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Here are my 2024 pre-combine Rookie Rankings (through a lense of PPR Dynasty)
1 Marvin Harrison
2 Malik Nabers
3 Xavier Worthy
4 Brian Thomas
5 Rome Odunze
6 Devontez Walker
7 Ladd McConkey
8 Troy Franklin
9 Malachi Corley
10 Xavier Legette
11 Jacob Cowing
12 Ja’Lynn Polk
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Crazy that they’ve already got Daniel Jones’s HOF bust commissioned...
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“Kyle Pitts has a chance to fill the Julio Jones role in Atlanta…”
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This is just getting out of hand…
Aaron Rodgers and Davante Adams have the same Instagram story up right now.
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Dealer: Sir, you have 8.
Steelers:
Report:
#Steelers
are currently not interested in acquiring Justin Fields or bringing in any of the top available quarterbacks in free agency
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Ronald Jones SZN is a fake holiday created by Hallmark to sell more cards.
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Just caught the outside corner…
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It’s nice to see the Banzai Drop making a comeback... Yokozuna so underrated...
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With a passing TD today, Texans' quarterback Tom Savage can tie Dontari Poe and Tarik Cohen on the NFL's all-time list.
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Derek Carr has been working with Kodai Senga all off-season perfecting this nasty Ghost Fork
@PitchingNinja
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David Johnson...
Kenyan Drake with Adam Gase vs. Kenyan Drake with Kliff Kingsbury
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He’d certainly be the perfect replacement for Roethlisburger…
Deshaun Watson to Pittsburgh this offseason makes a whole lot of sense on a few levels
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The abuse of the word “dime” is the reason there’s a coin shortage...
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When my son was diagnosed with autism, my wife & I sat down and cried. We didn’t know any better. But that diagnosis didn’t change anything about Caleb. It was me who needed to change. To grow. He’s taught me more in 6 years than I could ever repay in a lifetime.
#WorldAutismDay
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‘Twas the Night Before Fish Bowl
The invitations are sent
We’re anxiously awaiting
This global event.
Drafts kick off worldwide,
From London to Philly,
Chicago & Dallas,
Cincy (for chili)
Wave after wave
Live or online,
A tide has been building
It’s our time to shine.
#SFB13
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Hello Fantasy Family.
Many [some] of you may know that I’m based in Maine. If you’ve followed the news at all, you know about the terrible tragedy unfolding here.
Peyton was a co-worker, classmate & friend. He left behind a wife & 2 year old daughter
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Looking at my rosters right now, and realizing that there’s zero chance that I can avoid starting Gio Bernard... it’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous...
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Your QB1...
The hair of Josh McCown
The face of Jimmy Garoppolo
The beard of Ryan Fitzpatrick
The body of Cam Newton
The arm of Patrick Mahomes
The legs of Lamar Jackson
The potent sperm of Philip Rivers
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Consistency is king.
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I’m not a math guy, but it seems like something might be off with the algorithm here...
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On purpose?
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‘Twas the night before Fish Bowl,
We’re all feeling fine
All twelve hundred people
In
#SFB9
It’s easy to nerd out
At some of these names
No, not the analysts...
The video games!
There’s Zelda, Link, Ryu
And Earthworm Jim,
Spyro and Kratos
Techmo’s Bo Jackson.
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Twas the Night Before Fish Bowl,
Yes, it’s finally arrived.
And in the
#SFB12
Some are doing it live!
Year after year,
We’re met with a twist,
To keep fantasy fresh,
From the mind of Scott Fish
@ScottFish24
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Good morning, Twitter. Here are my current Pre-Combine 2021 Rookies (PPR Dynasty)
WRs
1 Rondale Moore
2 Ja’Marr Chase
3 Devonta Smith
4 Rashod Bateman
5 Elijah Moore
6 Dyami Brown
7 Jaylen Waddle
8 Tylan Wallace
9 Amon-Ra St Brown
10 S Surratt
11 K Toney
12 S Williams
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I don’t @ players. I don’t believe in it. But there are some guys I just straight up enjoy. Guice is one of those people. The man gets it. (Time and again.) I’m a fan.
