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I'm vulnerable and should be updated.
Joined July 2019
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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guy who publicly announces undercover ops
BREAKING: I'm launching undercover operations to infiltrate and uproot leftist terror cells in Texas. Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. There can be no compromise with those who want us dead.
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yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦♂️
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the degree to which Republican politicians have become comfortable demanding the denaturalization of US citizens who disagree with them politically is really ominous
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You can buy these same shirts anywhere on the Jersey Shore.
i’m in spain and honestly? i’m feeling the language barrier. it’s kinda funny, some of these shirts are like ~crazy~ offensive in english.
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I don’t see any good justification for backyard breeding when about 920,000 shelter animals are euthanized every year in the U.S. primarily because shelters don’t have enough room to save them all
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If people who share videos like this having political power doesn’t frighten you, you’re either a sadist or you’re bad at picking up signals of authoritarian threats.
President Trump LOVES the American people. That is why drug traffickers and narco-trafficking boats will no longer be allowed to transport deadly drugs into American territory. Thank you, @POTUS Trump for protecting our shores!
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Am I losing my mind or is this Emma Vigeland's face?
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Real pizza heads know the Napoli stuff is false prestige. It's great pizza, but it's a more modern take on pizza. Pizza as we know it today was born in Brooklyn. Pizza is not a product of Italy, but Italian immigrants in America. NY pizza is the original and the unbeaten.
I can only imagine how it feels to be an Italian - a people notoriously chill about food - coming online and seeing people debate whether Chicago- or Detroit-style pizza is better than the stuff from Napoli.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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he wasn’t wrong, he was early
ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance
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Honestly, do people not get that Hasan’s totally inappropriate behavior towards his dog *prior* to it yelping in pain for no apparent reason as he reaches off screen and grabs something is a big part of why people think he zapped the animal in the first place?
Let’s say hypothetically Hasan did not shock his dog He still yelled at it in frustration because it had the audacity to move one time in a four hour stream. Is that an acceptable amount of emotional self-control in a pet-owning adult?
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I would love to know what the fuck he's referring to. Tons of production companies run out of NYC without issue. What could possibly be the legal difference here?
Damn. I really wanted to move me and my content arm to NYC… I was going to create jobs and happily pay my taxes. But nope. Every lawyer we talk to says it would be the worse decision of my life. Even editing a video slightly odd could lead to to be sued- even 3 years after it
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Says the man who had multiple videos where he propagates insane conspiracies around clips of streamers he hates.
This Hasan dog collar stuff is blowing my mind, I’ve never seen so many people so immediately and unanimously act this insane and conspiratorial about a stream clip
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The dog tried to leave the treadmill and it's why he yelled at her. She literally stands up, gets one paw down, and he turns around and yells at her. Like, as far as we can, the dog isn't really allowed to leave that spot, right? Why are we acting like that's absurd to see?
some of y’all have never met healthy loved large dogs before. she is so happy to be in the same room as him, she will wait til he’s done working because she knows playtime or a long walk follows. braindead rage over nothing
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This is like that one guy in the friend group who constantly talks about how he's the funny one despite the fact he's never made anyone laugh.
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26 years ago, the iconic Arthur episode ‘THE CONTEST’ premiered on PBS Kids.
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