The human eye compared to nebulas and galaxies. A testament, perhaps, to the thought that there is a little universe in each one of us. ♥️

Where the fuck is my Nobel peace prize for still pretending to be normal and not going on a rampage @NobelPrize

FUCK YOU @DB_Bahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your bi-quarterly reminder that @WhatsApp is a shitfaced cockmaster, and that I cannot believe I was condemned to exist in the same sliver of humankind as it.

Cannot make this up. I’m turning pages of one of my mom’s childhood books that sat on my shelf for my whole life but I never read. Turns out, somebody wrote about me. Literally word for word. 2 decades before I was born.

Watching a comet pass by.

Petition to @OxLanguages to make “parallely” a valid entry as this would make life much easier for everybody.

What is that strange yellow thing in the sky??

Wish I would smile more.

Wish I could speak well…

Almost got mowed down by a tram, and then almost lost my house keys, all in a span of 5 minutes. Thank you to whoever is on my watch tonight. Grateful.

No such thing but ok..

Capitalism loves you fren

Practicing new Scrum Master skills

‘Member when Subway used to have Meatball Marinara? I ‘member.

Also, Rossmann > DM

Life isn’t about waiting patiently for the rain to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the thunderstorm.

Are the photons emitted by the candle I light everyday already contained within the candle? Where do photons even come from? 🪔

Yea I’d rather divide by zero than attempt to cook fish again.

47 describing Starship Super Heavy’s descent and capture has me dying 🤣🤣🤣

2 hunnit 😤