#Redskins
RB Derrius Guice stayed an hour and 10 minutes after practice to throw routes to some fans
#JVaughanSports
#HTTR
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Can we take a moment to appreciate that Jarvis Landry has the most receptions EVER in the first 6 years of an NFL career...that since finishing WR31 as a rookie, never finished lower than WR18... while playing for Philbin/Campbell, Gase, Hue Jackson, & Freddie flipping Kitchens?!
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My grandmother passed this morning. Throwback to when she ran circles around the Packers front office. (You know damn well that she’d have had Aaron Rodgers in camp.)
Rest easy, Gram.
This is my 97 year old grandmother. She has figured how to video chat. She also traded out of the first round because taking a running back there is -EV, and she’s not sold on Jordan Love. Get yourselves together NFL...
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Part of the trouble with fantasy football analysis (and consuming fantasy football analysis) is that it tends to be done by people who are totally immersed in playing— and who generally play in leagues with people who are just as plugged in.
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"Zero RB is trash and can never be successful" - Guy who's drafted lineup was:
RB1 Bell
RB2 McKinnon
Flex Guice
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I keep hearing the phrase, “You can’t go wrong with any of the wide receivers at the top of this class.”
You absolutely CAN go wrong
Around half of us WILL go wrong
What it means is: we have no idea who will be successful WRs in the 2022 class—so pick the one YOU can live with.
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Twas the night before Fish Bowl,
And all 'cross the world
#SFB8
excitement crescendos
For fantasy boys and the girls
With spreadsheets in hand
They make final tweaks
To meticulous draft strategies
(To be scrapped by mid-week.)
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DeSean Jackson no longer wants to be traded.
Player note: Ryan Fitzpatrick has replaced Jameis Winston Sunday.
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You don’t have to love Corey Davis. You don’t even have to like him. But calling him terrible after a 65 catch, 895 yard 2nd season (with a combination of a nerve-damaged QB and Blaine Gabbert) is disingenuous. (He’s becoming a value in the final year of Mariota’s rookie deal.)
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At the doctors today… I’m waiting in an exam room when the doc walks in, takes one look at my shirt, and says “Hey, Scott Fish Bowl! Awesome!”
Turns out he’s in a 20 year old keeper league (and I have high cholesterol.)
Love the fantasy football community!
@ScottFish24
#SFB13
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It has been 289 days since...
a) Matt Ryan threw a touchdown to Julio Jones.
b) Marcus Mariota threw a touchdown to himself.
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The Fantasy Community is the best.
But the best part of the Fantasy Community is watching everyone get excited to come together for
@FantasyCaresOrg
& the
#SFB13
. It’s beautiful!
I’m so lucky to be a part of this incredible event again this year! It just keeps getting better!
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While Irv Smith is the new hotness, it feels like a pretty good time to throw out my top ten TE ranking...
1. Travis Kelce
2. George Kittle
3. Darren Waller
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My friend & former student, Chef Adam Libby was nominated for a Cheer Choice Award in the Cooking category! He’s sharing his amazing creations with the world!
The Cheer Choice Awards honor positive social media creators.
That’s Adam! Toss him a vote!
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My ten year old (autistic and a rule follower to the core) has decided his favorite song is Walk by Pantera…
I just heard him ask Alexa to play Walk…
What she heard was “WAP.”
Caleb: “No! No! Oh no oh no oh no! Alexa no! Alexa stop!!”
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It’s a historical night in Atlanta… both Chick-fil-A AND N’Keal Harry are open in Mercedes Benz Stadium!
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Many of you know that my son, Caleb, is autistic. It is part of who he is, but autism has never defined him. Caleb has taught me more about life in the last 8 years than I learned in 32 before that. He makes me better every day just trying to keep up with what a great kid he is.
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When I found out
#SFB11
was allowing kicker-flexing, my mind was made up that
@Lindellions
was getting a parody (because she’s awesome and, well, kickers)… then I realized that she was in the Nickelback division… & if I was going to sing Nickelback, I was going to need help…
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Little concerned it took a Kevin James meme for some people to realize there’s massive duplication happening in content creation.
