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After a weekend of fighting for our lives at EP I come downstairs and Craig is flat out on Duolingo learning Irish so obviously I'm like cén fáth? He turns me, deadly serious
"Kneecap"
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Bruh if one Irish city, ONE just says fuck it and decides to invest in nightlife and the infrastructure around it, I guarantee you Dublin is done.
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@localboy3000
@Thatyellowfever
Like if you gonna be a weird dorky dude you gotta be at least nice. Opened for Injury reserve and while they were clearly exhausted from tour, they were nice still
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"It's so unfair that the LC students are getting 100%"
Sir, you're 25.
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If the UK have nights out by June I say we invade. The first Irish empire. We won't do anything evil or war crimey, just take over all the bars and clubs. More blacks, more Irish and lots of dogs this time around.
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It's one thing not to find somebody attractive, but it's fucking weird to argue publicly on the Internet about it. Like that's a fucking person who's done nothing to you, you fucking weirdo lol
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Thank God for Irish masculinity and our inability to express ourselves. My sext would be like "wow that's crazy" or "class"
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I better not see Bo Burnham in Ireland ever, cause it's on sight buddy
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If you ever been to Clara Lara fun park then you don't have to worry about the vaccine xoxo
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*When you apply for a house in Ireland with a foreign name*
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Nah if a gard tries to take unopened cans from my bag we have to fight. Not on some principled shit, those little cocktail cans be expenny.
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Best written character in Friends.
Mans had an actual character arc.
Childish man boy scared of commitment and women in S1 to a loving mature father by the end of S10
Matthew Perry (aka Chandler Bing) turns 50 today. Who do you reckon was the best one of the FRIENDS?
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It's not a drug 'overdose' if they bought coke and some scumbag laced it with Fentanyl. They were poisoned.
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My brother applied to rent a house and got no response so he got his girlfriend with her lovely Irish name to put in the exact same application and got a reply 😭 he's gonna get her to organise a meeting and just show up anyways 👏👏👏👏
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Just found out my brothers been declared cancer free, he finally got to ring that fucking bell 💓💞💗💖It's gonna be okay x ∞
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There's been a housing crisis and you guys never once rioted. Never vandalised nothing.Not once. Cause you not about that life. But now because its some foreign people you want to pretend like you're French???
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The amount of racism I dealt with in the last couple of weeks looking for a house in this country would shock you. The amount of "where are you really from" "is the rest of your group black" I got. The white girl in my group got way more responses, we had the same message lol
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I personally love cooking while my mam breathes down my neck, praying that I make a single mistake. I love it.
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Ah yes the tipping point wasn't years of systematic racism it was *checks notes* The Joker.
I'm willing to bet 90% of the protestors have seen Joker. It is so powerful and well-made that it bounces around in your brain and burrows in, forming a dominant go-to pattern for your thinking.
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A good culchie doesn't hate dublin for its buildings and streets, or differentiates between working and middle class areas. A good culchie hates Dublin for its people in entirety.
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Dingle has been the best place in Ireland for some time now so I ain't surprised
For a small rural town this is a huge turnout for a
#BlackLivesMatter
protest in Dingle Co. Kerry. Led by
@WalkingOnCars
singer and local man, Pa Sheehy.
#Kerry
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Everyday this girl tries to stitch me up 😭 will you not rest?
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Let's kill him.
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College students can actually do online exams because the criteria for success is understanding the material. If you made the LC open book, 80% of subjects become pointless because its a memory test
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Harry Potter NEVER explained why these niggas couldn't just get sprayed with bullets. In Skulduggery Pleasant sometimes he'd be like fuck that magic shit and came through shootin
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Let's keep it funky
Billie Eilish isn't good for a 17 year old, she's just good. Full stop. There are less writers on her album than that of most of yours favs. Her and Phineas really created some dope shit.
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It's 10 O Clock on a Friday night. You're 13 at the local Gaa Disco. There's an hour left before your mam comes to pick you and your mates up. The hall smells of sweat and inexplicably strawberry perfume. Now You're Gone by Bass Hunter permeates the packed room.
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Irish Americans: I think Ireland is kinda neat
Irish people: We will literally fucking kill you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If this Ayo Edebiri fiasco has taught me one thing is that Ireland should just claim more people. Margot Robbie? Irish. Rihanna? Big Irish head on her we love our Queen.
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On the luas, your man walks all the way to the back, ignores 20 other people and asks me and only me for my ticket. Quick guess how many black people are on the luas 😏
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When will we finally stand up and say enough is enough? When will the revolution come? I don't know if I can wait much longer...
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Not a yank living in Ireland complaining about foreigners hahahhaha 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Roughly around this time last year my little brother was diagnosed with cancer. 12 months later little man got his hair back 🥰. We not done fighting yet but I feel like I can breath again.
