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Cat lover, cake maker and lover of all things Greek - especially it's music it's food and it's people. Married to Mark. Barnsley FC fan. #returnthemarbles
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Finally got grand daughter's birthday cake done, she's giraffe crazy!!
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Wedding Cake delivered to venue, Secret Garden at Gringly on the Hill near Doncaster. Feeling very proud❤
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Here's David the Twitter Poet
And myself in Coventry today
As we finally all met up
And greeted Rolf in our own special way
A big thank you to Helen and Robb
Who helped make dreams become real
For me to finally meet my muse
This morning was the real deal
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Knitting themed chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream. It's been hell doing this in 33 degrees. Be glad when client picks it up in 30 minutes and I don't have to worry about keeping it cool any longer.
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@RolfatWarwick
There's a tree outside Economics
That our Rolfy loves to climb
He always thought it was an apple tree
But it's pears and to Rolfy that's fine
Rolf helped Claudia gather the fruit
For Rolf's family to make some jelly
But I think Rolf prefers squirty cream
Or a tickle on his belly
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf has been under the weather
Has been subdued and quiet
Instead of tearing around the place
And causing a bloody riot
He's had an anti inflammatory injection
Cos our Rolf has got a sore back
He'll need a bit or rest and TLC
Then he'll soon be back on track
Get well soon Rolf
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@RolfatWarwick
Today we remember Rolfs brother Rebel
On the First Anniversary day
Although the days get easier
The pain of loss never goes away
He like Rolf lived life fully
Like the free spirited cat he was
He will never be forgotten
His memory never lost
RIP Rebel xxx
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@RolfatWarwick
It's Rolfs birthday today
He's such a lucky cat
He came to the home of Helen & Robb
He fitted in just like that
Today he plays with red tissue paper
One of his favourite scrunchy joys
No doubt after his birthday squirty cream
He'll play with his new toys
Happy Birthday Rolf❤
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@RolfatWarwick
@Warwick_Law
On Rolfs first visit to Campus
He thought he'd get thrown out
But he won over hearts and minds
Of that there is no doubt
The students from Warwick Law School
Go all 'aawww' and think it's funny
When our Rolfy strolls right on in
Rolls over and shows his tummy!
We love you Rolf
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@RolfatWarwick
It's been exactly 4 years now
Since that fateful day
When Rolf got hit by a car on campus
And was found in a terrible way
Student Rachael saved his life
Good treatment and love did the rest
Rolf took a while to recover
Before he got back to his best
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@RolfatWarwick
It's time for the hi vis to go into storage
As Rolf takes summer holiday
He's going to Caldecott Cattery
Where with other cats he can play
We shall miss his wonderful adventures
And that beautiful furry face
But he'll be back in early September
This cat with incredible grace
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@RolfatWarwick
In April of 2018
Dr Claudia's life did change
Cos into her office barged a beautiful black cat
Of indeterminate age
Those days she was a cat novice
And had no idea what to do
These days she supplies a comfy bed
And is ready with a muzzle scratch or two
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@RolfatWarwick
Sherry has Rolfy on a leash
When who appears at the gate?
It's Helen and Robb back from ten days away
And Rolfy just can't wait
Rolf meows loudly at the sight of Robb
Delighted his human's come home
Although Sherry has done a fantastic job
Rolf's humans are where they belong
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@RolfatWarwick
Hip hip hooray!
Our Rolf is back today!
With lots of adventures to tell
He's looking rather swell!
With his hi vis jacket proudly on
Ready for Campus to again see everyone
No doubt all will be filled with glee
To see Rolf back, no one more so than me!
Welcome back Rolf❤❤🐱
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@RolfatWarwick
It's house arrest for Rolfy
Whilst firework season is about
Despite Rolfs desperate pleading eyes
His humans will not let him out
Except on monitored leash walks
To Claudia's office he'll go
Everyone just wants our Rolfy safe
So to his longing eyes, it's a No!
