Croissant Savage
@tarvinwashere
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He/Him 🏳️🌈 Critical Care Nurse 🏥 very caring and extremely critical 😒💅🏻 Happy hour advocate 🍸🌮 PlayStation stan
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Joined October 2008
I don’t understand how i’m not twitter famous with hot content like this
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Jesus Christ this platform is such a radioactive abortion of human shit.
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*#HormonaLisa saying literally anything*.Me: “god she’s annoying I wish she’d shut up”.*she punctuates whatever she just said with that laugh*.Me: “omfg she’s so fuckin funny I love her”.
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See how I’m not storming the Capitol?.Very patriotic. Very law abiding.
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Abso fucking lutely not @cvs sells bottles of LITERALLY JUST SALT WATER for TEN DOLLARS. get entirely fucked
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When you fart and it smells like something died inside you 😍.
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At this point all we can do is hope for an assasination.
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I don’t care what anyone says, this is incredibly funny.
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Reblogging for historical reasons.
Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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Do you ever think if America used 999 instead of 911 like the British that 9/11 would have never happened? Cus I do.
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