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// like god the day someone tries to make these jokes ic im just ignoring them im sorry I've had ENOUGH
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// I hate the shrek jokes, I hate pesterquest eridan (do not let my icon fool you, I'll change it eventually) and I hate march eridan
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// god idk I really thought hussie would at least put a modicum of effort into the joke but no its just shrek and march eridan again
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// I hate beforus eridan omg twitter stop recommending SLOP to me I know eridans not real but I literally GREW UP with him and to see a character that was seminal to my formative development bastardized beyond recognition is just SAD
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you cant just block me thats not allowwed did sol put you up to this i swwear im goin to get that dirtdwwellin pissblooded four eyed bastard wwith a overbite if its the last thing i do
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wwait hold on wwhat the fuck fef
⠀ ⠀⠀we’ve swum to a D———ECISION! ⠀
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// ive been a hs fan since 2013 trust me when I say hussie is incapable of interacting with his OCs in earnest anymore and has completely lost the spirit/trajectory of characters like eridan. I mean he's never liked eridan but my god. Imagine being an eridan fan in this economy
// beforus eridan is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life I will actually kms
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// beforus eridan is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life I will actually kms
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i should rip your ignorance shaft out for that
jade wins
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wwho wwants to havve a gun measurin contest
the bigger the gun the better
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wwhats with you an your cape obsession
you knovw vwhat?! at least i really am not vwearing that hideous cape. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♒︎ ;; Cronus was genuinely appalled by that cape.
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guns are far superior to swwords an wway more effective wwhy bother wwith the unpredictability a a melee wweapon wwhen you can cull your enemies wwith a single shot assumin youvve got good aim sterile an precise
Okay. I mean, fuck, dude. You put that fruit so low to the ground I could play kickball with it. No shit, you're into rifles. You got the worlds best gun at like, age 4.
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im more fond a rifles an no thatd just be wweird
Do you give your sword a kiss on the forehead when you go to bed? Do you tuck it in? Read it a fuckin' bedtime story?
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an taint my finest wweaponry wwith filthy lowwblood gutter fluids no thanks
A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice. What is the point of a blade, if not to engage in strife? A broken sword, by contrast, belongs to a hero.
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// please forgive me for constantly switching between third and second person it WILL happen again
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