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Has anyone seen the David Moyes interview? These outraged women need to get a bloody grip. Some people are far too sensitive. Get a grip
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf has been for his health check
To the vets he did ride
Vet Lucy is just smashing
Treats in her tunic pocked she does hide
He passed with flying colours
Weight and heart are all fine
So Rolf can carry on
Being Mr Cat sublime
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is busy packing
For his Caldecott Cattery stay
Demon ted with the googly eyes
Will accompany Rolf on his way
He'll still be getting loads of leash walks
And will charm the pants off the staff
No doubt his caterwauling
Will give them a daily laugh
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@claudiarei2312
@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is all dressed and ready
For his performance tonight
He's back there in the Green Room
Let's hope he doesn't get stage fright
He looks a handsome beast
In his sparkly little vest
I'm sure he'll completely steal the show
Cos Rolfy's just the best! ⭐⭐⭐
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@RolfatWarwick
There's a disco in the kitchen
And Helen is having a dance
Rolf is looking down at her
Giving her an astounded glance
He looks on from his lofty position
And wonders what Helen is doing
But he tries to join in the best he can
And adds to the music by meowing
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@RolfatWarwick
Just look at little Rolfy
Playing the ignorant little cat
His human's come to take him home
But he's having none of that!
She a tugging on his leash
Whilst Rolf's comfy on his bed
So his human finally gives up
And carries him instead!
Make em have it Rolfy!!
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Just finished Mothers Day cake for tomorrow. Buttercream cherry blossoms with hand painted tree on fondant ❤
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's ignored the amaryllis
And look how tall it's grown
It's nearly to the ceiling
But Rolf leaves well alone
It's a beautiful vivid red
That goes so well with Rolfy's sleekness
But there's no comparison
Beautiful Rolfy is our weakness
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@RolfatWarwick
Our Rolf was on his way home
The GPS tracker said so
His humans went to meet him
And they hunted high and low
They found him up sitting in a tree
Avoiding a dog in his path
Our Rolf he is a sensible cat
And at the dog he's having the last laugh
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@RolfatWarwick
It's a big welcome back to Rolf
And to his family too
He greeted them in usual fashion
With more than a meow or two
Disappearing for weeks on end
Though Rolf's been looked after well
Will Rolf forgive them this time?
Only time will tell!!
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@RolfatWarwick
The campus is all empty
Rolfs friends are self isolating
So he's staying at home with his humans
And the warm atmosphere they're creating
He's enjoying all the attention
Staying away from all the germs
Taking lots of love and cuddles
But only on his terms
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@RolfatWarwick
Sherry's in a panic
Cos Rolf is doing his 'thing'
Whilst out on a leash walk
His mischief is in full swing
He's climbed up on the fence
And is trying to get through a gap
I think Sherry will be happy
When they're back home and Rolf's having a nap!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolfy likes it on the shed
But it's not as comfy as his bed
He had a choice to go today
To campus or to lay and stay
Initially he didn't go
But then decided his face to show
So the campus became the winner
Before he went back home for dinner
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is being kept in
As it's a cold day outside
He's watching from the window
And what's that he's spied?
It's the local ginger terror cat
In Rolfs garden marauding
Rolfs tail is fluffed and his fur's on alert
His territory he is a guarding
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's got himself a stalker fan
And she won't leave him alone
It's Sherry's kitty Lizzie
Following him around just like a drone
Rolf tries to escape the attention
But Lizzie will not be denied
There's only one thing for it
Rolf will have to find a place to hide!!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's been up to mischief
When Sherry's back was turned
He's raided the cat food cupboard
It's a trick he's learned
Once inside the cupboard
He's eyeballed his favourite dish
He's only gone a nobbled
His packet of Taiwanese milkfish!
Naughty but nice!!!❤🐱
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@RolfatWarwick
When Rolf first started wandering
Around the Campus site
He came across an office
That he thought looked just right
Inside the office was Claudia
Who greeted him with glee
Now he loves his visits to his campus mum
It's a second home for Rolfy!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf turned up at campus
When he got there he was shocked
The main door to economics
He found that it was blocked
He had to find another way in
So through the kitchen he sneaked
Nothing will keep away our Rolfy
When his curiosity is peaked
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@RolfatWarwick
Is Rolfy telepathic?
