RT @blaiseforet: Stuart Greaves has resigned. Now — investigate #IHOPKC fully. Something is awry. Get a true INDEPENDENT 3rd party. Yo….

America is weird because instead of ethical pricing for insulin we went with decriminalizing illegal importation. “We won’t stop medical extortion for life saving drugs, but free pass if you want to smuggle some in when the border is open!”.

Ope, back to this

Hey @AppStore, you guys down? Was getting “services not available right now,” but now I’m getting an endless spinning wheel under the app I’m downloading.

*POV: Elon downloads Canva at 3am*. ATTN: Design Team. I edited the logo and it looks absolutely sick. Please update immediately. You’re fired,.Elon

RT @marielamba: Ooo! Great review for a terrific new middle grade. It's a really fun read - check it out!.

We need a squad of #kidlit vigilantes who scour Amazon for AI generated work. They’d leave bad reviews and a six fingered mark. We’d call them the ONE STARS. They would be heroes.

It’s that daaaay!! New music out form GOOD LEMONS. #NewMusicFriday .

Shameless self promotion moment: My band is releasing a new single March 10. IF YOU LOVE ME, click the link to presave it on Spotify (or whatever you use). If you hate me or are just indifferent, pretend I’m somebody else and THEN presave it. 😂.

"Mall pretzel or Cinnabon" is probably the biggest decision of the tween years — no matter what you decide it ends in regret. There's a life lesson in there, probably.

Choosing which important cultural rites of passage I want to pass along to my kids, and the biggest contender might be smelling Cinnabon & Auntie Anne's at the mall but only having the money to buy ONE.

I’m gonna need Mayo Clinic to tone down the attitude this morning.

😂😂.

nothing like devouring a book. 😂.

My kid just told me he’s going to keep a log of every time I burn myself and publish it as a book. It’ll be called “DINNER BURNS.”. FEED YOURSELF KID. FEED YOURSELF.

One thing that really illustrates how unreasonable @RefeUp can be is that he’s reading his book aloud in preparation for a school visit and won’t do an English accent for me. Can you believe it? And this is just one example.

Take a moment to share—this is the sister of a friend of mine.

RT @Eye_Kyu: Ohhhh look at those LOW RATES.

Twitter is looking a little desperate.

Billionaires are slipping this week.