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Joined March 2014
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As an aside, one cultural feature I would like to delete from Nigerian society is men paying their female friends for sex. Stop. Paying. For. Sex. If you're going to pay, find an actual sex worker, do your transaction, have your experience, and keep it pushing. Don't let that
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Permit me to take this a bit far. Many Nigerians are full of anyhowness. It is in how someone builds a house and stops halfway, no plaster, no paint, no finishing touch, yet proudly moves in. Little efforts matter, but we ignore them. It is in how your generator starter rope
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Why is it that your God cannot thrive in a place of happiness and peace? Why is it that there has to be bad circumstances to make your god prove his power? This is why I keep saying Christians don’t want a better Nigeria, because their god will be useless.
Many of you doing “I’m an atheist” or ridiculing this #HallelujahChallenge happenings are doing it from a place of privilege. E sweet to trash talk the things of the spirit when you have 4 Bitcoin in your wallet. I want to see you go hard when you taste wretchedness. I want to
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1. Eat avocado, eggs, and oats, do it to gain healthy weight. 2. Avoid eating late at night, do it to reduce belly fat. 3. When you wake up at night, sit for 3 minutes before peeing, do it to avoid sudden death. 4. Drink a glass of warm water with lemon every morning, do it to
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Not that this will accomplish anything, since you people hit the "off" switch inside your brains once your religion is mentioned, but for the benefit of the roughly 9 teachable people left in Nigerja, here is what is REALLY happening around you: 1. China is winning the economic
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URGENT SOS 🚨 CALL FOR HELP There’s a terrorist attack going on in Oke Ode, Kwara state. The baale (king) of a town has been murdered, many local vigilantes have been slaughtered, many residents have been killed and kidnapped as I type this. Nigerian soldiers have been
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They keep raising the bar😭
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This is the damage that building close to the sea, using poor materials and absent/terrible planning by the government has caused to many houses in Lekki. I don’t even know who to blame for this: The people or the government? This is a terrible eyesore. https://t.co/FyT75s8NGL
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@OurFavOnlineDoc If you’re a Nigerian here reading this post and you have N30m or the opportunity to japa RUN!!!! Do not let anyone who failed abroad to deceive you that staying in Nigeria is an option. I left Nigeria when egg was sold for less than N50. I couldn’t get a job because most
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So if she says she doesn't want to play games, you'd rather rape her than leave? Barbarian!
@sussan_um @obi_nwajiugo Neither you & she will tell me what to do
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Like I said, go and kidnap her and rape her cos she said no, since yall are pained that a woman said she doesn't want to play, if you think she can't say no, then force her okay! Barbarians!
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Bathroom Fragrances 2000 each Location Lugbe Abuja
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It’s always the man. Women only have X chromosomes (XX) while us men have X and Y (XY). If his sperm carries X → girl. If his sperm carries Y → boy. Fun fact, Y-chromosome sperm swim faster but die quicker. X-chromosome sperm are slower but can survive for days. So, if you
I’m not a medical student but need to know please. Who is responsible for the gender of the child? The man or the woman?
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I think it is just due that I spin a 🧵for ambitious/career/beautiful women currently making their bread. Take this from a brother. There's a strain of men who deploy a particularly psychological tool, you should discern against. They won't like this tweet but I'll explain.
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