How does he really know?
To show up at the garden gate
Just when his humans need to go
So being a good boy that Rolf is
Rolf knows he's passed the test
He's surrendered his afternoon of roaming
And gone under house arrest
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf runs around the garden
Oh my what does he see?
A twitching nose and bushy tail
At the bottom of a tree
The squirrel spies our Rolfy
And he dashes up the trunk
Our Rolfy isn't quick enough
And the squirrel does a bunk!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is getting sneaky
On these cold winter nights
He knows exactly where to go
To get some warmth delight
His humans bed is the target
Where an electric under blanket awaits
Rolf climbs in and hogs the covers
For his humans a cold bum is their fate!
Nice catting Rolfy❤❤
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf was minding his own business
Heading back home after his walk
When the horrid orange terror cat
Decided it wanted to 'talk'
Robb tracked Rolf down with the GPS
As Rolf chased nasty cat up a tree
Our Rolf claimed the higher ground
And a well earned victory!
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@RolfatWarwick
@warwickuni
Rolf really loves his human
He takes him on Campus walks
But Rolfy sometimes doubts
The way his human talks
Rolf's human is American
His accent can be dire
It doesn't half make our Rolfy smirk
When Robb tries to say Warwickshire!!
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@RolfatWarwick
@warwickuni
Rolf is getting set
For his big moment to arrive
He's there at Campus with his humans
Hoping plenty are waiting outside
He's adorned in his Cristmassy jacket
Eager with anticipation
To switch on those lovely lights
Rolf can handle any situation
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@RolfatWarwick
@Uniquepoems4u
Rolf is in the local pub
To meet up with a fan
It's poem Dave from Twitterland
Who looks a lovely man
He gave our Rolf a loving rub
While Rolf sat on his knee
Rolfy looked on quite content
He just loves good company
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@RolfatWarwick
After a month of being in Portugal
Dr Claudia is back at last
Rolf rushes to greet her eagerly
But the AH is aghast
When Rolf gets right up to her
The bushes catch him off bat
He tries to divert off a bit
Sometimes Rolf's just a typical cat
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@RolfatWarwick
It's the day we've waited for
The return of Rolf Mr Cat
He's in the mood for action
He'll soon get back into that
The return of Campus Visits
And lots of adventures galore
But first a bit of African duvet chilling
Before striding out once more
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf gets all over campus
Through fifty doors or more
Not one stops our intrepid cat
From his insatiable urge to explore
With his psychic stare doors open
And Rolf continues his inquisition
But what we all want to know
Is our Rolfy a secret magician?
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@RolfatWarwick
Happy Birthday Rolfy
Our favourite Twitter cat
He is simply the best
And that we say is that
I hope you have a good day
With treats and toys galore
And lots of kisses and cuddles
And from me here are a few more!!
