catherine
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nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
Joined June 2009
Remembering when my narcissist uncle would not back down from a fight with his daughter where he claimed that 20 years from now no one would remember who Michael Jackson was until the fight ended with his daughter sobbing
this is not a value judgment but Michael Jackson was more famous than you could possibly imagine — like, “the Pope” or “Coca-Cola” famous
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Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.
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Once again thinking about this dumb image I made when I was asked if I thought Matt Damon could have starred in Manchester by the Sea
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Imagine pouring your heart and soul into your music only to end up on my “sadcore bubblegrunge sunday morning” daylist
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Thinking about how paris hilton was too embarrassed to scream in one of the scenes in house of wax so the whole crew screamed in unison to make her feel better
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a sneaker selfie from timothée chalamet the lord really has risen today
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Lexi when Cassie, Maddy, and Kat meet bizarro Cassie, Maddy, and Kat after the show #Euphoria
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