Little concerned it took a Kevin James meme for some people to realize there’s massive duplication happening in content creation.
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#SFB7
'Twas the night before Fish Bowl
and at 700+ houses,
Draft prep trumped talking
To the chagrin of our spouses
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I mean Belichick is 69 years old, and JT is second in the NFL in forced missed tackles…
If Johnathan Taylor goes off for 100 yards and 2 Touchdowns against Bill Belichick tonight should he become the MVP front runner?
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It’s
#SFB12
invite day! The emails have started! Check your inbox to see if you’ve got your Ticket to the
@ScottFish24
Bowl!
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If you’re in the
#SFBX
... if you want to be in
#SFBX
... if you don’t really know what
#SFBX
is, but you’re curious... if you just like fantasy football and this community... listen to
@ScottFish24
&
@RyanMc23
’s Commish Impossible this week
#FantasyCares
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The fantasy football Twitter landscape has changed quite a bit over the last few years…Hands down my favorite change is that when someone mentions kickers, someone else says, “Linda.” No last name. No handles. Just— Linda. Like Cher or Madonna. And everyone knows. It’s beautiful
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Anyone know if Kyler Murray’s teammates went to his birthday party?
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I know it’s not feasible for everyone, but if you can get in a home league w/ in-person drafts, I highly recommend it. Our rookie draft is in 6hrs, & I’ve never been so excited in my life to get confirmation of a pizza order. Nothing better than in-person drafts!
#dynastyfootball
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Career receiving yards through age 22.
Amari Cooper: 2,223
Josh Gordon: 2,451
Jerry Rice: 0
This is fun...
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Taysom’s Tight End Designated...
(dedicated to
@MikeClayNFL
&
@MatthewBerryTMR
for the tremendous amount of flak they’ve weathered over something as trivial as Taysom Hill...)
#FantasyFootball
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When left to my own devices for weeks, it’s only natural that I devolve into writing Film Notes on the 2020 Rookie Class.
These are my thoughts, pre-combine, filtered through a lense of 1QB PPR fantasy football. The order is fungible & will change with more information.
Thread
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Good news: You can get 10-12 running backs deep in the 2020 class without finding a dud.
Bad news: The number of places for them to land and make a fantasy impact is a lot less than 12.
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I had tons of help today at our
@FantasyCaresOrg
@ToysForTots_USA
shopping trip!
My boys donned their
#SFB13
shirts,
@lakersbsk15
brought a crew, and SGT Ables helped make it a wild success!
Caleb summed up the
#FCT4T
trip with, “that felt so good!”
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Surreal to be splitting attention between
#TNFonPrime
& an active manhunt for a mass murderer going on 18 miles from where I am— a search for a man who shot & killed a co-worker, classmate, fellow graduate, & friend of mine.
I’ve heard it said “that hit close to home.”
It did.
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Here are my 2019 pre-combine Rookie Rankings (through the lense of PPR Dynasty)
WRs
1 AJ Brown
2 N’Keal Harry
3 Kelvin Harmon
4 Parris Campbell
5 DK Metcalf
6 Hakeem Butler
7 Deebo Samuel
8 Andy Isabella
9 Greg Dortch
10 Riley Ridley
11 Hollywood Brown
12 Anthony Johnson
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You don't have to believe in Sony Michel. You don't have to draft Sony Michel. You don't even have to like Sony Michel. But please stop with the New England-running-backs-don't-produce narrative. Blount was ppr RB9 in 2016 & Lewis was RB15 last season. The points are there.
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Like most people, I never thought much about Autism until it was staring me in the face (and smiling... and occasionally licking my head and running away laughing.) My son Caleb has taught me more in 5 years than I could ever hope to repay in a lifetime
#WorldAutismDay
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I sit here, on Christmas Eve, in my living room after the family has all gone to bed…
I’ve got a group text going, multiple DMs, & a Twitter feed filled with amazing friends (and family) that I’ve met through fantasy football.