❤❤❤💋💝💖🥰
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@RolfatWarwick
Claudia's never owned a cat
But you would never tell
Cos when Rolfy visits her in her office
She looks after him so well
She lets our Rolf have free roam
Rolf thinks the toys she makes are great
She cuddles him and holds him close
Rolf's glad she's his Best Mate
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Rolf is clearly setting the rules
Fir Not So Kitten Lizzie's stay
As long as she obeys them
It'll make for a pleasant day
High Kitty, Low Kitty
Is the name of the game
Until kitty adjustment is complete
It'll be more of the same
Rolf report 16 Nov: I call this one ‘High Kitty, Low Kitty’. Need I emphasise which is which? I am still in the early stages of adjusting to not-so-kitten Lizzie being back in the neighbourhood. If this youngster keeps this kind of distance, all will be well. I think. Rolf x
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's humans need to take a break
Some important tasks ahead
It means that our little Rolfie
Might get a lie in instead
So good luck with the venture
And Rolf enjoy your break
We'll see you again on April 8th
With lots of new adventures to make
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@RolfatWarwick
@pantosocwarwick
Our Rolfy looks all superstar
In his glittery sequin vest
Off to play his role as a catfish
As the panto's special star guest
He made the stage his own
And walked all over the scene
To entice Rolf to walk where he should be going
It's time for Rolfs favourite squirty cream
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@5herrycxz
@RolfatWarwick
No Mr Cat to wake up
Sherry from her sleep
No leash walks in the morning
No meows only cold feet
No lovely fluffy cuddles
No grumping at next doors puss
It's painfully obvious
Sherry misses Rolf very much😥
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf has become an Icon
To the students of Warwick University
Who don't feel like they're truly at uni
Until they've met Rolf personally
They say Rolf is lucky for the exams
But Rolf is too modest to agree
He likes to make sure all students are well
And keep the campus happy
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's enjoyed his time on campus today
It looks like he's tramped miles
No doubt everyone who's seen him
Has broken out in smiles
After walking back home
It's given him an appetite
So he's chowing down on a big bowl of food
And in Rolfs world, everything is just right
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's absolutely shattered
After his long day
He's been patrolling all over campus
And now it's time to lay
He's cuddled up on Robbs jumper
All curled up snug and tight
Sleeping like a log
Rolf's out like a light
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is taking a little break
From Twitter over Christmas time
Don't anybody worry
As everything is just fine
He'll be back to tweet on his birthday
And on the Special Days too
So take it easy and Relax Rolf
Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas to you ❤
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@RolfatWarwick
Hip hip hooray!! Rolf is 7 today
He's on his jollies at Calcutt Cattery
Where they've put out banners
All shiny and glittery
Demon bear even looks normal
As Rolf is getting ready to eat
They're about to bring him Pawsecco
And loads of birthday treats
Happy Birthday Rolf ❤🎂
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@RolfatWarwick
Campus has fallen quiet
Everyone has gone away
Our Rolf stays comfy on Robbs chair
He's staying in today
He's got a heated cushion
But prefers his humans lap
He's waiting patiently for Robbs return
When he'll have a lovely nap
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@RolfatWarwick
Rachael alerted Dr Claudia
A night visit to the vets ensued
Rolf had a broken hip and was in shock
But the vet had the cure
A long 4 months in a safety cage
Whilst he healed with love and care
Everyone's glad you're still around Rolf
The world's a better place with you in there
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@RolfatWarwick
@mdb081116
Rolfy got locked in
The student residence last night
He gave his human parents
Quite a bit of fright
They tracked him for an hour
Till Jacqui traced his place
And freed him from enclosure
And Rolfy finally showed his face
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's in Claudia's office
Sat on a Rolf shaped shelf
His tail is swishing down below
He's happy sat there by himself
Claudia won't be far away
As Rolf sits inbetween the books
So he can spy when she gets him treats
Cos a day without treats sucks!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf has his own wardrobe
Of coloured Hi Vis vests
But his multicolored spangly one
Is the one he likes the best
But when he goes marauding
In hedgerows and in woods
For sneaking up on tormenting squirrels
Those sequins are just no good!!
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@RolfatWarwick
@warwickuni
Rolfs human's gone for coffee
And Rolfy has gone too
They've gone to Xananas cafe
To see just what they do
Rolfs eyes they are wide open
My God is it a dream?
No it's a plastic lid
Piled high with Rolfs favourite cream 🐱🍦
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's humans have 5 CAT beds
Stored away in the shed
No amount of crafty cajoling
Could make Rolf use them instead
But when Rolf goes to Dr Claudia's
He loves his cat bed there
Don't try to work out cat logic
Cos quite frankly, cats don't care!!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolfs American human's been away
Seeing friends and family
Rolfy thinks he's abandoned him
And that is plain to see
But when Robb walks back through the door
Rolfy is again smitten
And after the required sulkiness
Robb is finally forgiven
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's laid out on Claudia's bed
He's nearly a metre in length
From the top of his head to the tip of his tail
Before we even talk about strength
Rolf can patrol campus for hours
And climb monster trees with ease
He's as fit as fit can be
But now it's rest time Rolf will seize
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is very eager
To get to campus today
But there's a routine to stick to
For Rolfs safety it's done this way
First is the collar with the GPS
Vest and leash go on now
As soon as Rolf is all kitted out
He's at the door with a loud meow!