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Cillian Murphy AND Michael Collins were both from Cork. What has Dublin ever done?
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Never make fun of the way someone speaks if they speak more languages than you imo
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Stem students: hur hur your degree isn't real. Good luck getting a iob
Arts student: Listen here you fucking loser we're having sex, doing drugs and discussing literary theory. Don't u have 40 hours of lectures to go attend? Fucking goofy
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Not my Landlord giving me €50 for Christmas like he's my uncle and I'm a teenager 😭
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Me: Okay kids, I'm going to tell you the story of How I Met Your Mother
Kids: That sounds inter-
Me: But first I'm going tell you about every girl I've ever fucked. I fuck btw
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I fuck with UCD because they're rich and they've made their peace with it. Trinity and NCAD kids wanna be poor sooo bad. Accept yourself sha
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People are about to get real mad because a foreigner said the thing THEY'VE been saying 🙄
Farewell to the Irish capital.
Too much gentrification because of the tech boys and tourism.
Zurich prices in a very ordinary city.
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So I was featured on this page Black Irish today. It puts a spotlight on black people living in Ireland. This women reached out to me and asked if I would help mentor her son. Says that he's into music too but doesn't have a black male role model and ngl this broke me
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So I'm in *** *** yesterday and I hand this man a €50 note for an €8 gin&tonic, tell me how this fella hands me back €2 adamant that I gave him a tenner 😭😭😭
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My Trinity Ball fit(before the white people got scared and made me take off my Ski mask 😭)
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The Joey meme is essentially about someone saying the 'wrong' thing but being well intentioned and friendly so that it ultimately comes off as endearing. People whing about PC culture and being scared to say the 'wrong' thing so I dunno, I just think its kinda neat.
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This male birth control finna be lit. Bet it taste like sweets and makes you live longer or some shit cause aint no way the patriarchy gonna let it pass if it negatively impacts men in anyway 🤧
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To all the girls who tried to kiss me in Brighton, I'm loyal to one woman and one woman only - THE REPUBLICAN FREE STATE OF IRELAND 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Nah I hate it.
And I'll do you one better, Dublin hates Dublin. It treats it's residents like parasites and it's tourists like kings.
you don’t hate dublin ur just jealous you don’t live in or near it
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If any medical staff, transportation workers or shopkeepers go on strike after this for better wages we have to burn the country down for them. Ride or Die time.
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20+ years living in this country and there's so many Irish things that still elude me. I've been scared to ask this for ages but...what's reeling in the years and why do yous care so much?
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Andrew Garfield might not be the best Spiderman but he is the sexiest. And in the end, isn't that what's most important?
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God save the Queen. Brexit means brexit. The greatest nation on earth. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
🚨 BREAKING:
The Sunday Times is reporting that the UK Government is planning to offer 3.7 million vaccine doses to the Republic of Ireland.
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Walking down the street and some random fella screams "fucking nigger" at me. Went to deal with him but Amanda was already on it, spat on the fella swinging digs and all ✊🏾
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Don't let Dermot Kennedy trick you niggas into shaving your head. You're not him. Your shit will not slap.
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No no he imprinted on her baby but he's going to wait until she's an adult. It's not sexual, it's just a werewolf thing. Besides she's half vampire so she'll age really quickly for some reason so it's fine.
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So we share electricity with our landlord and usually he knocks off €50 on our rent for his share(he has a cabin outback). He just called me today to say his usage as of late has gone up massively so he's going to knock off €200 this month ✊🏾 Kill 99.999% of Landlords
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Woohoo the nightclubs are open, let's all go turn up ...
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....didn't even know we had billionaires. Where these fellas at? I just wanna talk
Ireland has the 5th largest number of billionaires per capita in the world 🌎
In a damning report from Oxfam only Singapore, Hong Kong, Cyprus and Switzerland have more billionaires per capita than Ireland...
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I feel like being black at longitude is what women feel like all the time.
Random lads introducing themselves to you for no reason
Signalling their friends when you walk by
And of course my fav , touching your body without your permission.
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This hurt. This really fucking hurts. I rarely let racist shit get to me but this, I hate this.
So embarrassed by this. We can dismiss the hate as coming from a minority of Irish people but it wasn’t that small a minority. Even I saw some of it just by posting about Josh
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Let them do coke on Love Island. I'm really tryna see them turn up this summer ya get me? 😤
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Dublin : hahah do you enjoy be a farmer, ya big culchie prick? Bet it's great crack waiting 3 hours for a bus lol
Rest of Ireland: ... people in Dublin are kinda entitled lol
Dublin: WOULD YOU EVER FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE JAYSUS 😠😠😠
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Guys whats happening to Ireland? This isn't the Ireland I know? We have to make this stop.
