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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
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i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
The feminine urge to achieve everything in your life before 25
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@surajdukhii
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22 days
i be advocating for open communication and emotional honesty but this is how i act when i have to tell someone how they made me feel
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@surajdukhii
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26 days
hate to admit this but doing things alone makes you strong and independent but every once in a while you find yourself craving affection and support. Like i need someone to hold my hand when i can’t figure shit out at work or to go to the store with me
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@surajdukhii
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you should be allowed one murder between the age of 22 and 30 because the constant pestering about career and marriage really gets on your fucking nerves
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@surajdukhii
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2 months
they should add a year in your 20s that is not added to your age, u dont exist anywhere in that year, it doesnt go on your cv. you just do what you gotta do to figure yourself out, plan things, work on being mentally at peace. you do stupid things to get them out of your system
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@surajdukhii
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10 months
my dad just ended me…
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@surajdukhii
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6 months
who remembers watching this movie as a kid 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i loved it SO MUCH
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@surajdukhii
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2 years
oh this you btw?
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@surajdukhii
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20 days
everyday i tell myself that we can exist without love but then something so wholesome appears on my tl, i suddenly start to believe that love is the only thing that sustains us 🥺
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Baby whose eyes fill with tears when she feels love. 😂
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@surajdukhii
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5 years
Me making jokes out of my emotional trauma to feel less out of place
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@surajdukhii
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2 months
godddd everytime i see a post like this, i say a silent prayer to god for all the women to have a house that feels like home to them. their home. mera ghar...just saying mera ghar can mean so much
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2 months
It’s slowly coming together. Mera Ghar. Alhamdulillah.
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@surajdukhii
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5 years
How did we playyy like this
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
I MADE ONE
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
1 year
if rishta culture didnt exist, most pakistani men would never get married, that is how shitty they are
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
@zsadouzai_ every year after 20 feels like an ultimatum
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@surajdukhii
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2 months
born to baap ko mat sikha forced to aaah ok ok that makes sense
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
3 years
GUYS ik its a toxic way of thinking and we need to break this stupid cycle of believing that our achievements lose meaning when we get older because they dont. You have got a whole life ahead of u to achieve all you want <3
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
1 year
oh someone insulted my wife and me being the alpha male will insult his mom instead because we cant fight without cursing our mothers and sisters and wives 🥰🥰🥰
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1 year
??????
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@surajdukhii
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10 months
girls want only one thing and its fucking disgusting (a scholarship abroad in a country with walkable cities and a cute little apartment where they can host their friends)
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
When you’re bi but are still single
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@surajdukhii
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26 days
i have friends and family but i am starting to feel this gap in my life. I need someone to go home to. And i need them to ask about my day. And i dont always want to be the one to tell myself it will be okay, would be nice to hear it from a person. My person
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@surajdukhii
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5 years
Keep liking my tweets and we gonna end up like this 🤩
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
men are forbidden from liking dis
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@surajdukhii
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2 years
This
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@surajdukhii
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1 year
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
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@surajdukhii
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3 years
pakistan losing ali zafar
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@shradhayaar
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3 years
@SohaTazz Hume Ali Zafar de do fir.
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
3 years
My dado passed away four days ago. My sister just told me that dado asked her to write down the name of the uni im in and the degree im getting because she kept forgetting it when someone asked her. how will it ever stop hurting
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@surajdukhii
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@surajdukhii
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1 year
all pakistanis and I mean ALL pakistanis need to get therapy before they decide to get married and have kids. If u dont think u have issues, you’re the issue
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@surajdukhii
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2 years
lord…im cry 😿😿😿
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
8 months
imagine u get a uni acceptance and a scholarship and everything and all u need is a visa and u cant get that cuz u dont have a passport cuz ur country ran out of LAMINATION PAPER
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@surajdukhii
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4 years
the older i grow, the more i realise how they felt
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@surajdukhii
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11 months
the man I like: i like u random man in my dms:
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@surajdukhii
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4 years
joint family
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4 years
these were the real deal tho
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@HuzaifaQureshii
Huzaifa.
4 years
Biggest flex in school
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@surajdukhii
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2 years
indians celebrating in the crowd
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
1 year
this, hands down
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@sir_benedictx
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1 year
Favorite tweet of your own?
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@surajdukhii
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2 years
She just sits on her high horse and comments on everything and everyone. Sis has her own scale of morality im DYING
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
10 months
found this on facebook today! I haven’t tried it out but I really hope its legit. Please share w every woman you know!
