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@swag_lukarz
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8 months
What’s the wildest experience you had in school ??
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Black Twitter always winning. 😂😂😂😂 This is on another level 🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Meanwhile There’s Marcus Rashford who has never gotten an EPL hatrick in his entire career.
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Ollie Watkins gets his SECOND hat-trick this season 😱
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The pressure on boys to have enough money to take care of girls is crazy, especially when they're both around same age. A boy at his late 20's is supposed to be a millionaire and have everything going on for him, while it's ok for a lady to be 30 and just look beautiful.
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@swag_lukarz
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What!!!! I can't breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@swag_lukarz
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Nigga thought he's getting a free Mercedes-Benz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Savage!!! I'm actually crying 😂
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Imagine tryna explain what "Shaking of table" means on this twitter streets. Black Twitter wins ANYDAY, ANYTIME.
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
The Danfo bus i entered from Ikeja today there was this guy behind me, he payed for 2 and was trying to shoot shot with the lady beside him, Everything was going on fine until he requested for her number, Madam said my husband would not like that. Baba collected his money back!
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Why are plane tickets so expensive? I mean you’re going that way already, just give me a ride 😩
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Y'all are too fast on this App 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #UCLfinal
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@swag_lukarz
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4 years
Please who has seen this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
He got the Job!!! 👏👏👏
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Savage replies everywhere. It's a draw btw 😂😂😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@swag_lukarz
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5 years
The Dj Xclusive we know VS the DJ Xclusive playing on BBN right now #BBNaija
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@swag_lukarz
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4 years
@oge__asiko Pain is temporary, drop is permanent
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
That uncomfortable moment you price something in the market and they agree immediately. My brain; dem wan cheat me ooooo
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Wait first, lemme open my legs for you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Ronaldo fan base after the Argentina match Vs after the Portugal match. 😂😂😂
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@swag_lukarz
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7 years
People please let's settle this one's and for all..... #AFC #MUFC RT for Alexandre Lacazette LIKE for Alvaro Morata.
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Bella Naija will have you thinking you’re gonna marry one politician pikin, when it's really Blessing from Facebook 😭
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
A very short story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@swag_lukarz
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5 years
Tuoyo in the house Vs Tuoyo on Saturday nights #BBNaija #BBNaijaParty
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@swag_lukarz
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8 months
Battle of the sitcoms, which of these sitcoms is the GOAT of all time?
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@swag_lukarz
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The best way to save money these days is by staying indoor and sleeping, cause once you open your gate, Boom 10k is gone. 😭😩
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@swag_lukarz
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4 years
To whom Trust is given, Betrayal is expected...
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Someone just said "Piano Fc" are playing Off key 😂
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
We wey no hot for September, go hot for October.
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@swag_lukarz
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5 months
This is the Ta Ta Ta video that made Big wiz splash N20M. Omoh
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
At what point did you realise you were loved at home and decided to take a walk from that relationship?
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7 months
What is a popular food that you legitimately think is trash ??
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
When your boss cracks a dry joke on pay day.
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Why do some women claim they don’t like money but leave their partner because of money ??
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@swag_lukarz
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4 years
You're busy ignoring that guy that will love you effortlessly in your dm because he isn't cute on his dp. Yes you, I'm talking to you, don't scroll
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@swag_lukarz
Dipo
5 years
Before the end of this year you'll hear “CONGRATULATIONS” because God will do it again!!!
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@swag_lukarz
Dipo
7 years
Imagine going to hell for gambling and you've not even won a single ticket since you started playing.
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Looks like our sole purpose of existence in life is to look for money 😭
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@swag_lukarz
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8 months
@tolanibaj Trying sooo hard to be relevant outside the house, wish say you put this king energy for Big brother house.
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@swag_lukarz
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5 years
Someone said Poco Lee handkerchief alone is better than Kaffy. 🌚 You people don’t have fear of God o 😂🤣
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Imagine being so rich that you can buy anything you want, just imagine that for a second.
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@swag_lukarz
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8 months
@ESPNUK Kelvin Philips and Harry Maguire don’t even need to do anything, they have automatic ticket.
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Delan Rice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Roy Keane. We all agree right ?
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
This year has taught me not to postpone enjoyment, every opportunity to enjoy I'll take it. Look at the Dollar to Naira rate😭
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@swag_lukarz
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3 years
Okay this isn't suppose to be funny
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@swag_lukarz
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3 years
Why are Nigerians like this!?? 😂😂😂😂
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
When you walk into a barber's shop and your favourite barber is busy but the new guy wants cut your hair. 😁
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
Womanizing is a waste of effort, time and money!!!! 🤦
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@swag_lukarz
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5 months
Bro code; 002. Never tell a woman how much you earn.
