Devon Tarby Profile
Devon Tarby

@tarbyparty

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Los Angeles
Joined June 2011
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Sharks smoke joints and they die. They keep going, they stay alive. That's how it works.
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@AriTaymor
ari taymor
12 years
In Defense of Tweezer Food http://t.co/1x2kR20rR9 via @EsquireMag
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@ThirstyInLA
Thirsty in LA
12 years
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Devon Tarby
12 years
If you think of every meal as an opportunity to do something really good for yourself eating the right shit is really easy
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@pourmecoffee
pourmecoffee
12 years
Everyone who doesn't care about exactly what you do when you do to the degree you do is a monster. #subtweetingthewholeinternet
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@DavidNayfeld
David Nayfeld
12 years
@tarbyparty in the Chapter & Verse test kitchen working on pairing food and cocktails @GoldenStateCktl @Chef_Hache http://t.co/3GfmY2af3Q
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Devon Tarby
12 years
"Is THAT one a touchdown?" -me, every 10 minutes
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Erin Andrews is a total babe
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Overheard in my office: "why is getting everybody in the world drunk so much work??" @dkproprietors
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Devon Tarby
12 years
I just "fumbled" this bottle of vitamin C tablets all over my kitchen floor lol #football
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Sometimes when I eat foods that have cheese I'm like OMG how do I get even MORE cheese in my MOUTH??? (right now) #cheese
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@cher
Cher
12 years
She Said,She Had 2Go Back & Read Twt I was responding 2,REALLY? Also I’m esoteric,So W/That & Offensive GRAMMAR & Sp.I’m fkd, But Im Cher
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Devon Tarby
12 years
"I'm putting my hair in a circle around your eye" - @redlight24fps (that's literally what he was doing, good morning!)
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Just though to myself "should I tweet this joke or text it to a friend?" and now I'm thinking about deleting Twitter
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Why is it called cup of joe?
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Devon Tarby
12 years
My ships are ready; my fleet IS ready
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Devon Tarby
12 years
KFC's new campaign is to MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE OPEN FOR LUNCH? I'm speechless.
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Devon Tarby
12 years
Awwww CANTCHA SEE what you've been doin' to the community? http://t.co/pE0ft8WGsO
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