I’m sorry, but the old Erin can’t come to the Twitter right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause she’s dead. @taylorswift13, I can’t thank you enough. I have loved and supported you for years and never in my wildest dreams (see what I did there?) did I think you would ever know. ❤️.

RT @thatcolorblue_: i love to see it.

RT @swiftbunnies: I feel like the merch for #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl is going to look like a cross between “reputation” and “Lover” and we ar….

This aged well.

RT @dailyaarontveit: the life of a showgirl is for moulin rouge fans. everybody else to the back of the line.

I feel like the merch for #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl is going to look like a cross between “reputation” and “Lover” and we are all going to have to declare bankruptcy, unfortunately.

RT @swiftbunnies: My reaction anytime someone tells me that Taylor Swift is from Nashville

People are braindead and don’t have a sense of humor, so please understand that this is a joke, not an all-request hotline; I’m not asking Taylor to give us more.

What are we going to do when Taylor announces “The Death of a Showgirl,” making TS12 a double album?

My reaction anytime someone tells me that Taylor Swift is from Nashville

Did anyone else catch that Travis repeated “Of all time” after the list of Taylor’s accomplishments in the exact same way that Kanye West repeated “Of all time” after he grabbed the microphone from Taylor and interrupted her award-acceptance speech?

Who remembers when Taylor’s “Lover” announcement broke Instagram? I do fear that the New Heights podcast episode this week is going to BREAK THE INTERNET.

It feels like one of the those nights we won’t be sleeping.

I’ll eat this album up no matter what, but I’m manifesting something sexy, something that pops … like “False God,” “Slut!,” and “Guilty as Sin?” covered in glitter.

I need Wednesday to roll around because we are all going off the rails.

NOT JASON WEARING THIS SHIRT

I’m pretending that they’re referencing Wedding Crashers.

Now that he sees her brother as his brother 🥹

This is the era that will never go out of style #1989EraTSTheErasTour

Missed the anniversary by a day, but it’s been seven years since getting engaged at the Reputation Stadium Tour!.

Credit to @/astheheelturns on IG.