FRIEND: "All right, the crowd at this party's pretty anti-gun and they ain't so hot on cops. So don't, like, OPEN with the fact that you work in gun media and were a deputy sheriff, okay?" ME AFTER 40 MINUTES, 11 BEERS AND NO APPETIZERS: https://t.co/C2zO1mpp0m

DO YOU OWN LONG UNDERWEAR?

someday the mountain might get him but the law never will

As the gorilla in the meme says, sort of want. https://t.co/4ssNDqf2Yp

this conspiracy theory is easily disproven by the plain fact that bicycles are immeasurably uncool and therefore box office poison they built a whole dang gyrocopter for the one guy in the Mad Max universe who would OBVIOUSLY be riding a bicycle just to avoid showing a bicycle

Once again, it's difficult to gripe about losing to a guy who's been doing it for longer than I've been alive.

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Discuss.

DO YOU OWN LONG UNDERWEAR?

Discuss.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT "RUMMIKUB" IS?

not entirely sold on Euro knife-pricing conventions

NGL there's just something special about an email address typed on a typewriter and mailed to you.

YIKES! We were talking leather holsters, and Galco just put up a 20% discount with the code FLASH20. I have a Masterbuilt (top quality) Thunderclap holster on the way. Don't have to wait 40 weeks! @MichaelVBarham

your weird cousin is about to get weirder

checkmate

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DO YOU OWN A SNOWPLOW?

I still need to get a print of a photo of me standing like that at my desk to hang behind my desk. Been talking big about it for years, never done it. That has to change.

A. Those houndstooth polyesters are Coach-Dunlop-From-"Slap Shot"-certified. B. Yaqui holsters are loads of fun until you see someone sit down in a wooden chair with arms and watch that 1911 or Hi-Power pop right up out of it and onto the floor.

#CONSPIRACYTHEORYTHURSDAY: Accounts that reply and share with "LOL nice try fed" are, in fact, run by feds.