izack 🪩
@thatguyuptown
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sara bareilles historian. allergic to pineapple a little bit
manhattan, ny
Joined August 2014
my neighborhood grocery store has their halloween candy section up already
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two white ladies in front of me at the harlem bodega just tried to pay with delta meal vouchers. bro was flabbergasted.
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RT @duffthebrand: The fact that Kerry Washington doesn’t have an Emmy for playing Olivia Pope is asinine.
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"don't worry, hugh jackman singing the subway isn't real, it can't hurt you". hugh jackman singing the subway:
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RT @CptAncapistan: The 0-100 in Fahrenheit generally fits the range of what the temperature can be outside where humans live. It’s far supe….
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i hate gay people what do you mean we're pregaming to sneakernight by vanessa hudgens.
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he's so funny idc.
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everyone is misinterpreting this tweet but my truth doesn't matter, only the spectacle 😔.
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people talk about miracle drugs like penicillin but have you ever been down catastrophic and popped a zofran? god himself is in that potion.
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broke no contact to send him a pic of me wearing his shirt at the gym and he told me to mail it back to him when I'm done with it
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