You can tell a lot by a woman's feet. For example, if they are behind her ears... she probably likes you.

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The NO talks about how this referendum is about Division but no one in their camp have any runs on the board for trying to Unify the country. None of them have any history of bringing us together. VOTE YES.

I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I almost dropped my phone on my soft carpeted floor but thank god I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead.

This is your brain on sleep deprivation. Scientists in Canada launched the largest study on how lack of sleep affects the brain. They created games that tested skills like reasoning, language comprehension & decision making. They had one participant repeat these tests in an

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." —Mark Twain

“Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.” - Eckhart Tolle

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Remember covid when we would literally just pour a drink at like 3pm on a Tuesday and be like haha happy fridayyyy

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I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.

they should invent a man who’s a good person

Airport pickups are such a show of love. Doesn’t matter if it is romantic or platonic. Anyone who picks you up from the airport that you aren’t paying to do so, actually loves you.

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

Just ordered in a restaurant in Bulgaria and the waiter looked at me with real gravity and said "sir, you must know that this doesn't come with any sort of potato". I've never felt truly seen and supported like that before. Weeping.

trillion dollar idea: a cafe that is open at 4pm

Ever have that 1 (one) twitter person that you miss dearly?