Sweary Prof
@swearyprof
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Academic, Fell Runner, Genius, Idiot.
High Peak
Joined April 2024
(Small victorian child enters) Me: Yes, Bartleby, have you decided on your path in life? Boy: I wish to be a shitposter, just like you Papa Me: (Breaks down in sobs of joy and opens 4 cans of IPA) #MagicXmas #2025Bollocks
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Street view finds from @Dub__A More ( https://t.co/izEbUgNGaV):
neal.fun
Explore the weird and wonderful things on Google Street View
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Take me out tonight, I-want-to-walk-in-a freezing Peak District landscape then complaaaain About it in the puuuuuuub #edale #nagshead #hikeyhikey
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Political cheat code unlocked. Next, a politician who has the confidence to honestly say when things really will be awful, instead of "challenging times"
I don't have serious issues with Zack Polanski, better to have him around than not I suppose, but I will not be told that he's some sort of natural politician who speaks directly to the people. he says the right things in the tone of a Dogs Trust appeal.
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Undefuckable
Explain your 2025 in one word.
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A bit too late for this to have full effect, remind me to repost on 24th Dec 2026. Thanks in Dad Vance.
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Marauding root vegetables. Sounds awesome, approved ✊️
just called it Carrots of the Pirabbean by accident
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If someone was a rapist, but then suddenly found Jesus as a weak excuse when they got caught, I would not be friends with them
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Thanks Liz Appreciate the badly compressed video still from Ep2 with your eyes way off the mark xxx #votetruss #lizIII
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Anyone else see her as Evil Kylie? #nope #toomanybrokenhearts
Giorgia Meloni: "The past year has been tough for all of us, but don't worry because next year will be even worse."
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Having difficulty with the imaginations of growing children today? Solved thanks to @thesundaysport #xmaseve #santachat
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