Let it be known that seven PhD students in training is NOT enough to solve a Level 4 escape room: . I am actively recruiting postdocs for my next escape room attempt.

RT @sreejan_kumar: I defended my PhD!

RT @NC_Renic: 🥂 SHE SAID YES (I asked her if she was sick of hearing about my article).

On this July 4th, I honor all of my covariates which are independently and causally associated with my outcomes.

RT @AzizaS: Status change: “Incoming → Initialized: Faculty Mode” @UCBerkeley

RT @thesmitdesai: 🎉 Today, I officially transition to my role as Assistant Professor at @northeastern and am excited to share the Conversat….

Learn more about Penn’s biostatistics programs! . I’m not helping with this event but I had a swell time for 5 years of PhD and was very happy with my decision to choose Penn for my biostatistics PhD!

RT @xuanalogue: I've struggled to announce this amidst so much dark & awful going on in the world, but with 1mo to go, I wanted to share th….

RT @ganoopyliujia: Our latest work is on the cover of @Nature (June 26, 2025)! Even more special: the stunning illustration was hand-drawn….

All I want for Christmas is an air conditioned badminton hall 🥲.

I don't like my algorithmic boxes blackened, but I do like them medium-rare, you know what I'm saying?. I like some transparency, but I also like to keep some gross stuff under the hood.

"They can be filled in on the computer but will need to be printed out and signed with a wet signature.". Anyone else agree that wet signature is one of the most foul things you've ever read?.

Does everyone else already know about the Slide Master tool in PowerPoint?. Pretty neat, you can tell my evenings are riveting - who doesn't want to change all of the slide numbers to a different color?.

RT @miniapeur: Should I be called the supreme meme leader?.

RT @NC_Renic: You: "did you get enough work done this week?". Me: "no". You: "well did you at least relax a little". Me: "somehow also no".

RT @JohnHolbein1: Lol who did this

RT @NC_Renic: Doing admin

Unfortunate that someone in Panera is on the run

RT @SinghJyotirmai: Saturday with the boys (Euler and Lagrange)

RT @drpillado: As a son of a poor, Mexican immigrant family, I’m humbled to finish my vascular surgery training at @NMCardioVasc & start my….

RT @sarahwiegreffe: A bit late to announce, but I’m excited to share that I'll be starting as an assistant professor at the University of M….