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6 months
girls' version of the roman empire is remembering when they suddenly werent allowed to play outside anymore
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
1 month
i wasn’t meant to be a student or a corporate slave or a wife but a secret fourth thing (ameer baap ki spoilt ulaad going on world tours)
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
8 months
every daughter who is breaking her back carrying her parents' and siblings' burden when she has twice her own, I need you to run away. Focus on your grades, pick a good uni and move out. You dont get anything; your value at the end amounts to how much pain you can endure
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
11 months
Shame on Generation Pk. Always planning campaigns to talk about different issues in society but this is how they’re exploiting people who are looking for jobs :) my friend went in for one interview and this is what she was emailed.
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
5 years
The artidote= absolutely beautiful content that hurts and heals you :((
@TheArtidote
the artidote
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i am afraid that if i open myself i will not stop pouring. (why do i fear becoming a river. what mountain gave me such shame.) —Jamie Oliveira, “Erosion” artwork by
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@surajdukhii
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2 years
please dont bother coming at me w the 'haram is haram' takes. u wanna blame earthquakes and crises on people because of your difference in beliefs? maybe try perfecting your own faith first? jissne bhi kaha hai 'jhaanke ki behtareen jagah apna girebaan hai' sae kaha hai
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gen z ko pta nahi konsa paap laga hai, the year we were supposed to go abroad, every country is rejecting visas, dollar aasmaan pe pohunch gaya hai. gaari hum nahi le sakte, plot lena toh chorr hee dou. MAIN KERE PAASE JAANWAN MAIN MANJI KITHE DAANWAAAAAAN
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@surajdukhii
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me at 16: i am gonna be the boss, a leader. I am gonna do what i want and i know what i want me at 24: can someone tell me exactly what to do and how to live this life and what i should have for breakfast and basically plan my whole life out for me
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
5 months
not arguing w a man who has a pretty name, whatever u say zaroon
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smokeyhouse
1 year
everyone who is hating on these...why are u so bitter. its someone's handmade art? maybe it doesnt match your taste but that doesnt mean u should be calling it tacky and hating on it for no reason...
@samthebooknerd_
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brb crying.
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smokeyhouse
1 year
no man NO MAN can understand how difficult it is to be a woman in desi culture. and if men are telling u you’re crying about your miseries just because you’re speaking up, you’re probably doing smthn right
@Saisailu97
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what’s your hot take on desi culture that would have you in this position
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@surajdukhii
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@RaghebAlkilani Tell her you’re 83
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smokeyhouse
2 months
Im so scared of having kids because i love kids so so much and i cannot bear the thought of being responsible for one and the possibility of me not being able to give them everything they deserve
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Baby whose eyes fill with tears when she feels love. 💕😂
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5 years
8 year old me calculating if i’ll have enough money to get a burger jelly after buying cocomos and slanty from the 20 rupees I got
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3 years
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2 years
this is hypocrisy. when something terrible happens to you its an 'azmaish' but when the same thing happens to someone who doesnt share the same belief, it becomes an 'azaab'?
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smokeyhouse
2 months
living abroad as a woman alone must be so tough like imagine u do chores that u also did in pak but they’re only your chores and you are your priority and you dont have to constantly think about everyone else OH NO THE HORROR
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
3 years
I AM DYING HAHAHHA
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when u think ur finally a graduate but then realize now ur actually an unemployed person
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1 year
so are these ‘4 girls’ in the room with us rn?
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@MR7_7777
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@surajdukhii Trust me a Pakistani me can get 4 girls in week if it was just about to get a girl
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@surajdukhii
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women r literally so strong. Do u know how hard it is to stay dedicated and motivated to make your own future when literally everyone around you doesnt give a fuck and men who havent achieved half as much are being supported, both emotionally and financially :)
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1 year
marriage isnt an achievement unless you're married to me. then its a nobel prize worthy achievement, u cannot ask more from life. u should quit everything and serve me for the rest of your life.
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@surajdukhii
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My mental state is paris geller when she is rejected from harvard. she’s in bed watching a soap drama. she’s sulking. She’s given up on her dreams. Im her in that moment
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
2 months
if i eat chia seeds, mere andar jaake woh dukh malanga ban jaayen ge
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smokeyhouse
2 months
Yk what tomorrow is? TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF EID KE BAAD DEKHENGE. AB KAL JO KUCH DEKHNA PAREGA WOH MAIN DEKHNA NAHI CHAHTI
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the eldest daughter in a brown family who’s doing a full time job to prove that she is capable of something will NOT provide for you btw,,,usske apne kharche bohut mushkil se poore horahe hain
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every woman i know wants to belong somewhere. and so many women now are leaving and making their own spaces because they know that way their wont be the constant guilt of being told that they are being provided for.