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@RolfatWarwick
@5herrycxz
Sherry has come to take care
Of Rolfy while his humans are away
She's staying all over Christmas
And will be with him on Christmas Day
Sherry's brought lots of goodies
And for Rolfy a new carry sack
So if he gets tired after roaming all day
She can pop him in and bring him back!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's human dropped him off at campus
But Rolf's already back home
He's been up to no good
Whilst out on his roam
He's got feathers in his whiskers
And he's licking at his chops
Looks like Rolf's been chasing birdies
And caught one on the hop!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's giving his human the dead eye
He thinks it's time for her removal
From the sofa and watching a film on tv
And he glowers with disapproval
She finally gets the message
And Rolfy gets his walk
I wonder what he would say to her
If only Rolfy could talk!!
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@RolfatWarwick
@warwickmed
Everybody this is Rachael
The heroine by the way
It was she who found Rolf in the road
And rescued him that fateful day
She's now training to be a doctor
The caring didn't stray
From cats and onto humans
We thank her for what she did every day
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf's AH has gone to America
To visit family and friends
He's left Rolf's EH in charge
So that goes to making some amends
Helen has used Robb's jumper
As a comfort blanket on the ironing board
Rolf has set up camp on it
From here he can be Master and Lord
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is back at campus
Straight to Claudia's office he goes
Marching straight in meowing
He's overjoyed because he knows
Claudia is there to greet him
She has missed Rolf too
Cuddles and snacks are on the agenda
Before Rolf goes on another visit or two
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf was not at all impressed
With Dr Claudia's busy day
When she got up from her chair
Rolf protested in his own special way
He claimed the comfy chair cushion
And refused to budge an inch
Dr Claudia should know very well
If you move, the seat's free to pinch
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@RolfatWarwick
After a day of house lockdown
A family walk was the thing to do
Rolf decided Helen's shoulder would be better a view
So right up there he flew
The campus was the destination
Where Rolf was released from above
After checking everything was ok
Rolf trotted home for some love
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf gets up to mischief
when marauding all alone
He looks out for open windows
When the students aren't at home
For through the window he'll sneak
As quiet as a mouse
And the students find Rolf fast asleep
On the bed in their dorm house
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolfy wears his high vis vest It makes him brighter than the rest We love to see him safe each day And we want him to stay that way The daily campus he does tread Before he goes home to his bed
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolfy loves his little treat
He doesn't have it very often
It's only when he's been real good
The humans finally soften
He longs to get his tongue around
The whoosh of squishy cream
His head goes down into the bowl
And Rolfy lives his dream!
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@Uniquepoems4u
@RolfatWarwick
@pantosocwarwick
@claudiarei2312
@warwickuni
@RachaelDyche
@bmsplit
@warwicklibrary
Rolfy's finally made the stage
But he does what he does best
Exactly what he wants to do
And sod the bloody rest!
But Rolf did give it his all
In front of students and for free
He's stolen the show anyway
He's like Rudolf and will go down in history!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolfs lovely sequined jacket
Was a very special creation
Made from a glittery make up bag
Bought specially for the occasion
Now it's worn with lots of pride
At special events and all things fine
It was even worn on Rolfs greatest hour
When he starred in the Christmas Pantomime
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@RolfatWarwick
@5herrycxz
There was no way on this earth
Was Rolfy going to move
Sherry was comfy in bed
But Rolf was in his groove
Sherry had some words with Rolf
But Rolfy was unmoved
In the end she just gave up
And Rolf's lounging was approved!
