Medical Doctor. Family Physician. Libertarian. Nigerian by birth. British by economic circumstances. Adherent to the 5Solas. All tweets have viewer discretion.
“Eating Ass” medically called Anilingus can give you all these diseases:
hepatitis A
hepatitis B
hepatitis C
human papillomavirus (HPV)
herpes simplex virus
syphilis
chlamydia
gastroenteritis
gonorrhea
While this issue is trending,
I thought it may be good to remind us all.
First time waking up free.
First time waking up happy.
First time after 3years of horror.
Truly free. Truly happy.
After three years of daily hell.
But as the Good Book said:
“When the Lord turned again the captivity of Zion, we were like them that dream.”
It all still feels
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I understand Chicken Republic shared food to protesters at Lekki tollgate today.
Just so we are clear,
Chicken Republic is now the best eatery in the whole of Africa.
I hope you heard me loud and clear.
If you disagree, find an
#EndSARS
protest near you, go and debate there.
Let me tell you what will happen next.
Sanwo will apologise.
He will take responsibility for the deaths. He will promise to do better.
Social media influencers and his team will launch a campaign of “forgive Sanwo” “His hands were tied” “It was an FG order”.
Go write it down.
Rinu has now officially stepped down from the Lagos Judicial SARS panel.
The reopening of Lekki tollgate was a huge breaking point for her. She says the panel is a perfomative show for the media and that the govt is not actually sincere.
May God bless her for all her sacrifice.
Postinor2 does NOT “infect” the womb.
Postinor2 does NOT “destroy” the womb. Postinor2 does NOT “lead to infertility”
ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE LIES.
Postinor/Postpill only prevents pregnancy. It does NOT “damage womb” IN ANY WAY.
It takes a second to RT this.
Help me pass this on.
A child’s dad can order a DNA test.
All you need is the child’s hair, nails or blood. Job done. And it can be done secretly.
You don’t need to ask a woman before doing a DNA test. You don’t need her permission. At all.
Don’t let anybody guilt trip you.
Pass this on to all men.
Let’s not compare Bobi Wine with Desmond Elliot though. It’s a huge disrespect to Bobi Wine. If we are being very honest.
One wants to rebuild his country,
The other one wants to fill his country with mobile toilets.
One is a patriot, the other is an idiot.
You know who is who.
Sanwo Olu initially said “no casualties”. Today on CNN he admitted there was.
Nigerian Army on Twitter initially said they were not at Lekki that night. Now they admit they were there.
Pls NEVER keep quiet.
There’s NO honour in silence.
It is cowardice and stupidity.
#SoroSoke
If you can see this,
Merry Christmas to you.
May God bless you from this moment and make the new year your best year ever in every way.
May all the tears that this year brought you be wiped and be replaced with joy.
Again, Merry Christmas to you all.
And happy birthday to me.
Please watch BBC Next Week Monday.
The UK Government through the Parliament has fixed November 23 to discuss sanctions against the Buhari administration over the killings of
#EndSARS
protesters, harassment and arrests, as well as the extensive human rights abuses.
PASS THIS ON!
May you never be in a position in your life where someone treats you like trash and you still have to beg them.
May you never need something, or someone, so much that they know it and they use it as an avenue mistreat you and you still say sorry.
May that never be your portion.
Can survive a week without its head.
Can survive 2weeks without water.
Can survive one month without food
Defecates on human food.
Can trigger severe asthma attack.
Spreads bacteria that can cause food poisoning and typhoid.
A cockroach can kill you.
If you don’t kill it first.
An update: Our Petition for UK to ban visas for govt officials and police chiefs over
#EndSARS
killings has now reached 93,000 signatures in 24hours.
A UK parliament official advised me we should use the parliament website. I’ve made the application.
I will update you all soon!
I want to help the people in Lekki by remote consultation on IG Live. I’m willing to give medical advice through the phone. If anyone knows how to reach out to any one there. I’m willing to help.
I tried joining dj switch live. It’s all crowded. This night brings me tears.
Let me explain to you what Seyi Makinde’s presence did at the Protest Ground in Ibadan.
His presence makes it almost impossible for any policeman to shoot. He makes it difficult for anyone to be arrested or brutalised.
His presence alone saved some lives.
We should thank him.
The hausa man is my brother.
The hausa woman is my sister.
The igbo man is my brother.
The igbo woman is my sister.
The yoruba man is my brother.
