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music lover and doer|| travel world|| story teller|| Script writer|| DIRECTOR|| Edittor. #hypolove . #mufc $- @surelyagain
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@habeeb_blvck
1pm under the sun after checking the 106th shop for a green Palazzo that nobody has...
Toke: Seun are you ok?
Seun :
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@Oludeewon
@SummerOkibe
Gubernatorial election Na me and you, somebody must throw me axe for head.
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@ZintleDiko
I see all the hates yeah, but to be honest what makes south Africans guys think they can impress Nigerian girls when they can't even keep their own female😅😅
Do head like yam reminant dey find premium girls 😅
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@OnitshaJoe
@iamabayorr
You'll always find that one stupid tweet 😏 footage showed she was going to pay but your brain skipped that. And even if she was gonna shoplift a bottle of orange juice, she should get a head shot for that 😏
Birdbrained!
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@helennbrownn
If you see yansh you go know, you no need dey bend or stand like italics... Real yansh dey always stand out!
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@chieffybi
@deleBadboy_
First it's wrong to insinuate that Mr Macaroni's content is mid sha... Second I think twyse don't mingle like that. Watch he hardly collab with anyone out there but trust me he's like the most creative, he's top top up.
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I even had “obidient” on my profile at some point but Omo they made the hate I had for tinubu vanish and now I’ll proudly defend the president of Nigeria with my full bigoted chest. 😌
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@greatmvn
I left it on cause I want people that I'm ignoring know that I'm ignoring them. I'm not a coward. Nobody bought my phone for me🥱
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@chichikujore
@OgbeniDipo
Make una sha keep same energy abeg, if I hear "I'm shaking right now" from any one Na Ogun I go send!
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@kingKwabenaGH
@YomYom_
That Weyre is not even in the rain with them oo. Na some men dey cause all these nonsense sha😏
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@AngeloAnolin
@abhishek_tri
You can actually be banished into exile though, on the count of treason.
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@_LADEmie
An average girl has seen a lot!
A LOT!
I was just thinking about it last night, as a guy you'll see a girl of your age and think you should have same experience of life, but trust me they've seen quite a lot more than you regardless!
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@Ibiyinka_
@directordiji
Excuse me rich kid, how rich are you plix I want to check something.
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@ChigbusonJ
@BWLawal
He just said "in the mighty name of God", and you want another name ? How una dey think sef dey reduce IQ.
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@TimiebiHarrison
@SmirkingSaylor
How we want ask how when we don't even know what he's talking about 🤷♂️
Na people wey know like you suppose tell us say he dey cap. No be everybody study food science abi chemistry for school Na 🤦♂️
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@dammiedammie35
Na God save me for ojota on Wednesday. Naso dem for Dey carry king like me enter Black Maria 😭😂
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For How long have you ever used an earphone ?
Me: I used one for 7months
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@AbrahamOkah2
I believe the best way to positively affect a career growth is by upgrading myskils and this will directly be impactful to d growth of my country. The only place I could get the quality education I seek is your country and I'll appreciate if you'll allow me do that. 🤗
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@baddest_cash
Lmao Na how you dey get actual description when no be you go do the ritual dey buzz me. He say "after a big tree, with full generator working 24hrs" even the person Wey go there no stay 24hrs to confirm. 😅😅
Just start dey write script for Nollywood, dem need you 😅
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@abdulkabirsingh
@Irunnia_
Bro he left with everything!
He left with the biggest asset which is the brand "Wizkid". Banky was nice actually, if Na another label they'll ask him to change the name cause they own that brand.
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@_AsiwajuLerry
@Oli_Ekun
@thablackboii
@BeverlyNaya
An apartment in Beverly Hills will bring Beverly to her knees 🌝
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When older people are discussing a trending topic on the internet and the explanation is so off the point but you can’t even say anything because they already tagged you ITK (I too know) 😒
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@baddest_cash
Are you justifying police brutality because there are criminals in the country ?
This is not a very intelligent take I’m sorry.
Police don't even have the right to brutalize an unharmed criminal even armed criminals are not brutalized in saner climes except it's the last resort.
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@Hozoneblunts_
I sha like this energy, let's keep it when it's the other way round oo... Cause all the girls are overly happy about this, but they'll be mute when the table turns.
Something wey you suppose warn am not to ever try again but then you made him lose his job over a loose comment 🤝
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@ApparelDistrict
@chrstnwhtly
@richbadnets
I thought they both shared same last name and that'll even raise more eyebrows😅
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@Rayrozay_
@aproko_doctor
Publicity or not, are we now slaves and have no will of our own ?
What the actual fuck? 😭😭
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When your crush finally call you MUMU on WhatsApp... only legends will understand 😂
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I almost said “true” to that reply, but hell people are mad 😩😂
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I don’t know why the Nigerian in me wishes the door to just open 🌚
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“I don’t like short guys- I want my man tall black and sexy- I don’t do small boys- don’t come to my dm if you don’t have money/car- you’re not my type”
...yen yen yen
Them :
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My mood for the rest of this week after I used baba
@segalink
’s picture as my screensaver! 😂😂 “hin beru arami”... 😹
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@Oluomoofderby
Next they'll pause an ongoing match for jumat prayers Na that time una go see the real shege 😅😅
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These are the sort of things your fathers did that made the Hausas turned them to suyas. You lot don’t learn from history. You’ll go to people’s land and act like this and expect them to laugh and shrug it off. Continue, you’re heading to the right place.
