"Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is." #quotes #JordanPeterson

Supposedly everyone's broke but the stores are packed

I never found this bra.

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I love having NO neighbors because it means I can belt out Celine dion at almost 11pm on a Tuesday night and THERE IS NO ONE TO FUSS

I'm on my second Defcon 3 movie of the day

AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!

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watching the news be like: oh cool, they’re doing that episode from season 3 of the west wing again but this time with ACTUAL WARHEADS

Jeebus replacing smoke alarms is exhausting when your ceilings are tall and you're trying not to die

I think i injured my lower back sleeping. So that's super cool. Every god damn injury i get lately is from sleeping

I am completely indifferent to the ACL line-up

you know the coverage the athletic does for the NFL draft? that's the level of journalism i need for this conclave. i want STATS, i want GRAPHS, i want data driven cardinal profiles. i want one of those spanish football commentors live steaming the smoke signals. let's GO

I'm on China manufacturing tiktok and it's FANTASTIC

HOUSTON IS GOING TO ITS FIRST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME SINCE 1984! #FinalFour #ForTheCity

no YOU’RE getting your ducks in a row. i’m putting my ducks wherever. i am throwing my ducks all over the room to be honest

Having to remodel a bathroom is really not enjoyable. It brings me no joy whatsoever. People enjoy this?? And I'm not even doing the work. I just have to decide on things.

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Bill and Ted told us to be excellent to each other and you guys didn’t listen

Ok but seriously who put the bad juju on the rockets. They can't make a basket to save their lives

If you're not in head to toe Chanel at a rockets game I mean what are you doing in your life