Shanice
@sweets_shanice
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I am just here to lurk, comment sometimes, but mostly to laugh
Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2020
My tolerance for the “how is your day” type of conversation is so low. Be interesting, please.
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As a native New Yorker, I’ve never cared for the ‘when does a transplant become a real New Yorker’ discourse. You’re here now? Great! You’re gonna love it. Walk faster.
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it’s all corrupt girl
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Update: The final college decision just dropped. Girl 1: Stanford Girl 2: Stanford Girl 3: Northwestern That is three for three at Top 10 universities for the girls who were supposed to be "bad at math."
SAT scores were released today. Three girls in my Alpha High group were described by their parents as “not math/science girls.” They’ve been focused on other pursuits—launching a Broadway musical, competing for Miss Teen USA, building millions of TikTok followers, and becoming
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Homicide New York with the new episodes! A perfect Saturday is here
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it's so incredibly chic how the B train goes from midtown to bk in like 3 stops
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Trader Joe’s restocked the cacio e pepe puffs. I didn’t even unpack the rest of the groceries and got straight to work on them. They’re that good
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😭 I need to upgrade for sure
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I BEG YOUR PARDON??
A married Massachusetts police officer groomed an underage teen girl and had a sexual relationship with her for years, which ultimately led to her getting pregnant but his married twin brother was also sleeping with her and thought he was the father of the baby, a problem because
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As a hyper independent person, I really enjoy thoughtfulness & acts of service.
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Being a billionaire and racking up 2pm DUIs is next level commitment to the DUI game
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