The yoruba woman is my sister.
We have a common enemy:
It is the people dividing us.
Write this on your page too.
We stand together.
Travis Greene has dreads.
Travis Greene has coloured hair.
Travis Greene is wearing chain.
He’s performing at The Experience now and we all see him beyond all of that.
I hope we extend this love and understanding to Nigerians in our churches and society who dress like this.
This lady had 9 miscarriages before eventually getting a baby she can finally call her own. If she tells everyone to bathe in Bleach and be dressed like astronauts before they touch her baby, it’s her decision.
Her pain.
Her past.
Her baby.
Her house.
Her rules.
End of story.
Reddington Hospital has confirmed on the night of October 20, 2020 they attended to so many patients with gunshot wounds from
#EndSARS
Lekki Toll Gate.
They said the victims were so many it was a “crowd” that overwhelmed both their Lekki and VI hospitals.
Big shame on the govt.
Forces that are beyond our control are now destroying Sanwo Olu family house and TVC media house.
We send our best regards to these unknown forces.
#EndSARS
Samuel L Jackson first hit was at 46.
Vera Wang got into fashion at 40
Sam Walton opened the first WalMart at 44. WalMart is now in 26 countries. Colonel Sanders started KFC at 62.
Forget all these people saying they went to eat shawarma on the moon at 23.
Life na turn by turn.
Guys, our next move right now is to keep up mad massive pressure on
#EndSARS
online.
Yesterday night, Hillary Clinton, Jidenna, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Gabrielle Union, Jack Dorsey all spoke for us.
CNN was showing the massacre.
The world is watching.
Do NOT get tired online!!!
When this dirty administration is over, VP Yemi Osinbajo will write a book trying to distance himself from the evils of this govt.
That book will say his hands are tied and govt is complicated. But the aim is to mislead posterity to think he’s a good man.
Go write this down.
Lekki Toll Gate must NEVER be a spot for the collection of money ever again forever.
Out of respect for the dead,
Lagos State must now close that Toll and a befitting memorial should be placed there as an eternal reminder of the genocide and sacrilege that happened last night.
From what I’ve seen, the prisoners in Benin escaped without any resistance from inside the prisons.
Infact the wardens are just nowhere to be found. This is clearly an inside job.
Before media houses twist the story,
Let it be clear that Benin prisons chose to let this happen.
The good thing to all this is:
NBC cannot fine CNN.
Central Bank cannot freeze CNN accounts. Immigration cannot seize CNN passports. Army cannot label it fake news. Sanwo Olu cannot write to CNN as a “father” and “brother”. Shameless lawmakers cannot regulate CNN on social media.
Don’t be fooled. We have seen the videos of the Benin prison break.
Nobody was going in.
Just prisoners coming out.
No police in sight.
No prison wardens in sight.
Simply prisoners strolling out.
This was a well-planned inside job by the govt to blackmail
#EndSARS
protests.
Respected expert pathologist and formerVC LASU Prof John Obafunwa has presented 99 BODIES of killed
#EndSARS
Protesters in Lagos to the Judicial Panel today.
99 Bodies. Oh dear Lord.
To every one of you who ever doubted the deaths of protesters, may it never be well with you.
Has Twitter paid tax to Nigeria? NO.
Has Twitter built office in Nigeria? NO.
Could Nigeria enforce a total ban? NO.
Did the Nigerian Govt achieve anything reasonable with the Twitter ban? NO.
The 222 days Twitter Ban was a useless, wasteful, futile and totally foolish decision.
Desmond Elliot went into a State House of Assembly to say Nigeria will cease to exist in 5years time except something is done about social media available to young people.
Just so we are clear:
THIS IS HATE SPEECH.
Hate speech targeted at young people.
In 2023: DO NOT FORGET ✊🏿
Seyi Tinubu says they switched off billboards at Lekki Toll Gate yesterday night on Sanwo Olu’s curfew orders. After that, soldiers came to slaughter people.
Just so you know:
When there was Covid19 curfew,
NO billboards was switched off.
But SanwoOlu will say he’s innocent.
GOOD NEWS:
6 (SIX) people with Coronavirus in Lagos have FULLY RECOVERED and will now be discharged. I can now share with you this very important information.
Lagos is the pacesetter.
And they are doing an amazing job.
I’m proud of the Lagos team.
RT this to make someone smile.
By the way,
I posted an online petition earlier today.
It already has over 10,000 signatures.
