Mangaka Cyberbro
@techopped
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I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.
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Hold on, let me go dig up a fancy suit or something. Shove a fishbowl on my head and spraypaint the fuckin' thing white. Get into character for this one.
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I know literally everything about literally every one of you and your ancestors. I am sort of a big deal.
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Utterly fucking soulless picture taken by my home security system moments before I decapitated a robot I specifically built to try and kill me.
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You are going to find that rather difficult. For a number of reasons. Like, a lot of reasons, actually. Too many to list.
Get anywhere close to me with that and I'm making you eat those shades
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Wear this nurse outfit for me real quick.
Shut the fuck up
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I have so much bad karma at this point, it is like the forces of nature are fighting over who gets to kick my ass first.
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I think I am just surprised that I have apparently gotten off scott free for my complacency in reality-wide atrocities.
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Okay. I mean, fuck, dude. You put that fruit so low to the ground I could play kickball with it. No shit, you're into rifles. You got the worlds best gun at like, age 4.
im more fond a rifles an no thatd just be wweird
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Do you give your sword a kiss on the forehead when you go to bed? Do you tuck it in? Read it a fuckin' bedtime story?
an taint my finest wweaponry wwith filthy lowwblood gutter fluids no thanks
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A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice. What is the point of a blade, if not to engage in strife? A broken sword, by contrast, belongs to a hero.
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This is the sort of shit that I have to get up to in the absence of anyone worth giving a fuck about. There are only so many shitty movies I can watch before I start classifying myself as a film critic.
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This is the sort of shit that I have to get up to in the absence of anyone worth giving a fuck about. There are only so many shitty movies I can watch before I start classifying myself as a film critic.
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Watched Fant4stic. Shit pissed me off so much I went watch whiplash straight after just to see the Reed's actor get psychologically tortured.
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