💥 “If you give Igbos 10 years in Lagos, we will chase the Yorubas to chad 🇹🇩, the rest will become beggars in their own land.”
💥“It show that Yorubas are useless, the truth is that most of these Yorubas are like slaves! Most of them don’t know their mothers, Because of the
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@Adetokey
Bruh how can you be this smart and well detailed and you're not in that space where. Decisions can be made! Very articulate, showed us the problem and gave a well detailed solution. I want to be like this God 👌
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@Theoyindodo
Knowing how much I was begging last month for this vendor to gree 2.7m for this camera… I could have had a heart attack 😭😭😂😂
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@Mwangala_
@chemicalbrodar
Those last words is why a man shouldn't ever fight over a woman in this life 😂😂
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Aswear 2face is suppose to be remaking African Queen every 5years... that song is the song for a continent!
I listened again and it was like an old wine, always better with time ❤️
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@OmaIichaAda
@aproko_doctor
This is either lack of comprehension or you just naturally don't have the ability to assimilate things 🤔 either ways I feel you should go back to the basics 🤷♂️
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@Ayo_bami007
@prosperlingua
Copywriting too long, just put a proof of the languages she can speak in a video link and do a good CV she go sell kpa!
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My reaction whenever I’m chatting with my crush and my girlfriend keep trying to call me on WhatsApp, be like “bitch I’m busy!” 😂😂
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Tribe: Yoruba
Age: 21
Kids: father of plenty
Weight: is that really necessary? 🤧
Height: almost 6ft
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Imagine lizard living the life I can’t afford 🤧😢😢
Na broom I go use take reason them
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Mommy say I should tell you to change it to Cartoon Network -
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@StillMiah
@Tukooldegreat
@ChubbyTola
More than average of the time their intuitions are right though.
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@Lammy_SZNN
@desmond_ibude
@meerah_17off
Find your way! Find your!.. find your way back to hell fire!
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But wait oo, how do a fish feed comfortably inside water without drinking too much water or getting water filled. How do they do it ?
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@gozielawrence
@Forever_created
@__kamso
@IamOhmai
Guyyyyy! The original tweet that caused this wahala na say ejikem no fit date broke girls 😂. Here’s his fan confirming he pays Aunty Ada’s rent 😂😂. This life 😂😂
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Almost every lady’s spec these days is “tall dark and handsome”... so what will now happen to us fair and ugly boys ?
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@Nsukka_okpa
@DavidHundeyin
If say no be another thing wey dey do you, sheybi you suppose tell her to come collect am for mainland so she go come alone and you go fit follow her talk without the yeye bf putting mouth 😅
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In this life I've realised something, most especially on this platform called twitter, I've noticed that no matter how blown or big your tweet is if
@toolzbabe
never comment on am you're just tweeting in the rubbish 😂😂😂😂
I'm tayad of seeing this pose with "lol" comment
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@GarfieldRwanda
@Lxxxxxnn
Music fit choose you sometime make e still bench you for some games u know
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@_Erinfolami
@Letter_to_Jack
Wetin be this wey you dey type?
Baba gave his opinion on a public issue you say he be old man you dey disappointed, Na person Wey appoint you in the first place I blame 🤦🏼♂️
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How broke girls shoot their shots!
I’m in my house come and beat me 😂
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@TALLASHIP
@plastiQQ
Does this comment makes any sense to you?
It's enough that we have the problem of scarcity already, so we should compound it by making things harder than it already is ?
You want things to be better with this kind of degraded mentality? iain
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@Kings2Oge
Even your landlord go gintar the son head after reading this list. When no be you kill am😅
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Lmao Martin Lawrence is just mad sha, this scene cracked me up real bad 😂...
Well, I feel it’s same thing as fucking a toxic Feminist without a condom. Expect your disaster in style 😂
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Talk about that moment you felt God came through for you the most and you can’t even explain why or how God has been that consistent or why he even considered you worthy to come through for!
Me: would have died several occasions, but for some reasons I keep escaping death!
🙏🙏
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I don cook egusi soup and catfish with all sort of assorted meat and bokotó
So bring your pride and use it as swallow 😂
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@_peesee
Bike men in my area dey always fight to carry me sake on say I go everly pay above the normal... Some of them think say I dey use am do chairman level but in the real sense I just think they under-earn and I just do the little I can to put a smile on their faces!
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@CFCPaul__
@baddest_cash
🤦♂️ English shouldn't be so hard to comprehend.
Why do you brutalize a suspect?
Go back and read what I tweeted and read slowly to understand better, then you'll realise there's really no point to reply what you don't understand in the first place.🤗
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@Sgodorizer
@ZintleDiko
Lmao. Imagine the sentiments that run through your deformed head 😅 accept it, your women don't rate you... You can't even afford them both sexually, physically and financially😅
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