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
Guys whose female besties turned girlfriend/wife. How did you transition to this stage?? Genuinely wondering because most of the times when a woman friendzones you, there's no going back.
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7 months
Why do people change after marriage ??
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@swag_lukarz
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4 years
I don't know who needs to see this but stop being that friend that's always in need, be the friend that is always called upon in the time of need...
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@swag_lukarz
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6 years
RT if you don't understand how Cricket is being played. I can't be the only one.
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Imagine dating someone that doesn't understand how Cricket is being played. Tragic!!!!!
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In the end, you’ll realize it's all meaningless. Our endless endeavors to get rich, getting worked up, wanting attention, life and the likes. It’s all vanity..
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6 years
Imagine dating someone that thinks its cool not to talk to you everyday. TRAGIC! 🤦
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@swag_lukarz
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7 months
What is a song you enjoy in another language that you do not speak/understand?
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@swag_lukarz
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5 years
I want as many Arsenal fans on my TL. We need each other this season. If you are an Arsenal fan and you can see this, please retweet and follow. Let's follow each other 🙏🏽 #AFC
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6 months
Kissing with morning breath or licking of armpit which one is worse ??
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I've Officially exhausted the talking stage I had left in me, We go again next year.
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German is a weird language and has to be the most difficult in the world 😂
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Which language in your opinion do you think is the most difficult to understand or learn?
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4 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What is something women think men like, but they actually don’t ??
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7 years
Arsenal and Chelsea fans on Twitter Right now
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What would you do if someone offered you $200 per day in exchange for never drinking alcohol again ??
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Between buying food and cooking which is more economical in this country now ?
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@vidasamuel_ @MzHorlabc11 No be lie ooo. Because this one here na useless and stupid father
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7 months
Nobody fit explain pass 20 seconds man. You go explain tire no evidence😂
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8 months
You have the power to bring one of these Classic shows back on Tv, which one a would you bring back?
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What's your worst date experience??
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4 years
Twitter is great. Instagram is nice. Beer is tasty. Ice cream is delicious. Sex is fun. All these things in moderation can be just fine. But, when we allow them to take over our lives, they become far more detrimental than beneficial..
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What are the bare minimum of dating you ??
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5 years
Harmattan is doing one day on and five days off in Lagos 😭😭😭
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Some girls will tell you they can’t be performing wife duties for a boyfriend, but they be expecting a husband responsibility from a boyfriend.
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4 years
Setting up yourself for curve 🤣🤣🤣
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Apart from your phone, what do you never leave the house without?
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@BBNaija Ilebaye is lonely at the top!
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Ladies and gentlemen who gave up on dating, tell us what happened ??
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@BBNaija Doyin is very blunt and doesn’t fear anyone. It’ll be sad to see her leave after that comment.
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Thread of Top 10 best horror movies of all time .🔥 If you’re movie person, you should definitely check this out. Number 5, number 3 and number 1 is probably the most scary movies of all time.
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Dating someone for 4 years and then y’all broke up, congratulations dear you now have a degree in “Relationship management and analysis”.
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3 years
Someone explain this to me please
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What was it like growing up in the 90's and early 2000?
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Retweet if you see your favorite game in the list below : FIFA PES Mortal Kombat God Of War Uncharted GTA Fortnite Watch Dogs GOT 2k18 Call Of Duty Assassin Creed The Walking Dead Tom Raider The Last Of Us Monster Hunter A Way Out Temple Run Far Cry Candy crush Battlefield
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3 years
Charlie Charlie dey smoke loud 😂😂😂😂
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#SoundcityMVP Slimcase said Y'all should watch out for him 2019. Slimcase FT Rihanna and Cardi B 😂😂😂
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Weekends must have been made in Nigeria because it never lasts. 😭
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@MikeLUHG2 @DheraOkeke That’s what they do, those English media always want to paint the blacks as the evil ones
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@ifeomaudeaja1 I’m sorry but what were you expecting? A bible verse or sermon?
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@instablog9ja I can’t see Mercy winning this tho
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Ideally how long should one wait after a breakup to date again?
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5 years
By the time Liverpool finishes with Arsenal 😭😩😥
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6 years
What i ordered online Vs what was delivered to me 😭😭😭😭
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3 years
Had goosebumps watching this
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5 years
Who else looks lean to their mum after being away for a while? 😭😀
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When you tell your mum to wake you up early for a job interview 😂😂😂. Who else can relate ? Nigerian mothers no Dey disappoint 😂😂😂
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@heyyitsjanea It’s a cold and dangerous world we live in.
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3 years
Who did this??
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