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@RolfatWarwick
The triffid has taken over
The sink in the bathroom
If it carries on that way
It'll hit the ceiling soon
Rolf isn't really allowed near it
But he's not bothered about that
Rolf knows what's good and bad for him
He's such a sensible Mr Cat
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@RolfatWarwick
When Dr Claudia returned to campus
What she she find behind her door?
A lovely pile of Christmas cards
For Rolf all over the floor
There were cards from everywhere
Even one from Seattle USA
With a Starbucks Cattecino voucher inside
Rolf can't wait to have that one day!
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@RolfatWarwick
Rolf is bored and decides to play
With the bin inside the house
There's a bit of foil inside the bin
That Rolfy is trying to get out
Robb is now quite Anglicised
But he still says aluminum
It makes Rolf chuckle to himself
And together they have loads of fun
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@RolfatWarwick
@warwickuni
Wow! Look at Rolf's new jacket!
Isn't it really snazzy?
Helen made it for tonight specially
He's going to look very jazzy
Rolf's standing proudly over it
Anticipating his coming duty
When he switches on the Campus Christmas Tree lights
He's going to look a proper cutie!
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After waiting for weeks
It's finally arrived
It's the bowl that Helen made
For Rolf's favourite to go inside
Robb places it in front of Rolf
Rolf has a sniff and stare
Robb fills it full of squirty cream
And Rolf's face goes right in there!!
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How can anyway say
That black cats don't photograph well?
Rolf certainly loves the camera
And it loves him back you can tell
While the flowers they are lovely
It's our Rolfy who's the picture
With his shiny black coat and his glowing eyes
Rolf just has to be the main feature
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Rolf is back on campus
Finally free to walk back home
His GPS keeping track of him
Wherever he may roam
His humans only came for him
As he neared the danger road on the way
But Rolf is so especially excited
And he's had a wonderful day
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Rolf was dropped at Campus
But hardly anyways was there
Claudia has already gone back home
And all small animals are in their lair
So Rolfy had no other choice
But to turn round and go back home
I'm sure Robb and Helen are waiting there
For Rolf to sit back on his throne
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Rolf's at Calcutt Cattery
His humans are going away
An extra large suite with a view of the aviary
Some entertainment for him through the day
Angela promises "no bears this time!"
But what is that blue thing there?
Is that an interloper we can see?
In the corner with a stare!
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It's round 2 on the Mr Cat v human challenge
To see who is first home
Yesterday Rolf won by 5 minutes
Before Helen trailed in alone
Today she tried to beat him
But Rolf had the victory dance
Helen should really know better
That with Rolf she doesn't stand a chance
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Most of us are at home now
And Rolfs English human is no exception
But like many she can work from home
But can't quite give it her whole attention
For lurking in the background
Or sat there on her knee
Is the plaintive call of a lesser spotted Rolf
Which you can hear clearly!
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Rolfys got his dad back home
He's happy as can be
His cries of joy are happy ones
As he reunites with family
His dad came to collect him
From campus roaming time
So he could dish out cuddles and rubs
Now Rolfy feels just fine
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Rolf is still in rehab
So no campus for a few days
Until his back is fully recovered
And he can return to marauding ways
Instead it's leash walks in the garden
With a sniff at this and that
Then eating Robb and Helen out of house and home
That's our little Rolf, Mr Cat
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Rolfy isn't happy
He's a proper grumpy cat
He wants to be out exploring
It's a simple as that
His human took him a leash walk
With autumn leaves all over the ground
With Rolf in his matching Hi Vis
Having a good stroll around
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Rolfy has his own cat language
That not everyone understands
He's been initiating Claudia
So she can honour his demands
When to put out his desk bed
Or feed him a treat or three
Or open up the window
So Rolf can run home for tea!
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Rolfys been to campus
It was dry when he set out
But he got caught up in the rain
Of that there is no doubt
He's gone to Claudia's office
So he can get towel dried
Rolf was sure it wasnt going to rain today
It seems the weatherman lied
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