That means the UK Govt have to respond to me about it. When they do, I will post it here.
If we get 100,000 signatures,
The matter will be discussed in UK Parliament.
#SARSmustend
✊🏿
They went to invade the Oba of Lagos Palace and found huge Covid19 palliatives/food that he refused to share to people.
He’s not hungry.
He’s not poor.
He’s not deprived.
He doesn’t need palliatives.
But he boarded it all the same.
This is just cold blatant wickedness
#EndSARS
At the time that poverty increased in Nigeria, Chicken Republic made decent 500naira food available.
At the Lekki Toll Protests yesterday, they served people free food.
Incase you didn’t hear:
I’m saying it again, Chicken Republic is the best eatery in Africa.
Are we together?
I watched this video over and over again with a lot of sadness.
Not many Nigerians know what to do when a person collapses.
Remember that the collapsed person can be you. Or your friend. Or partner. Or parents. Or even family.
So what do you do when someone collapses?
Thread/
Your father has been with your mother for 27years. No issues. No problems. No tears. But that is not “true love”. They don’t inspire you at all.
But Saweetie and Quavo break up;
Next thing:
“None of us are safe 💔”
“True love does not exist 💔”
Are you people not mad like this?
ATTENTION:
There’s a new mutated coronavirus that is just reported in London UK. It is described “out of control” and “very infectious”.
France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Holland, Belgium, and Bulgaria have all banned flights from UK over this.
RT this for Nigerian Authorities.
Public universities in Norway do not charge students tuition fees, regardless of your country of origin.
This is a way to obtain a free degree at a quality university.
Just incase you want a quality degree with zero tuition fees, pls consider Norway.
Nigerians pls tell others.
Policemen pay their bosses 250,000naira to be posted to SARS unit. It was seen as “wise investment”.
One retired policeman said in one week of raids, they make double/triple that amount.
He laughed and told me:
“If you people don’t end this thing,
It will never end”
#EndSARS
You see Banky and Adesua have a private engagement, you say “God When”
You hear they have a baby and keep it private for 4weeks, you shout “God When”
But once someone DMs you,
You don screenshot to post am...
You dey ask God When,
But God is wondering when you will have sense.
Nigerian Army has now officially denied any involvement in the killings via their twitter handle.
The next move is for Buhari, Sanwo, FG and Lagos to all issue denials, declare the setting up of panels/probes into it, and say they are “shocked”.
Nigeria is a predictable movie.
My dear Online Protesters,
Alausa Protest Grounds will have the Candle Lights from 7pm.
Let’s join them here:
From 7pm, don’t say anything;
Just post candle emoji.
🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
Let’s light up Twitter with candles by 7pm. RT if you are in!
#LekkiMassaccre
was 20/10/2020. The CNN investigation came out to the public 18/11/2020.
They contacted the Nigerian Army and Lagos Govt to give it to them- they were turned down.
In <4weeks, foreign media gave us the truth with evidences- ahead of the govt.
What a disgrace.
“The labour of our heroes past...”
Who is the hero?
Gowon? Obasanjo? Abacha? Babangida? Buhari? Who exactly?
See ehn. Let’s not deceive ourselves.
There was no labour. There are no heroes. None at all.
Just a cycle of hoodlums who have been looting us dry since 1960 till now.
If you are not at Lekki Toll Gate this morning, the least you can do from the comfort of your house is to speak and tweet against the arrest, oppression and brutalisation of those there.
We may not all agree on protest
But those who do must be protected.
This is total insanity.
Ghana has 31million people.
8million social media users.
Nigeria has 200million people.
33million social media users.
*Guess where Twitter chose as headquarters of African Operations?Ghana!
We ban crypto.
Kill small business.
Oppress young people.
This is why nobody rates us.
If you are doing NYSC now,
Or about to do NYSC soon,
Be very cautious with your optimism about life after NYSC.
If you are not from a super-rich home,
If your parents are not political elites/allies,
There’s NO 300k job “waiting” for everybody o.
Post NYSC Depression is real.
A govt official in UK Parliament just stated today in their session that they all know that Yakubu Gowon stole half the central bank of Nigeria and took it to London.
These are the clowns we were taught in schools to see as “heroes”.
Thieves. Rogues.
The actual real hoodlums.
Access Bank donated 1 billion to FG.
In the name of fighting Covid19.
Then this month, they cut salaries of employees. In the name of hard times.
