like I’m doing an actual crime
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1 year
Why do moms online call kindergarten kinder? It’s a weird abbreviation.
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1 year
You, basic: demure, mindful Me, cultured, refined: Missy and Marty have finished their shift
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1 year
I can’t move to the suburbs I can’t possibly spend the next decade participating in weird made up spirit days for my kids school
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1 year
So much of the clothes sites right now just look like the stock search results for β€œprofessional woman diverse isolated white background” style-wise. Absolutely bleak HR manager looking shit out there.
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1 year
Finally on parental leave and not a total mess, so of course my favorite lunch spot shut down in may because the landlord is a greedy jerk (and the previous owner was also a greedy jerk)
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2 years
I need @TheCut to do a deep dive on Momcozy because it’s taken over the cheap shit internet TikTok qvc new mom product landscape like, what the hell is it!?
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2 years
A really funny part of all this is the focus on NJ drivers or whatever. Lots and lots of actual nyc residents own and use cars and the vast majority of them almost never, ever drive them into Manhattan below 60th street. β€œPractical” arguments against congestion are nonsense!
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2 years
PSA: the weather in New York will not get better than this. We are in The Zone of Comfort. It is brief.
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2 years
May humidity in New York = jail
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2 years
Being a girls girl is really an excellent place to land. I regret it took me so long to accept this.
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2 years
My problem with popular style right now is it makes everyone seem nice but not particularly cool or fun
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2 years
Bluey is a great kids show but the adult bluey content creators must be stopped
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2 years
I got one admire the age gap article for bringing back trolling. Absolutely stellar work.
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2 years
The bit about reading faster than people can talk hits home for me. Listening to video (or audiobooks or podcasts) is like processing information in slow motion. Also, we should talk about how people tend to trust video more, and how that’s messing with critical thinking.
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2 years
Satisfying, hydrating, non-irritant but also nothing else
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2 years
It’s fucked up that water doesn’t have calories and nutrients that would be so convenient
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2 years
I was having fun with all the dune memes
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2 years
For some reason my TikTok algorithm had punted me back to thanksgiving which I think is some kind of odd reaction to the house bill
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