I wake up every morning and ask myself “what I am doing to be BETTER,” not BETTER THAN... but better for myself🍃🌞

Having a real hard time lately swallowing the fact that we are on this earth to work our ASSES OFF EVERY. MFing, DAY💔

Somewhere between 21 Savage and Tyler Childers

*as doing dishes* One time we watched my brothers for a week and told them we didn’t know how to start the dishwasher… they were all doing their own dishes by Friday🤣🤩

Imagine getting a new roof and not picking up your dogs shit for the people working in your yard… this is the second house in a row and soo rude+ gross omg🙄

It’s only the eleventh day of the new year if anyone wants to ditch the niccy!! I’m over the chase!! (it’s hard, but who don’t love a good challenge?)😈

It’s only the third day of the new year if anyone wants to jump on quitting the niccy bandwagon👀😤

Is it seriously already time to get the pants and long sleeves out again?😩

he drives and i stare at how handsome he is

Why is my worst design client my own father lol

Okay dude, @Adobe has GOT to be making a KILLINGGG… I’m getting kicked off the student plan this year and now the annual fee is $600, $600.00!!!!! To be a broke azz artist!!

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

Every year I ask Kyle what he got me for Mothers Day and every year he tells me I’m not a mother… do you know the amount of motherly duties a wife fulfills? If you are a man, you do not know. If you are not a wife, you do not know… this is blasphemy

Wth, why didn’t anyone tell me there is only 28 days in February… my bills are late😅

Heated/Cooled cup holders in car… that’s it, that’s the tweeeet

Morning thoughts: let’s normalize NOT getting divorced because it’s such a PAIN IN THE AZZ for the kids… especially during the holidays… even a week l8r🙃😬

Can’t wait to see who all is pregnant and getting proposed to today lol Merry Christmas y’all!🎄🎅🏼❤️

In just 5 short years when I’m 30 years old I will have brothers that are 18, 14 and 12 years old… let THAT sink in😳🥺 when I’m 50… they will be 38, 34, and 32. Stop it, I’m scared, crying and OBVIOUSLY OLD

I feel like I say this every Christmas but can asking for expensive groceries be a THING?!😂 I want strawberries and oranges in the off season, cereal I actually LIKE, steaks, and ICE CREAM, come on now lol

I wish there was a universal hand signal for thank you

Now that our wedding is over I can’t wait to be an artist again🙈👩🏼‍🎨❤️💛💙