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This is an entire plan that takes weeks to come up with and is like the whole work of a marketing manager or creative head. Stealing ppl’s ideas for free in the name of hiring.
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5 months
my fav conspiracy theory is that one day my heart will stop aching so deeply
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
5 years
Porn has ruined everyone. Y’all always horny. You make me uncomfortable, meri tl gandi karna band karo plis
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Dehkunle Of Africa 🐐
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Sco pa tu ma naa
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2 years
🥺☹️☹️😩😩
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3 years
you had to be there
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5 years
when you’re feeling low and want to text the only person you can talk to but you don’t wanna seem annoying and clingy
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smokeyhouse
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bro im not ashamed to admit that the reason im looking for a master's abroad is because i need to feel alive and human and live my teens in my 20s. i WILL move continents away to feel the freedom that men are given here. maybe i'd love to stay here if i was given the same luxury
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smokeyhouse
3 years
"stop crying its just a scene" the scene:
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smokeyhouse
1 year
the fact that u are obsessed with comparing numbers rather than talking about the actual issue lmao. truly coming from a place of privilege and ignorance because its not your safety on the line, its ours. even if one woman is pulled out of grave, its wrong
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@allahsfav Do you have any source that says these things happen more in Pakistan compared to other countries?
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bullshit 🤣 women who dont ask for shit never really get what they deserve except empty praise for being ‘low maintenance’
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The bitches that don't ask for shit get spoiled the most 🤷🏾‍♂️
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3 years
I completely forgot i took these, found em yesterday in vsco 🥺 i think they’re nice aha
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@surajdukhii
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i feel like i got NO break between uni and my job. i had my final jury, then my thesis display and was called to my job a week later. I have had no rest, no break. its about to be 9 months and im exhausted but im scared of taking a break bcs the job market is crap
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being a girl is just always thinking this is not who i am supposed to be…this is not where im supposed to be…but if someone asked me who i would rather be, what would i say?
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
5 years
Islam a beautiful religion contaminated by culture and mentality. show me something more balanced, modest and just, i will wait
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3 years
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5 years
I want to hug her and tell her how fucking proud i am
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1 year
men are really always competing about who can be the biggest dickhead
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5 years
Me on my way to making bad decisions
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@surajdukhii
smokeyhouse
2 years
hello oomfs, im supposed to run a little blog for a uni course so follow me @/loiblues on instagram. its gonna be photography mostly (attaching pics as bait)
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@surajdukhii
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when girls care about football its like yay my girly has a club she loves and i hope they win but when a guy cares about football all i can think is great, another excuse for him to not grow up
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smokeyhouse
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meanwhile shoaib
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@_Shapatar
Shoaib☆🇵🇸
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Girls Fake their interest in current affairs i.e politics , cricket e.t.c to get attention from Boys.
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1 year
were u not calling women randi for their tweets muslim brother...?
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smokeyhouse
2 years
@Chandlerbing404 well thats not haram at all ur so right !!
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smokeyhouse
6 months
never ask a man his salary a woman her age and me how much money i spend on khana and khane ke baad kuch meetha
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1 year
Me freezing to death but refusing to miss summer
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smokeyhouse
1 year
everyone saying ‘whAt iF wE sAy tHat aBouT wOmEn’ every woman who doesnt have to marry a misogynist manchild is winning 🗣️
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someone on insta said ‘aurat kamzor nahi hoti, har deewaar par mardaana kamzori ka ilaaj likha hai’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@surajdukhii
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need a shohar for one reason and one reason only. im dead scared of chipkalis and i cannot k!ll them myself. i cant take a jhaaru and smack them with it cuz im scared it will fall on me. i cant shoo shoo them away. i need a man for that. big stronk chipkali k!ller
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smokeyhouse
3 years
Sabr is starting to feel a lot like numbness and indifference
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smokeyhouse
9 months
my greatest fear is not living up to my potential. sometimes i wish i didnt see the potential in myself so i didnt have to constantly live under the pressure of doing something extraordinary. in my head im doing my best, but when i stop and look at it, it feels like nothing
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