If you’re seeing this, you’re probably one of them
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Twas the night before Fish Bowl,
And the
@SFBPodathon
Eve,
Everybody was mocking,
(Some mocking Steve)
We’re all gathered, excited,
For what tomorrow will bring.
Eleven years building
Scott making us sing.
@SidSkeat
@ScottFish24
#SFB11
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This is my 97 year old grandmother. She has figured how to video chat. She also traded out of the first round because taking a running back there is -EV, and she’s not sold on Jordan Love. Get yourselves together NFL...
A concern has emerged in recent days: There are certain coaches and front-office staffers reluctant to have their IT employees in their homes for fear of the virus spreading, and vice versa; some IT employees are concerned about going into other homes to equip them for the draft.
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If you own a small business or have something that you sell, drop a link here— 2020 has been an unmitigated disaster, but we’re stronger together. Let us help keep you in business...
#ShopSmall
#SmallBusinessSynergy
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I’m going to start answering fantasy questions like it’s a presidential debate...
Would you start OBJ this week on the heels of last week’s breakout?
Well, thank you. Let me say this: Dak Prescott, a quarterback I talked about five years ago, is leading the NFL in yards...
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I have one unwavering takeaway from watching Mecole Hardman Film: D’Andre Swift is incredible.
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Are people going to be disappointed when they find out that Jaxon Smith-Njigba is a slot receiver, or do they already know?
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The real question is: what do the Jets have to do to find a QB like Geno Smith?!
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Whoever said “Never meet your heroes because they’re sure to disappoint you” has never been to
@theffexpo
. What an amazing weekend filled with fun, friends, fans, & family. Didn’t expect to feel quite so “home” in Canton. Huge shoutout to
@bob_lung
for putting everything together
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There’s been
@FFStompy
, throwing down the gauntlet to
#SFB9
contestants. There’s been
@APWilde
, doing squat to scare us.
@thekaceykasem
’s alligator arms and
@DHH_Frank
’s tepid takes... the
#SFB9
promos have been done... to Death...
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Current RB Rankings:
1. Jacobs
2. Montgomery
3. Sanders
4. Moon Door
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A little over 5 years ago, we took our first trek to Disney… Caleb was barely 4, hated crowds, lights, & loud noises but loved Jessie from Toy Story. Since then, this magical little boy has taught me more about the world, about autism, & about bravery than anyone else ever could
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My 6 year old autistic son is having a tonsillectomy this morning... Wish I could trade places with him.
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Every day for 7 years, I’ve been a student. Caleb has taught me patience, joy, resiliency, how nuclear submarines work, understanding, flexibility, how to slow down, that tardigrades live on the moon, and to celebrate every single victory.
#WorldAutismDay
When my son was diagnosed with autism, my wife & I sat down and cried. We didn’t know any better. But that diagnosis didn’t change anything about Caleb. It was me who needed to change. To grow. He’s taught me more in 6 years than I could ever repay in a lifetime.
#WorldAutismDay
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Did an absolute treasure trove of
#SFB14
apparel find its way to my door today? Who’s to say, really…
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Currently in year seven of my unpaid internship. Can’t help but feeling I’m being used by the management...
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The
#SFBX
theme may be Toys, but you best believe no one is playing around. Make your donations and bring your A-game.
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Every rookie is either AP, LT, Le'veon Bell, or Jamaal Charles. How come nobody comps incoming running backs to Beanie Wells?
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Scott Fish: “The
#SFB11
will be the same scoring as last year. It was balanced, interesting… you guys got used to it. I like it.”
Evil
@ScottFish24
(under his breath): “…have fun with that 3rd Round Reversal though…”
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Ya’ll are really making a big deal over this photo of Mike Davis from training camp?
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Can somebody explain to me how, in all of these waves of hiring (admittedly amazing fantasy minds,) that Peter Howard (
@pahowdy
) hasn’t been scooped up by a big time site? The man absolutely grinds out.
#FTN
@NoisyHuevos
@PFF_Fantasy
@EstablishTheRun
@numberFire
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Comps:
LaPorta :: Discount Kittle
ARSB :: Landry ++
Gibbs :: Little Tiny Truck That Goes Zoom Zoom
#NFLKickOff2023
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