Bayo Otedola
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If it is meant to be it will be 🌻 || Architect || Crypto || Ballpen Artist 👨🎨 || MUFC 🔴 || 📩 Misteradebayo5 @gmail .com
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Condoms are free at campus but printing isn’t free. Is sex more important than assignments?
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Google knows everything until you have an assignment.
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Some people take sleep so serious, they even buy pajamas 😂😂😂😂
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I don’t deserve to be this broke, I’m a good person 😭😭
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Teach your daughter that she can have anything with or without a man.
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Some Twitter users don’t tweet, they just retweet and have fun.
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Every class has this guy who risks his future just to make us laugh.
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When money is no longer a problem, may our health not fail us 🙏🏾
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After getting to 40 years please stop giving birth. I am tired of fetching my 4year old uncle from daycare.
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Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them. Do your kids call our parents?
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I remember when you people hyped Kupe boys now it’s our time
Baddie Kelly for president ✊🏾
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I just want to thank God for life Mehn 🙏🏾
This could have been worse for me and my family but God came through 🙏🏾
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I am now 24years old and incase i d!e this is my will:
1. My phone goes to my sister
2. My clothes to my lil bro
3. My girlfriend to her husband.
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Night in Lagos state, Nigeria. 😍😍😍
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Me as lawyer: “Let them hang you, God will deal with them”
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Financially I’m at a place where i understand why people rob banks.
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“Naira Marley and his boys are after my life” - Mohbad.
Let’s not forget 🧏🏾♂️
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No condoms, no postinor 2. 700 wives, 300 concubines yet just 3 children. King Solomon i salute you 🙌🏾
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Let’s normalize dropping locations when we insult each other.
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This is the most beautiful woman in the world and i can’t get her out of my head 🥺
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Person talk say Davido suppose buy Shatta Wale as toy for Ifeanyi 😭😭😭
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If she’s lacking in something and you really care about her, teach her.
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If your mum goes with you to the market and she bumps into her long time friend, just find a bench and sleep.
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“Me walks into an exam hall”
My brain: “make it quick, I’ll be outside”
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She didn’t just cheat on me, they got married, slept together and gave their son my name 😭😭
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Ignore your woman for 3 days and you’ll find her in an eight month relationship.
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Dating a girl with a kid is not easy sometimes, just a little argument she uploads her kid and captions “my only happiness” 🤦🏽♂️
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Male Children respect their parents more than Female children.
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As a United Generator Republic, we generated tears for them tonight
🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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Make Burna boy just gimmie 10m and pay my flight to Ghana, i go beat Shatta Wale for am beat bandle as new year bonus.
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I once got lost in a mall, i had to light a cigarette so that the security can kick me out 😭
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Some people are just online, refreshing their timelines. texting nobody and nobody is texting them. 😂
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Me as a Lawyer: “your case is very difficult to win. When i walk outside, just follow me and run away.
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If no be fake life wetin Ghana and Angola dey find for AFCON? 😂😂😂😂😂
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*Me at my friend’s home*
Friend: “Feel free here, feel at home”
Me: “Tell your father to bring me water”
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If he no longer cleans his room when you’re coming, just know that you have been promoted to a main chick.
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But what were bedbugs doing before beds were invented?
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Lady interviewer: “How much is the chains you putting on?”
Burna Boy: *pretends not to hear her question and diverts to Thiery Henry*
If na Old cat , he go don talk say “em this right here is from ice box and i flew to America in a private jet for this, I got it for …..”
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Society has made the male child almost worthless without money.
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Shank is crying on a call because Davido said the location they were heading to is dangerous 💔
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A girl in Ekiti wants to break Hilda Baci’s record but you people are clowning her because she doesn’t have yansh and breast.
She deserves equal support as Hilda!
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Before WhatsApp had statuses, we used to put people on our Profile Pictures on their birthdays.
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My mom introduced her friends daughter to me that we can be friends. Someone that is already my Ex 😂😂
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This generation of 30 years old still look like they're 18-25 years old.
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Every school used to have this girl who used to faint for no reason.
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Tinubu’s 2nd week in office
CBN Governor - suspended
EFCC Chairman - suspended
Students Loan Act- signed
Electricity Act - signed
Data Protection Act - signed
Constitution amendment - signed
Chief of Staff - appointed
Fuel Subsidy - Removed
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Kpomo is the reason Nigeria is not competing in the leather industry. We are eating our Gucci bags.
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Ever since women realized they also have to cum, life has been very difficult.
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They didn’t stop uploading their WhatsApp status, they deleted your number.
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They look normal until you date them, then you will realize why you found them single.
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Once you are successful, no one plays with your missed call.
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I watched Jagun Jagun yesterday night just before bed and i just want to say that God will punish all of you that have been hyping it on this app 🙏🏾
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Me looking at my girlfriend and my child for the last time before i run away😩🥺
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An artist that is using dance challenge to promote his album is shading burna boy 😂😂
When someone is bigger than you, accept it and move on.
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Lecturer passed his iPhone 11 round the class for students to look at a Diagram… an itel P13 was passed back to him 😂😂💔
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Lagos will give you a job but traffic will collect it from you.
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Police and DSS should come and arrest him for what exactly? 😂😂😂😂😂
For a tweet that’s directed at a prophet? Meanwhile if na Jesus now all of Una go dey laugh like hyena wey no get direction.
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Three bedroom flat for a guy that isn't married doesn't really make sense.
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What if Guiness World Record awards Chef Dammy and not Hilda Baci?
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Go to the kitchen, tell your mother you want a brother to play with
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You buy necklace for your babe, another guy cut am during doggy.
This life en.
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May your Job Application be approved so that you can change the situation at home 🙏🏾
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NO Cheating. Post your last saved picture without context.
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Lecturer: “ I added 40 marks to every student “.
Me and my friend with 42 marks
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Me in a class discussion wondering how and where my fellow students got such knowledge from.
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Cheers 🥂 to us who finished school without dating our classmates.
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Canadian embassy: so tell me why you want to leave Nigeria
Me: Una no dey hear news?
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Toyosi dey use rape chase clout
Mercy Aigbe marriage no fit last
Davido buy 2.5bn land for Banana Island
Elon Musk wan buy Twitter for $41.39bn
Both genders doing what they are great at 💪🏾
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When you have money, you’ll understand that the weekend is not to wash clothes.
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It’s crazy how Justin Bieber grew up in front of us and he’s now even older than us.
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Forever and ever
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Treat your woman like a queen, don’t listen to all these online BS
Women are special.
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If you dey Japa, even if you’ll not talk, please drop your power banks. Light dey where you dey go. Be nice 🙏🏾
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Stop telling us to work hard, connect us to people who helped you.
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Work hard until you see yourself on your cousin’s status. Family don’t post broke people.
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Drop your natural picture, real age see who likes you 👇🏾👇🏾
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Soldier returns from a 3 year mission and finally meets his 2 months old baby 🥺🥹😂
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