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Oh jeez guys this fella might not enjoy something in school we better shut the whole thing down. I had to do French. I don't live in France.
“Why should I be forced to sit in an Irish class I don’t enjoy?”
The
#RTEUpfront
audience have their say on whether Irish should be compulsory in schools.
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What the fuck are they building at central bank. It's been years, YEEEARS?
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Jk Rowling and Kanye West are textbook examples of people have done something great but are not great people. It took me 20 years of my life before I truly learned to separate the two.
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I'm not gonna lie , I LOVE when people do drugs on their private stories. Like wow Jessica I'm at home just eating some lasagne but I'm glad you're having a good time. Snort snort baaaby
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Me: Men it's so fucked the way that Youtuber abused her dog. I would never do that to a dog, EVER! dogs are gr-
*sees scrappy doo*
Me:
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"Funny me and X were just talking about you"
Huh funny because you guys literally never cross my mind. Ever. Just yesterday I was thinking about how beanbags are just boneless sofas. That's how much space in my head I have for nonsense. But not you
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So are we gonna talk about how a lot of the Irish acts put on better performances and drew bigger crowds than the internationals ones at EP, yet somehow we're all still broke?
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No ones gonna say it huh? Aiye bet. Shark Tale was great. 10/10 , should have won an Oscar. Stay mad.
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Bruh if there's another election these mans have gotta be finished? Like you shouldn't be able to come back from this.
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Anyone else feel like we're hearing from Varadkar too much? Isn't that other fella supposed to be the Taoiseach? What's his name again...he's eh bald and very boring..and he has that face, yuno the face?
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I always thought Modern Family was some white people shit like Glee but...this show be like...funny..yuno?
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I've started relearning Irish in my spare time and it's been such a fun and rewarding experience. You appreciate the language so much more outside of the classroom. My goal for next summer is to go to a gaeltacht for a week
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I had to come home when I heard the Paul Mescal news. Please respect the the privacy of Kildare during these turbulent times.
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I feel so guilty because instead of thinking about those kids and their wellbeing, I'm worried about me and people who look like me. I can't even be outraged and upset with yous or talk about solutions because for a lot of people we're the problem.
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Just got a call back from First dates hahahahhahahahahahahahahhalolololololololololol yo we gonna fuck it up
MOMMMA WE MADE IT
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My landlord battling his ex wife in court for the house I'm currently living in 😒 let's all pray the patriarchy pulls through for me and my niggas amen 🙏
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So my friend really did yokes with her parents at Electric Picnic huh? White people both amaze and scare me
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You can't work you're stealing jobs.
You can't be on the dole you're stealing resources.
You can't make music you're destroying Irish culture.
You can't be on Tv or ads you're not Irish.
But you have to say thank you. You have to be grateful? Lol 🤡🤡🤡
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The Greens moving so mad that I've actually started rooting for Global Warming. The enemy of my enemy and all that
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All I wanna do is
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*
Find a space for all this coinage
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Dear Pro Life movement,
As someone who has a brother with down syndrome, could you please stop using them as a prop for your fuckery
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Till this day I'm kinda annoyed that despite studying and training for YEARS Justin didn't become the family wizard. Alex just coasted and was kinda spoilt tbh
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Used to work for an event company who were working at Life festival. 2 of our many new hires were given wristbands, vests, and walkie talkies on the first day. Within an hour we never heard from them again. They joined the company just for free festival tickets 😭💀
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Georgia H please stop begging for that little man to love you
#LoveIslandAllStars
#LoveIsland
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Why do girls be wearing massive oversized glasses??Do you think it's cute? Do you think it makes you look intelligent or something? Like you're some sort extremely approachable goddess? Because it does and you're beautiful and I love you.
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How anti social am I at work? I've changed my lunch schedule so that I can have lunch by myself 😀👊
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This shit happened not even 3 days apart
in the 18yrs that I have lived in Ireland it always felt like we were moving forward...until now
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Gemma was right, I'm not really Irish and it's time to go home 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
Nigeria becomes Coronavirus free, as the second Coronavirus patient has fully recovered just like the first patient.
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Nah if a gard tries to take my phone off me and asks for my password we have to fight. Not on some principled shit, my YouTube search history is just really embarrassing
Nah if a gard tries to take unopened cans from my bag we have to fight. Not on some principled shit, those little cocktail cans be expenny.
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Hey if you were on 10.15 train from Dublin to Waterford and found a little faux snakeskin wallet could you please get in touch. The cards frozen. Don't care about the 20 quid keep it but I'm literally stranded in Waterford without my train ticket. Please RT aw man stress
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So I can spend 4 years feeling isolated on a campus with 4 million people and never see the same person twice ???
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