Donate money to people that didn’t ask.
Starve people who work for you.
What is the colour of this kind of insensitive wickedness?
A young man called Jimoh Isiaq of Ogiri Compound, Ita Alasa, Ogbomosho in Oyo State was shot dead by nigerian policemen for protesting
#EndSARS
today.
May he rest in peace.
May they know no peace.
Not today, not tomorrow, not forever.
We will
#EndSARS
out of respect to him ✊🏿
I’ve been hearing some news that people went to loot a warehouse containing palliatives.
This is just to reassure the govt that the news is fake and those photos/videos are photoshopped.
No Nigerian went into any warehouse.
Rats working with unknown forces did this. Thank you.
Police is arresting people at Lekki Toll Gate. Police is throwing people into Black Maria at Lekki Toll Gate. Police is harassing people right now for committing no crime.
Please lend your voice.
Please speak up for them.
Please demand for their release.
Tell everyone
#EndSARS
I have just received reports that the Oba of Lagos Palace is currently being burnt down after unknown forces invaded the place.
This is shocking and hard to explain. I will now set up a panel to probe these events.
In the meantime, I appeal to the Oba to give peace a chance.
If you saw the Dangote buttocks pics,
pls do not post/share it.
That picture is revenge porn.
It was taken/posted without his consent.
Revenge porn is a crime.
If Dangote was a woman, twitter will have burnt down. Let’s not strip him of dignity because he’s a man.
Tell others.
Ethiopian Airlines is a world class airline with a sterling safety record until an American company based in Chicago, Boeing, sold them a dangerous aeroplane that killed 157 people which subsequently affected their reputation.
Now THAT should be your headline.
Don’t twist it.
Laycon’s dad is a policeman who died in a painful way but Laycon never exploited this fact. When asked about his mum, he chose to say nothing just to protect her.
If Laycon ever cried on TV,
Or tried to use sympathy like they say,
His fanbase will be 30x bigger.
This is a fact.
Second wave of
#EndSARS
protests have started in Lagos and Ibadan today. Young people across Nigeria are not willing to back down on the fight against police brutality and bad governance.
The governments of China, Iran and North Korea have all banned Twitter to prevent their people from having a platform to speak up.
Adamu suing “Jack” in an Abuja High Court may be part of the plan for Nigeria Govt to ban Twitter.
Don’t be surprised if it happens.
Write it down.
If you need to murder someone to “defend” your god, then your god is powerless and useless.
And if reading this tweet upset you, you are brainless. You are exactly the chosen intended audience for the tweet.
The earlier we speak against this barbarism, the better for all of us.
27/10/20
Desmond Elliot went to State House of Assembly to instigate lawmakers against social media users, against celebrity and against influencers.
After that, he came out to deny it.
He lied on camera and they got the video evidence deleted from the website.
NEVER FORGET IT.
My dear PH people:
Please save this phone number;
Unye Robert - 07039519482.
He is a lawyer that has volunteered to get any arrested persons released today.
Pls RT so that PH Twitter can see it.
Pass this message on as manchi dem dey fall out onto Pleasure Park.
#SarsMustGo
✊🏿
Former MD World Bank 2007,
First female Finance Minister Nigeria 2003, Euromoney Global Finance Minister 2005,
2021, the world’s first female and first African DG of World Trade Organization.
If not that we are an insane country,
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is a material for President.
Lagos Govt said they have CCTV footage from the Lekki Massacre night.
Jide SanwoOlu stated this on national tv. He said the footage will be made available.
It is now 10 DAYS AFTER the massacre.
They hope you forget.
Pls join me to ask
@jidesanwoolu
WHERE IS THE CCTV FOOTAGE?
Every joke you read right now on the nigerian timeline comes from a place of pain. A place of loss. A place of anger.
But one day very soon,
We will all smile from a place of joy and of hope. It may be our lifetime. It may be now, or later.
But one day, we will be truly free.
Today is my birthday.
Today is also Christmas.
I’m very grateful to God for his kindness. And I’m very grateful to you my friends for always being there.
We have built a community here and everyone of you is like family and you mean the world to me.
Merry Christmas 🎅 to you.
As you brush your teeth today:
Remember NOT to rinse your mouth after. Just spit out the excess toothpaste- but do NOT rinse your mouth.
It gives the fluoride time to work on your teeth.
Do it for just three months and see your teeth become whiter, stronger and a lot better.