wingardiumlevyohsahbih
@sydsimmaaa
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Old page deleted. that funny jamaican girl with the gap & big titties. 🇯🇲 x 305. ♌️ 🌻 I write poetry, scripts, short films & funny tweets. Hire me Issa Rae
Joined November 2023
In honor of Love day coming up, I want to share this old poem that I wrote called "Hopeless Romantic". Inspired by the love I wish I had. Tell the person how you feel while they're still here. ❤️
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Me hiding from my mom on thanksgiving because I’m not going to no store
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Just picked up Nigerian food for me and ihop for babygirl. We bout to kick our feet up and finish watching stranger things till dinner is ready later. Happy Thanksgiving! I hope everyone is surrounded by love and good food today. 💗
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I haven’t seen or heard that “beans greens you name it” mf at all this November. That’s how you know the economy fucked up
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My brother just called me a bum for asking for his Netflix login. Now I have to become a millionaire out of spite.
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Babygirl wants to have a stranger things watch party, so that's exactly what we're gonna do
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Use this post as an excuse to post a short video of yourself 🙂↔️
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Knock the rest of them teeth out
Dominican rapper Julez Santa a says kids don’t really need to know how to read.
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My phone keeps overheating. Add that to my Christmas list @santa
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As a jamaican auntie y'all will not shame me for liking sardines
they got y’all openly eating sardines and you think it’s not the great depression????
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I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.
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What is the lore behind your personality
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Why are funerals so lit? 🤣🤣🤣
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I just ate the whole edible before seeing the serving size on the bag sag 1/2
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You can always tell when someone's tryna make their ex jealous on the TL 🤣
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Me in the club when my feet hurt but my song come on
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I just ate the whole edible before seeing the serving size on the bag sag 1/2
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No, bitch ass nigga
Curious, do women ever finish their period and go “y’know what? I actually overreacted to that”?
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