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@sussan_um
chimm
4 months
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@R_KALUTE
✨TALENI✨
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The PROJECT!😭
@R_KALUTE
✨TALENI✨
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Ministry of Health strongly rejected my project!😭
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@DavidHundeyin
David Hundeyin
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As an aside, one cultural feature I would like to delete from Nigerian society is men paying their female friends for sex. Stop. Paying. For. Sex. If you're going to pay, find an actual sex worker, do your transaction, have your experience, and keep it pushing. Don't let that
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@moemudi01
Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸
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Wike material for sale at affordable 5 yards / 🏷️50k
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@realaspirin
13.14 Shoot Your Gun 🫧
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Permit me to take this a bit far. Many Nigerians are full of anyhowness. It is in how someone builds a house and stops halfway, no plaster, no paint, no finishing touch, yet proudly moves in. Little efforts matter, but we ignore them. It is in how your generator starter rope
@zrosey_
Amaka👩‍🍳
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I’m tired of this question really. I won’t be answering it again. Buy and see for yourself
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@olutoni444
Toni
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Why is it that your God cannot thrive in a place of happiness and peace? Why is it that there has to be bad circumstances to make your god prove his power? This is why I keep saying Christians don’t want a better Nigeria, because their god will be useless.
@__Faves
Faves 🌚🫩
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Many of you doing “I’m an atheist” or ridiculing this #HallelujahChallenge happenings are doing it from a place of privilege. E sweet to trash talk the things of the spirit when you have 4 Bitcoin in your wallet. I want to see you go hard when you taste wretchedness. I want to
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@Prince_Fynnz
Prince Fynn
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1. Eat avocado, eggs, and oats, do it to gain healthy weight. 2. Avoid eating late at night, do it to reduce belly fat. 3. When you wake up at night, sit for 3 minutes before peeing, do it to avoid sudden death. 4. Drink a glass of warm water with lemon every morning, do it to
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@DavidHundeyin
David Hundeyin
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Not that this will accomplish anything, since you people hit the "off" switch inside your brains once your religion is mentioned, but for the benefit of the roughly 9 teachable people left in Nigerja, here is what is REALLY happening around you: 1. China is winning the economic
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@the_artmosfair
Billionaire in Transit
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What’s @meshkiey doing here?🤣🤣🙏🏽 W/: @chigozie.peters 🎥: @moses_asomba
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@OurFavOnlineDoc
OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
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URGENT SOS 🚨 CALL FOR HELP There’s a terrorist attack going on in Oke Ode, Kwara state. The baale (king) of a town has been murdered, many local vigilantes have been slaughtered, many residents have been killed and kidnapped as I type this. Nigerian soldiers have been
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@sussan_um
chimm
3 months
They keep raising the bar😭
@WhitneyWangari
Kareeey
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Thankyou to my man🥹🥹🥹🥹 I feel so blessed and lucky omg❤️❤️
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@Gilmoorre
Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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These New age barbers be taking the job tooo serious 🥲💀
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@OurFavOnlineDoc
OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
3 months
This is the damage that building close to the sea, using poor materials and absent/terrible planning by the government has caused to many houses in Lekki. I don’t even know who to blame for this: The people or the government? This is a terrible eyesore. https://t.co/FyT75s8NGL
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@Dieux_oint
Akinwunmi 🇳🇬🇬🇧
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@OurFavOnlineDoc If you’re a Nigerian here reading this post and you have N30m or the opportunity to japa RUN!!!! Do not let anyone who failed abroad to deceive you that staying in Nigeria is an option. I left Nigeria when egg was sold for less than N50. I couldn’t get a job because most
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@the_artmosfair
Billionaire in Transit
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Every American action Thriller be like🤣 W/: @AbundanceHenry
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@Gilmoorre
Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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Always that one family at the mall 🥲😂
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@sussan_um
chimm
3 months
So if she says she doesn't want to play games, you'd rather rape her than leave? Barbarian!
@valor_pictures
Film by Olusegun Valor🎥🎬📽️
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@sussan_um @obi_nwajiugo Neither you & she will tell me what to do
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chimm
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Like I said, go and kidnap her and rape her cos she said no, since yall are pained that a woman said she doesn't want to play, if you think she can't say no, then force her okay! Barbarians!
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@Siyaamarh
Sauma Scents 🎊💃🏻
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Bathroom Fragrances 2000 each Location Lugbe Abuja
@Siyaamarh
Sauma Scents 🎊💃🏻
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Onleeu 8000 Pride Intense 45,000 Location Lugbe Abuja
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@Mrbankstips
MrBanks💰
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It’s always the man. Women only have X chromosomes (XX) while us men have X and Y (XY). If his sperm carries X → girl. If his sperm carries Y → boy. Fun fact, Y-chromosome sperm swim faster but die quicker. X-chromosome sperm are slower but can survive for days. So, if you
@yeankhar
Alhaji
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I’m not a medical student but need to know please. Who is responsible for the gender of the child? The man or the woman?
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@UnkleAyo
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I think it is just due that I spin a 🧵for ambitious/career/beautiful women currently making their bread. Take this from a brother. There's a strain of men who deploy a particularly psychological tool, you should discern against. They won't like this tweet but I'll explain.
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